Adam Corolla
@knollie.bsky.social
I am the affordable midsized sedan of democracy, not the other guy.
Take back state houses to take back white houses.
McLean, Va by way of Gaczyna
#NAFO
#FELLA
Take back state houses to take back white houses.
McLean, Va by way of Gaczyna
#NAFO
#FELLA
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Adam Corolla
@knollie.bsky.social
· May 16
Ukraine’s Fulltime Robotics unveiled the SlimBeam laser turret (1.5 kW) to neutralize drones up to 1 km. Specs: 1080 nm wavelength, 20-800 m range, 30 min runtime, 50 kg weight. Can blind drones at 2 km.
Pew Pew Pew!!!
Babe, wake up! New Christian morality play just dropped!
December 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Babe, wake up! New Christian morality play just dropped!
Holy sh*t, THIS!
This is really important. The problem with the Roberts Court is not that they are conservative. It's that they are bad judges.
It's not just liberal judges they're doing this to. They're doing this to plenty of conservative judges too; judges who actually spent weeks and weeks poring over the details and with their arms deep in the guts of thousands of pages of documents and days of testimony.
Those judges are pissed.
Those judges are pissed.
December 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Holy sh*t, THIS!
One heck of a correlation! 😁
December 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
One heck of a correlation! 😁
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Concentrating on the second column while ignoring the first column is fantasy world thinking.
If the election got the GOP scared enough to spend some dough in a safe district, great! But the outcome was never in doubt.
If the election got the GOP scared enough to spend some dough in a safe district, great! But the outcome was never in doubt.
December 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Concentrating on the second column while ignoring the first column is fantasy world thinking.
If the election got the GOP scared enough to spend some dough in a safe district, great! But the outcome was never in doubt.
If the election got the GOP scared enough to spend some dough in a safe district, great! But the outcome was never in doubt.
Woah!
RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
December 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Woah!
Respectfully disagree.
Our institutions are functioning as intended. There has been no voter pressure on the legislative ruling party to stop the excesses of the executive branch (or on SCOTUS), and the entire right-leaning media universe is programming their voters not to disagree with it.
Our institutions are functioning as intended. There has been no voter pressure on the legislative ruling party to stop the excesses of the executive branch (or on SCOTUS), and the entire right-leaning media universe is programming their voters not to disagree with it.
I don’t even really think this is the problem. The Constitution prohibits basically every terrible thing Trump has done. The problem is that our institutions have decided to ignore the Constitution. Can’t fix that by changing what it says.
This regime is making the best arguments possible that we need to fix the foundations of our democracy if we want to keep it.
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Respectfully disagree.
Our institutions are functioning as intended. There has been no voter pressure on the legislative ruling party to stop the excesses of the executive branch (or on SCOTUS), and the entire right-leaning media universe is programming their voters not to disagree with it.
Our institutions are functioning as intended. There has been no voter pressure on the legislative ruling party to stop the excesses of the executive branch (or on SCOTUS), and the entire right-leaning media universe is programming their voters not to disagree with it.
Me: "Umm, a new follower. That's kind of them. Let me checkout their profile and maybe follow them back."
*Checks profile*
Ok. Zero posts, following 800 people, self-professed retired Left Coast centrist. Profile pic of 18 year-old Russian girl I've seen a million times.
HARD PASS on this trollbot!
*Checks profile*
Ok. Zero posts, following 800 people, self-professed retired Left Coast centrist. Profile pic of 18 year-old Russian girl I've seen a million times.
HARD PASS on this trollbot!
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Me: "Umm, a new follower. That's kind of them. Let me checkout their profile and maybe follow them back."
*Checks profile*
Ok. Zero posts, following 800 people, self-professed retired Left Coast centrist. Profile pic of 18 year-old Russian girl I've seen a million times.
HARD PASS on this trollbot!
*Checks profile*
Ok. Zero posts, following 800 people, self-professed retired Left Coast centrist. Profile pic of 18 year-old Russian girl I've seen a million times.
HARD PASS on this trollbot!
Collective punishment is a violation of the Geneva Convention and a crime against humanity.
ihl-databases.icrc.org/en/ihl-treat...
ihl-databases.icrc.org/en/ihl-treat...
ihl-databases.icrc.org
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Collective punishment is a violation of the Geneva Convention and a crime against humanity.
ihl-databases.icrc.org/en/ihl-treat...
ihl-databases.icrc.org/en/ihl-treat...
The orcs destroyed their only manned space launch facility yesterday after the Soyuz launch
Looks like shoddy maintenance is to blame.
Looks like shoddy maintenance is to blame.
November 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
The orcs destroyed their only manned space launch facility yesterday after the Soyuz launch
Looks like shoddy maintenance is to blame.
Looks like shoddy maintenance is to blame.
MAGA mother-in-law and uncle coming over to my house for dinner.
I have my hat ready....
I have my hat ready....
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
MAGA mother-in-law and uncle coming over to my house for dinner.
I have my hat ready....
I have my hat ready....
I'll pay good money to have this image on a poster in his jail cell.
The president of the United States is insane. Full stop.
November 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I'll pay good money to have this image on a poster in his jail cell.
There it is!
Due to the Trump administration's failure to appoint responsible management to oversee the nation's health, the New England Journal of Medicine and the Center for Infectious Disease Research will begin publishing public health alerts.
Competent leadership, after all, must come from somewhere.
Competent leadership, after all, must come from somewhere.
November 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
There it is!
I don't know what happened out in front of my office last night, but I'm a fan...
November 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I don't know what happened out in front of my office last night, but I'm a fan...
At least serious people are in the room.
‼️ US Army secretary holds talks with Russians in UAE, Ukraine's Defence Intelligence head also present
US Army secretary holds talks with Russians in UAE, Ukraine's Defence Intelligence head also present – Axios
US Army Secretary Dan Driscoll, who is currently in Abu Dhabi, the capital of the United Arab Emirates, continued meetings with the Russian delegation on Tuesday 25 November.
www.pravda.com.ua
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
At least serious people are in the room.
Reposted by Adam Corolla
A good primer of the difference between the Commissioning Oath and the Enlistment Oath is in this article by LTG Mark Hertling, USA (Ret).
www.thebulwark.com/p/what-ameri...
www.thebulwark.com/p/what-ameri...
What Americans Should Understand About the Military Disobeying Illegal Orders
And why it matters there are two military oaths.
www.thebulwark.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
A good primer of the difference between the Commissioning Oath and the Enlistment Oath is in this article by LTG Mark Hertling, USA (Ret).
www.thebulwark.com/p/what-ameri...
www.thebulwark.com/p/what-ameri...
Both countries are mortally wounded, but neither wants the world to think it.
At the end of the day, all Ukraine ultimately cares about is getting their people and territories back, and all Russia ultimately cares about is having sanctions lifted. Craft a deal around that.
At the end of the day, all Ukraine ultimately cares about is getting their people and territories back, and all Russia ultimately cares about is having sanctions lifted. Craft a deal around that.
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Both countries are mortally wounded, but neither wants the world to think it.
At the end of the day, all Ukraine ultimately cares about is getting their people and territories back, and all Russia ultimately cares about is having sanctions lifted. Craft a deal around that.
At the end of the day, all Ukraine ultimately cares about is getting their people and territories back, and all Russia ultimately cares about is having sanctions lifted. Craft a deal around that.
Are you asking me if I am a replicant, Charlie Brown; or a lesbian?
Frankly, Charlie Brown, I don't give a damn.
Forget it, Charlie Brown, it's Chinatown
November 24, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Are you asking me if I am a replicant, Charlie Brown; or a lesbian?
You shouldn't hang me in a meat hook, Charlie Brown. My father hung me on a meat hook. Once...
Have the lambs stopped screaming, Charlie Brown?
Never get out of the boat, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 AM
You shouldn't hang me in a meat hook, Charlie Brown. My father hung me on a meat hook. Once...
You're go for throttle-up, Charlie Brown.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, Charlie Brown, in this life or the next.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
all those moments will be lost in time. like tears in rain.
time to die, Charlie Brown
all those moments will be lost in time. like tears in rain.
time to die, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 AM
You're go for throttle-up, Charlie Brown.