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ex-Lethality Jane
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Figuring out post-Army life in the PNW. Lots of Mom-Posting. She/Her.

Lucy Calkins' #2 hater

Play it fucking loud.
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January 19, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I am not the world's biggest fan of Dylan but Six the Musical is a reimagining of the six wives of Henry VIII as a girl pop group, Anne's song is loosely based off Britney Spears, and the original Broadway Anne was played by an Asian American woman so I think people need to get the fuck over it.
January 19, 2026 at 10:07 PM
You wouldn't walk away from Omelas. You won't even walk away from DoorDash.
January 19, 2026 at 7:51 PM
A Deadspin commenter once referred to the fat on a steak as "meat-flavored candy" and this has lived rent-free in my head for over a decade.
Speak, muses — tell me about a sentence or phrase that you read in someone's ephemeral post on a long-dead online forum but has lived rent-free in your head ever since
January 19, 2026 at 7:48 PM
University of Minnesota's dance team performed to "Maybe This Time" from Cabaret at the national championships this weekend. Song was picked months ago, but it feels poignant considering everything going on.
University of Minnesota (Jazz) - UDA Nationals 2026
YouTube video by MCONSTANT2
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January 19, 2026 at 7:29 PM
People will log onto this app and just say anything. "If y'all had even the slightest class consciousness you'd form together in solidarity to destroy the capitalist order"

Child we can't even get people to vote in their local school board elections.
i don't think this works when one side is unilaterally trying to annex territory
January 19, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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This jackass has been smoking cigarettes for 35 years now and still hasn't given up the ghost.
January 19, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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You want to annex Greenland? The place where Fezzik couldn't get a job?
January 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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My timeline is finally entirely football and not people discoursing about Stancil it’s a fucking miracle. That’s two for Pope Bob.
January 19, 2026 at 2:47 AM
OK amendment to this. I came across a TikTok talking about how narcissistic abuse was when a parent would clean the house on a Saturday morning when the teenager wanted to be sleeping and fine. Some of the kids are the problem.
You know that whole estranged parent/estranged child thing? It's actually usually pretty easy to tell which one is at fault. It's the one who won't say what happened.
January 18, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Okay but this is a complete misread of both source materials because the Heated Rivalry version of Harry Potter would obviously be Harry/Draco.
Heated Wizardry - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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January 18, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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The tactic of "we thought of a complicated, clever reason why the good thing that works is Bad Actually" shows up *everywhere* these days, and I can't tell how much of it is people who desperately need to feel clever and how much is deliberate sabotage.
January 18, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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hi from Minneapolis. these folks are catastrophically overthinking it; the immediate need when agents hit a block is for people that speak *any* language to know it's not safe to go out. that need is far more pressing than whatever this infantilizing "actually it's racist to make noise" shit is.
January 18, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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This, by the way, is why no one trusts your so-called movement: you're more obsessed with internet grudges than you are with real world impacts.

It's fucking pitiful, and you should all be ashamed (not that you're capable).
January 18, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Do the people who get so annoyed by Will Stancil know that following him is optional.
January 18, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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why would you quotepost someone and then complain "oh no they found my post"

yeah like it took sherlock holmes to work that one out
January 18, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Also you all never appreciated Lin Manuel Miranda's direction of Tick, Tick... Boom! It was legitimately a great adaptation and probably the best movie musical of the last 20 years.
If you want a good movie adaptation of a Jonathan Larson musical, Tick, Tick... Boom! is right there!
January 18, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Sorry for the random TikTok comment posting but I feel tye need to share this absolutely insane movie take.
January 18, 2026 at 4:51 AM
if ai is so useful how come the autopopulated alt-text on gifs sucks so bad
January 18, 2026 at 4:46 AM
I have a theory* that Josh Allen is too happy and fulfilled in his personal life to win a Super Bowl. You gotta have a little bit of miserable bastard in you, for drive.

*nonsense bullshit take projecting my own insecurities onto someone who doesn't know I exist
January 18, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Came across an account on TikTok that had montage videos made to "I Can Go The Distance" about both the Seahawks and the 49ers posted two days ago and that's how you game the algorithm, baby.
January 18, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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And if you think a general strike is logistically impossible but starting a civil war and winning isn't, you're so far disconnected from reality that your opinions are meaningless, because everything that's hard about pulling off a general strike is orders of magnitude harder about winning a war.
January 18, 2026 at 2:28 AM
me: well one good thing about being out of the army is no one is trying to force me into caring about the army-navy game anymore

our dementia-addled president:
Marx remarks somewhere that historical events appear, as it were, twice: the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce.

He forgot to add that beneath the farce also can lurk tragedy.
January 18, 2026 at 2:50 AM
"This is the most cursed Bills game yet" oh you sweet summer child. Let me introduce you to Timothy McVeigh placing a $1000 bet on the Buffalo Bills in the 1993 Super Bowl, certain that they couldn't possibly lose three years in a row.
How Football Fed Timothy McVeigh’s Despair
The Oklahoma City bomber was once a promising young Gulf War veteran. His slide into isolation and extremism happened to dovetail with the fate of his beloved Buffalo Bills.
www.politico.com
January 18, 2026 at 1:25 AM