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ex-Lethality Jane
@lethalityjane.bsky.social
Figuring out post-Army life in the PNW. Lots of Mom-Posting. She/Her.

Lucy Calkins' #2 hater

Play it fucking loud.
Lasagna and shepherd's pie are too fancy to be casseroles, too structured.

Casseroles are more like baked ziti. You just kinda stir everything all up together and maybe add a very thin top layer, like one layer of cheese or breadcrumbs or something.
What’s casserole?

Seriously, I’ve never eaten one in my life.

Is a lasagna a casserole? How about a shepherd’s pie?
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Dear my oldest child's former high school:

She is a college sophomore. You no longer need to be sending me emails about her high school honor society.
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I need someone to explain to me if Ariana Grande's terrible lashes in the Wicked movie were some kind of artistic choice that's supposed to say something about Glinda as a character or what because girl they are BAD.
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
There's a conflicting accomodations kerfuffle in my local social media groups because a café owner asked a breastfeeding mother to leave her establishment because her adult son with autism works in the café and finds breastfeeding triggering.
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
One of my kids' elementary school teachers just sent out a "quick reminder" that tomorrow the kids can bring in food to share and I have absolutely no memory that this was ever communicated prior to today.
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Hey question for the lawyers of BlueSky:

If a medical professional gets called to jury duty and one of their current or former patients is the person on trial, how do you disclose that to the court without violating HIPAA? Because jury selection questions are public record, aren't they?
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The hardest part of parenting a toddler is having to persuade an exhausted little person to go to sleep. I can't relate. A nap sounds awesome to me, little guy.
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Oh the comments on this TikTok were so mad
if there was one lesson i could impart to young women it would be this one:
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The effort in question: a random joke skeet
I will never NOT be shocked by the amount of effort people put into what other people eat.
I see a lot of people saying ham is for Easter dinner but you are all incorrect and should be doing lamb for Easter dinner. It's relatively easy, delicious, and has connections all the way back to Passover traditions that Christ would have been partaking in around that time of year.

Try the lamb.
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Parenting update:

My almost three year old is currently pretending a clothes pin is a pair of scissors and is stomping around my living room singing "I'm allowed to cut things!"
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The whole "orders are presumed to be lawful" thing doesn't really hold up because then why do we give so many briefs about the rules of engagement, left and right limits, etc.

Service members are supposed to have a basic understanding of what is and isn't allowed.
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It's super unusual to pull retired service members back to active duty to prosecute them under UCMJ. Usually they only do that if they discover you committed a major crime while on active duty, like espionage or something.
If you dare to displease the despot, you will be declared an enemy of the state and every lever of it will be deployed against you.
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Sorry I'm going to be thinking about this woman taking people home with her and asking them to have sex on her giant dog bed all day.
Bitch what the fuck?!
November 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I see a lot of people saying ham is for Easter dinner but you are all incorrect and should be doing lamb for Easter dinner. It's relatively easy, delicious, and has connections all the way back to Passover traditions that Christ would have been partaking in around that time of year.

Try the lamb.
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The National Society of Children Who Only Eat Dinner Rolls at Thanksgiving disagree with you vehemently.
Rolls. Just not necessary.
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
We don't have enough people at Thanksgiving for both turkey and ham. Goodbye, ham.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Reposted by ex-Lethality Jane
The song I expect to be playing when Netflix ruins Thanksgiving, Christmas, or New Years by killing off Steve Harrington
Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart (Turn Around) (Official Video)
YouTube video by bonnietylerVEVO
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Reposted by ex-Lethality Jane
It's Nutcracker season which means Nutcracker clips are all over TikTok and SOME OF YOU are watching clips of the Waltz of the Flowers and asking about the Sugar Plum Fairy when that is CLEARLY the Dewdrop Fairy dancing.

I'm gonna need you to get it together here, people.
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 AM
It's Nutcracker season which means Nutcracker clips are all over TikTok and SOME OF YOU are watching clips of the Waltz of the Flowers and asking about the Sugar Plum Fairy when that is CLEARLY the Dewdrop Fairy dancing.

I'm gonna need you to get it together here, people.
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 AM
The song I expect to be playing when Netflix ruins Thanksgiving, Christmas, or New Years by killing off Steve Harrington
Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart (Turn Around) (Official Video)
YouTube video by bonnietylerVEVO
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Somebody got mad at me about this post and then blocked me and it's one of the funnier things I've been blocked about on this website.
Me when another adult dislikes a kid: that is a CHILD, they are innocent and still able to be molded, you should be ashamed of yourself

Me when another kid is mean to my kid: that little shit has bad vibes
November 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Reposted by ex-Lethality Jane
The people in 1827 had no sense of humor, and couldn't recognize a good bit when they had one
from the 1200s till 1827 students getting a MA at Oxford had to swear an oath to never reconcile with Henry Symeonis, even long after who Henry Symeonis was was lost.

only in 1912, 85 years after the oath was abolished was Henry Symeonis' identity rediscovered, they still don't know what he did.
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Frankly, Charlie Brown, I don't give a damn.
Forget it, Charlie Brown, it's Chinatown
I did it 35 minutes ago, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Reposted by ex-Lethality Jane
Bah gawd Mall Krampus those posters had families.

In other states. That they barely talk to.
The Only Children of White Collar Professional Parents In The 1990s website is uniquely badly-positioned to have good memories or holiday food
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
If they'd wanted to split The Hobbit into three movies they should have just faithfully reproduced all the songs in the book. That book had so many fucking songs in it. I remember reading it at age 12 or so and being like "oh god no, they're going to sing again"
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM