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Flags in the name are the languages I speak and the passports I hold.

Pronouns: he/him/Dad.
Pinned
I believe I've made my feelings about MAGA Latinos known in the past.
"Unlike an iron age collapse, a bronze age collapse releases energy, because both copper and tin are past the iron peak on the curve of binding energy."
December 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Rare photo of the lifeless den of doomscrolling y'all post from.
Update #669 from █████ ███████ ██ (Q CLEARANCE)

1. Unidentified Poets
2. Molten Tamagotchi
3. Lifeless Den of Doomscrolling
December 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
3-egg omelette with poblano and onions and cheese. Poblanos are tasty but very mild, but once in a blue moon you'll get one that's got some real bite to it.

Today was not a blue moon. Good source of vitamin C in the winter, though.
December 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Seems strangely familiar...
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Remembering the most famous battles of the War on Drugs

Today: The Annihilation of the Drug Trade in Valença, Rio de Janeiro (2025)
December 7, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I'll be 51 in a month and my response to these losers is "suck it up, cupcake."
not to put too fine a point on it but every guy doing the “we need to reboot masculinity!!!” schtick has fewer masculine virtues than I do and I’m nonbinary
"we're having a crisis of masculinity!11!" - a man-baby dork
December 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Deep fried feijoada is actually a thing (and it's good as hell)

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Bolinho de feijoada | Receitas
O bolinho de feijoada é um petisco que faz sucesso em aniversário e reuniões com a família; saiba como preparar a receita
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December 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Deep fried feijoada is something I'd try once.
Scotland's World Cup Draw - Unbiased Scottish Commentary by Allaster McKallaster
YouTube video by McKallaster
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December 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
He's won the Supporters Shield, he's won Leagues Cup, and now Lionel Messi has completed the conquest of America by winning MLS Cup. He's only missing the CONCACAF Champions Cup to complete the conquest of North America.
Inter Miami CF vs. Vancouver Whitecaps FC Highlights | 2025 MLS Cup | FOX Soccer
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December 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Um...WHY is Javier Milei buying F-16's?

Jesus, Joseph and Mary, please tell me they're not about to try Operation Rosario 2, "this time we've got Trump?"
O presidente da Argentina, Javier Milei, apresentou seis caças F-16 comprados da Dinamarca neste sábado (6). Na cerimônia, o ultraliberal subiu em um dos aviões de combate e os definiu como "anjos protetores" que fortalecerão as Forças Armadas do país.

📲 Leia mais na #Folha: mla.bs/49613e57

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December 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
It may be winter here, but it's summer in Brazil, so feel free to have your choice of a caipirinha or a quentão. 🎁:
Brazil Has a Cachaça Cocktail for Every Season
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December 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
in the War on Drugs...
December 1, 2023 at 2:06 PM
The forbidden Advent calendar.
December 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Well, after a snoozefest of a first half, Leeds and Liverpool combined for six goals in a thrilling draw.
December 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Do we think this guy had 324 W 35th St. as his address on his license?
December 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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USMNT WORLD CUP DATES FOR YOUR DIARY 🚨

vs. Paraguay in Los Angeles, June 12, 9pm ET 🇵🇾

vs. Australia in Seattle, June 19, 3pm ET 🇦🇺

vs. UEFA team TBC in Los Angeles, June 25, 10pm ET 🇪🇺

Let's go 🇺🇸
December 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Happy "I can't believe I'm rooting for the fucking Buckeyes" Saturday to my fellow Purdue alumni.
December 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Happy 72nd Birthday to Elwood Blues
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I see this morning that the next episode is titled "The Gap," so it appears he's going to find out.
My other open question is: does the Paraguayan plan on driving to Carol? Does he realize there are no roads across the Darién Gap?
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
He's right, the Hivemind is very Midwestern in its passive-aggressiveness.
somehow every single time Carol has to listen to the full "we don't want to talk to you right now, Carol" message on Pluribus it gets funnier
December 6, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Temple Grandin would like a word about this ethos that says you can't slaughter animals (captive bolt to the head, painless), you instead have to wait for them to starve to death (misery beyond the comprehension of people in modern industrial society). #Plur1bus
Or maybe they have, the ten year timeline for mass starvation may be all the dead farm animals being collected and frozen, it's just that the joining JUST happened so there are a lot of dead humans at the moment.
This is where I worry Vince didn't hire enough science advisors, because this doesn't even touch the matter of chickens and pigs, which if you stop feeding them will either all die (most chickens) or resort to eating each other and whatever they can reach (pigs).
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
This scene was wild. Plur1bus this week removed the threat of assimilation for Carol and the others, but introduced the threat of widespread human starvation because of the Hivemind's insanely restrictive behavior on harvesting.
Pluribus — John Cena Explains HDP | Scene | Apple TV
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December 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Just as it was in the 19th Century, the USA today is an economy that is limited by the growth of its labor force. Immigration restrictions are an artificial limit on economic growth we're imposing on ourselves because of racism.
You could write this. Or you could write: “That notion, which has been the rule in nearly every country in the Western Hemisphere for over a century, is grounded in the language of the 14th Amendment.”

All how you choose to frame it.
December 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Yes, Scotland went on to lose this match 1-4, but this one's the outlier, Scotland's been competitive in its other four matches against Brazil: 0-0 (1974), 0-1 (1990) and 1-2 (1998). Brazil's 1982 team are the best Brazil squad that didn't win the trophy, with Zico, Sócrates, Falcão, et. al.
December 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM