Laurasaurus
@laurasaurus.bsky.social
I’m Laura. I’m in Delaware.
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We are going to win, and after we win, we are going to hold all of these fuckers accountable.
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NEW: A Texas county medical examiner found that Geraldo Lunas Campos was choked to death by a guard while he was held in ICE custody earlier this month.
Geraldo is the sixth person to die in ICE detention this year.
Geraldo is the sixth person to die in ICE detention this year.
January 26, 2026 at 6:39 PM
NEW: A Texas county medical examiner found that Geraldo Lunas Campos was choked to death by a guard while he was held in ICE custody earlier this month.
Geraldo is the sixth person to die in ICE detention this year.
Geraldo is the sixth person to die in ICE detention this year.
This plowed snow is so heavy that I’m close to issuing a formal apology to the people who save shoveled out street parking with chairs.
January 26, 2026 at 6:54 PM
This plowed snow is so heavy that I’m close to issuing a formal apology to the people who save shoveled out street parking with chairs.
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Trump lying baldfaced about his health is the most deranged tyrant shit he does, and his physician should be arrested for fabricating official reports to the public about his health
January 26, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Trump lying baldfaced about his health is the most deranged tyrant shit he does, and his physician should be arrested for fabricating official reports to the public about his health
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Like I'm sorry that these events all read like a didactic feminist novel but that's not my fault
January 26, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Like I'm sorry that these events all read like a didactic feminist novel but that's not my fault
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grindset mayfly: many only think about the next 5 minutes. start making moves based on where you want to be in 5 hours
January 25, 2026 at 3:29 AM
grindset mayfly: many only think about the next 5 minutes. start making moves based on where you want to be in 5 hours
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Always nice to see what the Average Voter is getting up to
a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
January 26, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Always nice to see what the Average Voter is getting up to
Are these fucks not drug tested regularly? It’s insane that so many people at the highest levels of our government right now couldn’t get a normal security clearance.
Kash Patel, sniffing heavily on Benny Johnson's show: "The investigations ongoing into the funding of this -- we've made actual substantial progress, I just can't publicize it. But we've actually found groups and individuals responsible for funding it, because it's not happening organically."
January 26, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Are these fucks not drug tested regularly? It’s insane that so many people at the highest levels of our government right now couldn’t get a normal security clearance.
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I honestly think I understand the brains of people who still support Trump better than the brains of people who supported him only to realize he’s awful within a year.
January 19, 2026 at 12:36 PM
I honestly think I understand the brains of people who still support Trump better than the brains of people who supported him only to realize he’s awful within a year.
That brain chip meme was more projection from the right.
Over the last 48 hours, the talking point on the right has solidified; the only reason that we are seeing violent clashes against ICE is because of sanctuary policies and failure to cooperate from city officials who are fanning the flames.
Take a look; it's wild how quickly they're all adopting it.
Take a look; it's wild how quickly they're all adopting it.
January 26, 2026 at 3:21 PM
That brain chip meme was more projection from the right.
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This came up in my old posts today. Don’t know why, but it feels good to know that Andre 3000 specifically is this kind of guy.
January 26, 2026 at 12:38 PM
This came up in my old posts today. Don’t know why, but it feels good to know that Andre 3000 specifically is this kind of guy.
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I do think that a possibly underrated dynamic in The Horrors is that the Right as it has reconstituted itself under Trump legitimately can’t understand sincere moral or physical courage
January 26, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I do think that a possibly underrated dynamic in The Horrors is that the Right as it has reconstituted itself under Trump legitimately can’t understand sincere moral or physical courage
These teens came by yesterday offering to schedule shoveling for today, and I said no because I hadn’t yet injured myself like a dumbass.
January 26, 2026 at 1:05 PM
These teens came by yesterday offering to schedule shoveling for today, and I said no because I hadn’t yet injured myself like a dumbass.
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I'm losing it over the Toledo Zoo's 8-day-old giraffe Eugene. I understand the giraffes have 15 month gestational periods but my guy looks like the zookeepers have been reading the news to him all 8 days he's been outside
January 25, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I'm losing it over the Toledo Zoo's 8-day-old giraffe Eugene. I understand the giraffes have 15 month gestational periods but my guy looks like the zookeepers have been reading the news to him all 8 days he's been outside
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This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
January 25, 2026 at 5:20 PM
This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
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The world: on fire
Brazil: guys thought it might cheer you up to know our crooked ex president got his head stuck down the toilet trying to escape prison through the drains again
Brazil: guys thought it might cheer you up to know our crooked ex president got his head stuck down the toilet trying to escape prison through the drains again
January 25, 2026 at 6:39 PM
The world: on fire
Brazil: guys thought it might cheer you up to know our crooked ex president got his head stuck down the toilet trying to escape prison through the drains again
Brazil: guys thought it might cheer you up to know our crooked ex president got his head stuck down the toilet trying to escape prison through the drains again
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Imagine the stuff people are writing before hitting Cancel
January 24, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Imagine the stuff people are writing before hitting Cancel
They stitched me up and I’m going home now. Time to finish the job of chopping up that onion so this wasn’t in vain.
FML, this sucks to walk in, but at least they saw me right away because no one else is here.
January 25, 2026 at 7:51 PM
They stitched me up and I’m going home now. Time to finish the job of chopping up that onion so this wasn’t in vain.
Googling “do I need stitches” in the middle of a big blizzard.
January 25, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Googling “do I need stitches” in the middle of a big blizzard.
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i assume going to the hospital is considered the highest honor for a bolsonaro supporter
Bolsonaro supporters protesting and demanding that he is set free got hit by a lightning bolt, 3 persons are in hospital now.
🚨⚡ Um raio atingiu bolsonaristas em Brasília nesta tarde. Eles estavam aguardando Nikolas Ferreira no Memorial JK para um protesto pela soltura de Bolsonaro quando um raio atingiu a praça. Três bolsonaristas foram para o hospital.
January 25, 2026 at 5:56 PM
i assume going to the hospital is considered the highest honor for a bolsonaro supporter
Sitting on the kitchen air vent while I wait for the bread to finish baking. The cats are really onto something with this…
January 25, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Sitting on the kitchen air vent while I wait for the bread to finish baking. The cats are really onto something with this…
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The rest of the world: Using the metric system.
The City of Pittsburgh:
The City of Pittsburgh:
January 25, 2026 at 3:58 PM
The rest of the world: Using the metric system.
The City of Pittsburgh:
The City of Pittsburgh:
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Really hard to look at this and all the other examples of bravery and kindness from ordinary people in this moment not think also of the tremendous cowardice exhibited over the past year by some of the richest, most well-protected people in business, media and politics
Let us all have the courage displayed by the residents of Minneapolis.
January 25, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Really hard to look at this and all the other examples of bravery and kindness from ordinary people in this moment not think also of the tremendous cowardice exhibited over the past year by some of the richest, most well-protected people in business, media and politics
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This our Pyrenees Anatolian shepherd, Evie. She has been outside for 3 hours and is ignoring our requests to come in. Love her. She drives us nuts. 🤭
January 25, 2026 at 4:07 PM
This our Pyrenees Anatolian shepherd, Evie. She has been outside for 3 hours and is ignoring our requests to come in. Love her. She drives us nuts. 🤭