Laurasaurus
@laurasaurus.bsky.social
I’m Laura. I’m in Delaware.
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We are going to win, and after we win, we are going to hold all of these fuckers accountable.
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This came up in my old posts today. Don’t know why, but it feels good to know that Andre 3000 specifically is this kind of guy.
January 26, 2026 at 12:38 PM
This came up in my old posts today. Don’t know why, but it feels good to know that Andre 3000 specifically is this kind of guy.
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I do think that a possibly underrated dynamic in The Horrors is that the Right as it has reconstituted itself under Trump legitimately can’t understand sincere moral or physical courage
January 26, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I do think that a possibly underrated dynamic in The Horrors is that the Right as it has reconstituted itself under Trump legitimately can’t understand sincere moral or physical courage
These teens came by yesterday offering to schedule shoveling for today, and I said no because I hadn’t yet injured myself like a dumbass.
January 26, 2026 at 1:05 PM
These teens came by yesterday offering to schedule shoveling for today, and I said no because I hadn’t yet injured myself like a dumbass.
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I'm losing it over the Toledo Zoo's 8-day-old giraffe Eugene. I understand the giraffes have 15 month gestational periods but my guy looks like the zookeepers have been reading the news to him all 8 days he's been outside
January 25, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I'm losing it over the Toledo Zoo's 8-day-old giraffe Eugene. I understand the giraffes have 15 month gestational periods but my guy looks like the zookeepers have been reading the news to him all 8 days he's been outside
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This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
January 25, 2026 at 5:20 PM
This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
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The world: on fire
Brazil: guys thought it might cheer you up to know our crooked ex president got his head stuck down the toilet trying to escape prison through the drains again
Brazil: guys thought it might cheer you up to know our crooked ex president got his head stuck down the toilet trying to escape prison through the drains again
January 25, 2026 at 6:39 PM
The world: on fire
Brazil: guys thought it might cheer you up to know our crooked ex president got his head stuck down the toilet trying to escape prison through the drains again
Brazil: guys thought it might cheer you up to know our crooked ex president got his head stuck down the toilet trying to escape prison through the drains again
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Imagine the stuff people are writing before hitting Cancel
January 24, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Imagine the stuff people are writing before hitting Cancel
They stitched me up and I’m going home now. Time to finish the job of chopping up that onion so this wasn’t in vain.
FML, this sucks to walk in, but at least they saw me right away because no one else is here.
January 25, 2026 at 7:51 PM
They stitched me up and I’m going home now. Time to finish the job of chopping up that onion so this wasn’t in vain.
Googling “do I need stitches” in the middle of a big blizzard.
January 25, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Googling “do I need stitches” in the middle of a big blizzard.
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i assume going to the hospital is considered the highest honor for a bolsonaro supporter
Bolsonaro supporters protesting and demanding that he is set free got hit by a lightning bolt, 3 persons are in hospital now.
🚨⚡ Um raio atingiu bolsonaristas em Brasília nesta tarde. Eles estavam aguardando Nikolas Ferreira no Memorial JK para um protesto pela soltura de Bolsonaro quando um raio atingiu a praça. Três bolsonaristas foram para o hospital.
January 25, 2026 at 5:56 PM
i assume going to the hospital is considered the highest honor for a bolsonaro supporter
Sitting on the kitchen air vent while I wait for the bread to finish baking. The cats are really onto something with this…
January 25, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Sitting on the kitchen air vent while I wait for the bread to finish baking. The cats are really onto something with this…
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The rest of the world: Using the metric system.
The City of Pittsburgh:
The City of Pittsburgh:
January 25, 2026 at 3:58 PM
The rest of the world: Using the metric system.
The City of Pittsburgh:
The City of Pittsburgh:
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Really hard to look at this and all the other examples of bravery and kindness from ordinary people in this moment not think also of the tremendous cowardice exhibited over the past year by some of the richest, most well-protected people in business, media and politics
Let us all have the courage displayed by the residents of Minneapolis.
January 25, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Really hard to look at this and all the other examples of bravery and kindness from ordinary people in this moment not think also of the tremendous cowardice exhibited over the past year by some of the richest, most well-protected people in business, media and politics
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This our Pyrenees Anatolian shepherd, Evie. She has been outside for 3 hours and is ignoring our requests to come in. Love her. She drives us nuts. 🤭
January 25, 2026 at 4:07 PM
This our Pyrenees Anatolian shepherd, Evie. She has been outside for 3 hours and is ignoring our requests to come in. Love her. She drives us nuts. 🤭
Kids are going a little stir crazy already… younger one is eating dry cereal and complaining “‘Elope [Penelope] keeps lookin’ at me crunchin’…”
January 25, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Kids are going a little stir crazy already… younger one is eating dry cereal and complaining “‘Elope [Penelope] keeps lookin’ at me crunchin’…”
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USING HER WALKER TO ADVANCE INTO THE TEAR GAS
Let us all have the courage displayed by the residents of Minneapolis.
January 25, 2026 at 1:56 PM
USING HER WALKER TO ADVANCE INTO THE TEAR GAS
Attention to all owners of big fluffy dogs:
We NEED photos of your dogs having the time of their lives in all this snow. It is essential for morale. Thank you.
We NEED photos of your dogs having the time of their lives in all this snow. It is essential for morale. Thank you.
January 25, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Attention to all owners of big fluffy dogs:
We NEED photos of your dogs having the time of their lives in all this snow. It is essential for morale. Thank you.
We NEED photos of your dogs having the time of their lives in all this snow. It is essential for morale. Thank you.
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Admiral Giuseppe my people yearn for NATO covert action
Very unusual for the head of NATO's military committee to comment like this - a clear response to Trump's remark about NATO troops in Afghanistan, even if it's not explicitly mentioned.
The fact he's done so suggests the strength of feeling in NATO military circles about that remark.
The fact he's done so suggests the strength of feeling in NATO military circles about that remark.
January 25, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Admiral Giuseppe my people yearn for NATO covert action
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babe wake up the democratic party is fedposting
January 25, 2026 at 1:12 AM
babe wake up the democratic party is fedposting
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using the save posts feature to construct a device which recharges my powers
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
using the save posts feature to construct a device which recharges my powers
David Attenborough did exactly what I would’ve done if I was born into his life. Good for him.
January 25, 2026 at 1:19 AM
David Attenborough did exactly what I would’ve done if I was born into his life. Good for him.
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‘88 babies fighting the 1488 crowd the hardest
January 25, 2026 at 1:02 AM
‘88 babies fighting the 1488 crowd the hardest