Laurasaurus
@laurasaurus.bsky.social
I’m Laura. I’m in Delaware.
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We are going to win, and after we win, we are going to hold all of these fuckers accountable.
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stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 AM
stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.
Can the Baltimore fire marshal go after ICE for code violations or do they not have jurisdiction over federal buildings?
January 27, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Can the Baltimore fire marshal go after ICE for code violations or do they not have jurisdiction over federal buildings?
Remember to call your members of Congress tomorrow to remind them that Bovino being gone isn’t enough to get DHS funding.
January 27, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Remember to call your members of Congress tomorrow to remind them that Bovino being gone isn’t enough to get DHS funding.
It’s good that they’re pulling Bovino but he’s still gotta stand trial for his crimes.
January 27, 2026 at 12:29 AM
It’s good that they’re pulling Bovino but he’s still gotta stand trial for his crimes.
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took a picture of my dog that looks like a New Yorker profile about her getting her life back on track after she was cancelled for calling basset hounds "lazy" and "unnecessary"
January 26, 2026 at 6:38 AM
took a picture of my dog that looks like a New Yorker profile about her getting her life back on track after she was cancelled for calling basset hounds "lazy" and "unnecessary"
Oh, I will be watching this.
And is Jay really trying to blame it all on Tyra when on camera, he was just as awful to those contestants??
And is Jay really trying to blame it all on Tyra when on camera, he was just as awful to those contestants??
The trailer for "Reality Check: Inside America's Next Top Model," a docuseries about the controversial reality competition series, is out:
January 26, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Oh, I will be watching this.
And is Jay really trying to blame it all on Tyra when on camera, he was just as awful to those contestants??
And is Jay really trying to blame it all on Tyra when on camera, he was just as awful to those contestants??
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One thing I hope people take the time to acknowledge: The sea change in public opinion has been achieved because violence, though encourage by a lot of people here online, was never once employed by the movement. Violence was solely the purview of the state and that is why the state is losing.
January 26, 2026 at 7:48 PM
One thing I hope people take the time to acknowledge: The sea change in public opinion has been achieved because violence, though encourage by a lot of people here online, was never once employed by the movement. Violence was solely the purview of the state and that is why the state is losing.
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imagining a world where people understand that "A is like B" does not mean "A is only like B and nothing else"
January 26, 2026 at 8:16 PM
imagining a world where people understand that "A is like B" does not mean "A is only like B and nothing else"
Same, and also, the top officials in this administration are very openly into Nazism. (Trump, Vance, Miller, Bovino, Musk, too many other to name…) IDK how anyone can claim it’s not a model for them.
I find takes like this unsatisfying because they ignore the point of the Nazi analogy. It's not about denying America's history of racist terror. "Nazi" is not just code for "bad but in a way that specifically doesn't implicate US antecedents." www.bostonglobe.com/2026/01/26/o...
Don’t look to Germany for an analogy. The Minneapolis nightmare is uniquely American. - The Boston Globe
In order to defeat the white nationalism that is at the core of ICE’s assault on American democracy, we have to see it and treat it as what it is.
www.bostonglobe.com
January 26, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Same, and also, the top officials in this administration are very openly into Nazism. (Trump, Vance, Miller, Bovino, Musk, too many other to name…) IDK how anyone can claim it’s not a model for them.
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NEW: A Texas county medical examiner found that Geraldo Lunas Campos was choked to death by a guard while he was held in ICE custody earlier this month.
Geraldo is the sixth person to die in ICE detention this year.
Geraldo is the sixth person to die in ICE detention this year.
January 26, 2026 at 6:39 PM
NEW: A Texas county medical examiner found that Geraldo Lunas Campos was choked to death by a guard while he was held in ICE custody earlier this month.
Geraldo is the sixth person to die in ICE detention this year.
Geraldo is the sixth person to die in ICE detention this year.
This plowed snow is so heavy that I’m close to issuing a formal apology to the people who save shoveled out street parking with chairs.
January 26, 2026 at 6:54 PM
This plowed snow is so heavy that I’m close to issuing a formal apology to the people who save shoveled out street parking with chairs.
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Trump lying baldfaced about his health is the most deranged tyrant shit he does, and his physician should be arrested for fabricating official reports to the public about his health
January 26, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Trump lying baldfaced about his health is the most deranged tyrant shit he does, and his physician should be arrested for fabricating official reports to the public about his health
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Like I'm sorry that these events all read like a didactic feminist novel but that's not my fault
January 26, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Like I'm sorry that these events all read like a didactic feminist novel but that's not my fault
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grindset mayfly: many only think about the next 5 minutes. start making moves based on where you want to be in 5 hours
January 25, 2026 at 3:29 AM
grindset mayfly: many only think about the next 5 minutes. start making moves based on where you want to be in 5 hours
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Always nice to see what the Average Voter is getting up to
a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
January 26, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Always nice to see what the Average Voter is getting up to
Are these fucks not drug tested regularly? It’s insane that so many people at the highest levels of our government right now couldn’t get a normal security clearance.
Kash Patel, sniffing heavily on Benny Johnson's show: "The investigations ongoing into the funding of this -- we've made actual substantial progress, I just can't publicize it. But we've actually found groups and individuals responsible for funding it, because it's not happening organically."
January 26, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Are these fucks not drug tested regularly? It’s insane that so many people at the highest levels of our government right now couldn’t get a normal security clearance.
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I honestly think I understand the brains of people who still support Trump better than the brains of people who supported him only to realize he’s awful within a year.
January 19, 2026 at 12:36 PM
I honestly think I understand the brains of people who still support Trump better than the brains of people who supported him only to realize he’s awful within a year.
That brain chip meme was more projection from the right.
Over the last 48 hours, the talking point on the right has solidified; the only reason that we are seeing violent clashes against ICE is because of sanctuary policies and failure to cooperate from city officials who are fanning the flames.
Take a look; it's wild how quickly they're all adopting it.
Take a look; it's wild how quickly they're all adopting it.
January 26, 2026 at 3:21 PM
That brain chip meme was more projection from the right.
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This came up in my old posts today. Don’t know why, but it feels good to know that Andre 3000 specifically is this kind of guy.
January 26, 2026 at 12:38 PM
This came up in my old posts today. Don’t know why, but it feels good to know that Andre 3000 specifically is this kind of guy.
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I do think that a possibly underrated dynamic in The Horrors is that the Right as it has reconstituted itself under Trump legitimately can’t understand sincere moral or physical courage
January 26, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I do think that a possibly underrated dynamic in The Horrors is that the Right as it has reconstituted itself under Trump legitimately can’t understand sincere moral or physical courage
These teens came by yesterday offering to schedule shoveling for today, and I said no because I hadn’t yet injured myself like a dumbass.
January 26, 2026 at 1:05 PM
These teens came by yesterday offering to schedule shoveling for today, and I said no because I hadn’t yet injured myself like a dumbass.
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I'm losing it over the Toledo Zoo's 8-day-old giraffe Eugene. I understand the giraffes have 15 month gestational periods but my guy looks like the zookeepers have been reading the news to him all 8 days he's been outside
January 25, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I'm losing it over the Toledo Zoo's 8-day-old giraffe Eugene. I understand the giraffes have 15 month gestational periods but my guy looks like the zookeepers have been reading the news to him all 8 days he's been outside
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This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
January 25, 2026 at 5:20 PM
This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
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The world: on fire
Brazil: guys thought it might cheer you up to know our crooked ex president got his head stuck down the toilet trying to escape prison through the drains again
Brazil: guys thought it might cheer you up to know our crooked ex president got his head stuck down the toilet trying to escape prison through the drains again
January 25, 2026 at 6:39 PM
The world: on fire
Brazil: guys thought it might cheer you up to know our crooked ex president got his head stuck down the toilet trying to escape prison through the drains again
Brazil: guys thought it might cheer you up to know our crooked ex president got his head stuck down the toilet trying to escape prison through the drains again