Laurasaurus
@laurasaurus.bsky.social
I’m Laura. I’m in Delaware.
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The world: on fire
Brazil: guys thought it might cheer you up to know our crooked ex president got his head stuck down the toilet trying to escape prison through the drains again
Brazil: guys thought it might cheer you up to know our crooked ex president got his head stuck down the toilet trying to escape prison through the drains again
January 25, 2026 at 6:39 PM
The world: on fire
Brazil: guys thought it might cheer you up to know our crooked ex president got his head stuck down the toilet trying to escape prison through the drains again
Brazil: guys thought it might cheer you up to know our crooked ex president got his head stuck down the toilet trying to escape prison through the drains again
Everyone there assumed I drove which is odd given the hand injury and the state driving restrictions.
January 25, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Everyone there assumed I drove which is odd given the hand injury and the state driving restrictions.
Can’t believe I got a $300 ER bill making a pot of fucking beans.
January 25, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Can’t believe I got a $300 ER bill making a pot of fucking beans.
I just cut my finger while cooking. It won’t stop.
January 25, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I just cut my finger while cooking. It won’t stop.
FML, this sucks to walk in, but at least they saw me right away because no one else is here.
January 25, 2026 at 7:29 PM
FML, this sucks to walk in, but at least they saw me right away because no one else is here.
It’s still bleeding but not like a LOT so maybe I’m fine?
January 25, 2026 at 6:29 PM
It’s still bleeding but not like a LOT so maybe I’m fine?
Uh, I’m gonna give it another 10 minutes
January 25, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Uh, I’m gonna give it another 10 minutes
Is Bush super sick or something? Because he hasn’t personally said shit about ANY of this, and if he’s not dying there’s no excuse.
January 25, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Is Bush super sick or something? Because he hasn’t personally said shit about ANY of this, and if he’s not dying there’s no excuse.
Got startled by a kid dropping something and cut my finger
January 25, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Got startled by a kid dropping something and cut my finger
If it doesn’t stop in 10 I’m gonna have to walk to St. Francis in all this. Noooooo
January 25, 2026 at 6:06 PM
If it doesn’t stop in 10 I’m gonna have to walk to St. Francis in all this. Noooooo
Maybe we don’t need the hardcore base that always falls in line. Maybe it’ll be enough that each of these horrors peels off more people, and eventually we’ll reach a tipping point.
January 25, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Maybe we don’t need the hardcore base that always falls in line. Maybe it’ll be enough that each of these horrors peels off more people, and eventually we’ll reach a tipping point.
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This our Pyrenees Anatolian shepherd, Evie. She has been outside for 3 hours and is ignoring our requests to come in. Love her. She drives us nuts. 🤭
January 25, 2026 at 4:07 PM
This our Pyrenees Anatolian shepherd, Evie. She has been outside for 3 hours and is ignoring our requests to come in. Love her. She drives us nuts. 🤭
Let her live!!! She’s so happy!
January 25, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Let her live!!! She’s so happy!