Laurasaurus
@laurasaurus.bsky.social
I’m Laura. I’m in Delaware.
She was a really good kitten, and she’s still a really good cat.
January 31, 2026 at 12:00 AM
She was a really good kitten, and she’s still a really good cat.
In honor of Nellie’s birthday, here she is as a kitten, playing with her favorite toy.
January 30, 2026 at 12:58 PM
In honor of Nellie’s birthday, here she is as a kitten, playing with her favorite toy.
Eating beans and remembering this tweet, as I so often do.
January 29, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Eating beans and remembering this tweet, as I so often do.
God help me, but I laughed so hard at this. The maniacal laughing.
January 29, 2026 at 6:08 PM
God help me, but I laughed so hard at this. The maniacal laughing.
This is a ridiculous way for anyone to post, but especially someone with 175k followers.
January 28, 2026 at 9:33 PM
This is a ridiculous way for anyone to post, but especially someone with 175k followers.
deleting signal now that it's compromised. find me at Brewster’s Roost.
January 27, 2026 at 4:17 PM
deleting signal now that it's compromised. find me at Brewster’s Roost.
FML, this sucks to walk in, but at least they saw me right away because no one else is here.
January 25, 2026 at 7:29 PM
FML, this sucks to walk in, but at least they saw me right away because no one else is here.
Yes, he is German.
January 23, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Yes, he is German.
Nellie says the Geneva Convention allows it.
January 23, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Nellie says the Geneva Convention allows it.
She dragged Draculaura downstairs and tried to drown her in the cat water fountain.
January 22, 2026 at 11:54 PM
She dragged Draculaura downstairs and tried to drown her in the cat water fountain.
Me reading that post
January 22, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Me reading that post
I’ve gotten like a dozen of these.
January 21, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I’ve gotten like a dozen of these.
This is the content I returned to your cursed app for. Not depressing stuff.
January 19, 2026 at 9:01 PM
This is the content I returned to your cursed app for. Not depressing stuff.
The balloon string enjoyer.
January 19, 2026 at 8:25 PM
The balloon string enjoyer.
Proud of him for this one.
January 18, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Proud of him for this one.
They call it the Yeet Lab, and they tag all the videos “language learning.”
January 18, 2026 at 11:48 PM
They call it the Yeet Lab, and they tag all the videos “language learning.”
Not my best work, but he’s probably just gonna eat the M&Ms anyway.
January 18, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Not my best work, but he’s probably just gonna eat the M&Ms anyway.
Instead of dooming about ICE thugs never being held accountable, put your energy into making sure they are.
![He says the blasts were strong enough to set off his vehicle's air bags.
"Officers threw flash bangs and tear gas in my car. I got six kids in the car [..] My 6-month-old can't even breathe. This was flipped over," Shawn said, holding up his child's car seat. "My car filled with tear gas, I'm trying to pull my kids from the car."
His wife, Destiny Jackson, told FOX 9 their 6-month-old infant stopped breathing and lost consciousness.
She then performed CPR on her baby](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7im2uc3wgzjobin6zolsdrnh/bafkreiearjhosunn7ijavx5lyxasxgxfqrbjqjbrbmmdrbtj3aulloqezm@jpeg)
January 15, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Instead of dooming about ICE thugs never being held accountable, put your energy into making sure they are.
Look at these bracelets someone gave me in college that didn’t fit, but I didn’t throw them out because it was a thoughtful gift and I felt bad. Now I have a child and they’ll fit her.
See, I was justified in keeping them for 15 years!
See, I was justified in keeping them for 15 years!
January 15, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Look at these bracelets someone gave me in college that didn’t fit, but I didn’t throw them out because it was a thoughtful gift and I felt bad. Now I have a child and they’ll fit her.
See, I was justified in keeping them for 15 years!
See, I was justified in keeping them for 15 years!