Stone Cold Jane Austen
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A very queer thing, abounding in metaphysical subtleties and theological niceties
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I've really enjoyed it, had to take a break to work but I've been enjoying building a better DC metro
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Clayton Kershaw in the post-season:
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America deserves nothing more than to lose at our own national sport this year. Eternal victory against the YanKKKee menace
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Alas! Alas, that great city Babylon, that mighty city! For in one hour has thy judgment come.
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FINAL: Blue Jays 5, Yankees 2

The Toronto Blue Jays are headed to the American League Championship Series. Eight pitchers combined to shut down the Yankees, and a balanced offense overwhelmed New York all series. Game 1 on Sunday at Rogers Centre.

The Yankees fall short again.
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Troy Aikman: "Another three-and-out for the Chargers, and Harbaugh cannot be happy about that."

Joe Buck: "Here comes the punt on 4th and 13th"

Aristides of Epidamnos: "Behold! Harbaugh, son of Jack and seed of Zeus, addresses the assembled team with winged words"
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Ancient Greek football commentator who employs an elaborate system of epithets for even the most obscure third-stringers
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"Why are you Like That" probably because this was my high school experience and I was also homeschooled for a time
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Having gone to a really shitty private school is so funny. People hear “private school” and rightly think my parents were well off but instead of playing lacrosse or whatever I was learning young earth creationism from a Russian antisemite in portables outside a church
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She was the ex-wife of an Army man (so she claimed) and she played videos in class where an Orthodox priest said that Obama was a "Zionist puppet" which got her fired
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Having gone to a really shitty private school is so funny. People hear “private school” and rightly think my parents were well off but instead of playing lacrosse or whatever I was learning young earth creationism from a Russian antisemite in portables outside a church
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Endue thy ministers with righteousness, O Lord
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NEW: I spoke to clergy and faith leaders who've joined protests at the Chicago-area ICE facility.

Three say they've been shot with pepper balls, sometimes while praying.

All say ICE is also violating their religious freedom, and one is arguing it in court. religionnews.com/2025/10/07/i...
Religious protesters say ICE threatens religious freedom in Chicago
(RNS) — Despite potential danger, religious leaders and faith activists have been a visible presence at Chicago-area ICE protests, some waving signs with slogans such as ‘Love thy neighbor’ and ‘Who w...
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Oh Christ, Aaron Judge remembered he's the best slugger in baseball
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That guy at the Marines vs Tigers game who had the "Dump #61 Here" shirt and then after he caught Raleigh's homer pulled it off to reveal the "Dump #62 Here" might be the funniest man of all time
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Just saw an ad for TikTok claiming that it's helping teens read books like Emma and Journey to the Center of the Earth as if the rise in phones isn't the most pervasive distraction from reading in the history of the world
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that was the funniest fucking play I've ever seen
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there should be more books exclusively about lesbian space captains
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deliver us not into the bitter pains of eternal death
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Says a lot about society doesn't it (unironically)