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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · Jan 8
Star Trek Voyager scene. We see a small, lone shuttlecraft fllying through a cloudy sky. Closed caption reads, "(screaming)"
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More like GREAT bunny amiright
So this is from Star Trek The Original Series. Imagine you're at Disneyland and a person is walking around in a rabbit costume.
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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Star Trek Voyager scene. We've got Tuvok standing next to Seven of Nine (Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix 01). She's looking and him, and he's doing a smouldering, eyebrow popping look off into the distance thing. Closed caption reads, "I share your discomfort with social gatherings."
February 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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Star Trek Enterprise scene. We're on ship and looking at Malcolm Reed in uniform, sitting, expounding, and probably eating pineapple held just off camera. Closed caption reads, "I'm afraid I don't much follow football, sir."
February 8, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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Star Trek Picard scene. An older Worf is shown, white eyebrows and goatee. There's a 'Mr. Worf Goes to a Rave' feel, with what looks like confetti dropping over him, blacklighting, and abstract art on the walls behind him, presumably drawn in Tide. Closed caption reads, "Beheadings are on Wednesdays."
February 4, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. And in case you never gave it a fair shake, DS9 is absolutely the real deal good shit. Ok, so here we see a fella named Damar. He's a Cardassian with a "C" not the other ones. He's got a boney ridgey facial structure because he's not human, with spiney features on his face and forehead and around his eyes. And a mega thicc neck too. He's wearing a military shell type armour outfit that also looks hard and tough. He's addressing the camera, as if he's making some kind of announcement. It's 3 screenshots but the visual is all the same. Damar looking serious as a heart attack. Closed caption reads, "RESIST. RESIST TODAY. RESIST TOMORROW." (Also, in case you were wondering, FUCK ICE) Alts in pic 1 Alt is still in pic one I promise I'm not lying to you go check it'll be there trust me
January 27, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in engineering with control panels and engineering stuff on the walls and whatnot. We see Picard and Worf, but Picard is a borgs! His whole body is worn in black spandex or rubber or something borgy and he looks to have been transformed into half robot half human, with tubes and wires and mechanics attached to his body and head, including half his face being covered in tech and wires, Phantom of the Opera style. (SING FOR ME, MY ANGEL CHRISTINE!) Picard's whole arm is also now a long metally tool doohickey with sharp smaller tools doohickeys sticking out of the end, and he's holding it to Worf threateningly. Worf, in gold uniform, stands like he's being held at gunpoint. Closed caption reads, "We only wish to raise quality of life." (Editors note, it goes without saying but FUCK ICE)
January 26, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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Star Trek Enterprise scene. It's an image of the White House in Washington, DC. Four long and tall Nazi banners in bright red are draped across the front and a Nazi flag on a flagpole flies above the building. A tank is stationed on the front lawn. No caption. RIP Renee Good. RIP Alex Pretti. Fuck ICE.
January 25, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're on an away mission but did not dress appropriately. In Picture 1, Bones and Spock are standing outside against a frozen rock wall, huddled and appearing very cold, hands wriggling and arms crossed. It's snowing and they're squinting as if its blizzardy. Spock is shouting. Closed caption reads, "We're in a wilderness of artic characteristics." Picture 2, only now with Bones yelling. Closed caption reads, "He means it's cold!" Alt in pic 1!
January 23, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! on the Enterprise. Part of the corridor(!) wall looks like it's been drilled through, it's sort of torn open, rough like, but big enough for people to walk through. We see Data, looking slightly alarmed facing 3 men aggressively & menacingly moving towards him. (They're making a lot of GRRRR! BLARG! faces. The men are dressed like coal miners, old fashioned like, and one guy has big old mutton chop mustache and a head lamp. Closed caption reads, "[MEN GRUNTING]"
January 18, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Shaxs from Star Trek Lower Decks is pictured. He's a cartoon, because Lower Decks, besides being the best effing show ever, is a cartoon. Shaxs is a big burly man wearing his gold Star fleet uniform and also an apron over the front like he's doing some sort of art project or baking a nice sourdough. In each hand he's holding a broken bottle like that thing you do where you take a bottle and break off the bottom and then use it as a weapon. His eyeballs are bulging large, his brow is furrowed, and he looks absolutely unhinged with rage and fury. Closed caption reads, "Fighting fascism is a full time job!"
January 18, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. Three stills all focused on Odo. He's a shape-shifting humanoid looking at the moment fella with very smooth skin, tightly combed back hair, and as always, wearing five shades of tan as his uniform. Here, he's just sitting and chatting with someone. Closed caption reads, "It has been my observation that one of the prices of giving people freedom of choice is that, sometimes, they make the wrong choice." Alt in image 1 Alt in pic 1, also fuck ICE
January 14, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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Star Trek Voyager scene. We see a small, lone shuttlecraft fllying through a cloudy sky. Closed caption reads, "(screaming)"
January 8, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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For no reason whatsoever I'm sure today we have the movie cover art for the film Star Trek: Insurrection. There's a large planet across the lower half of the picture as if we're in orbit above and we see the USS Enterprise flying away from us at warp towards open space. There's a large menacing face looking down at the starship and planet, cloaked in red beams of light. Across the top reads, "INSURRECTION."
January 6, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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TOS enterprise bridge is pictured with 4 crewfolks, including Spock, Uhura, a redshirt, and Kevin the guy who sang annoyingly over the PA system that one time. Kevin and Spock are talking, and Kevin looks like that thing when a 5 year old is mad and drooping their arms all sulky like. Closed caption reads, "UNIVERSAL SUFFERING."
January 3, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a corridor on the Enterprise. Two non series regular crew members are standing behind Spock in a bodyguard stance. (Tough guy bodyguard vibe, not Kevin Coster/Whitney Houston bodyguard vibe). Spock is wearing a dress uniform with extra flair, medals, and pins, a golden sash, and has a goatee. He's looking at Kirk, who seems a bit cocky and is wearing a glittery fancy gold sleeveless uniform. Closed caption reads, "Terror must be maintained or the empire is doomed."
January 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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It's the weekend, baby
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."
January 2, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. The bridge of the Enterprise is shown from above looking down. Data sits at his console looking back at the rest of the crew, who are all passed out in various situations; on the floor, slumped over a console, or half falling off their chairs. Worf, notorious Klingon warrior, dangles over the tactical station. No caption.
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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I'm genuinely moo'ved by this
January 1, 2026 at 5:08 AM
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🥂
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Early series Picard is shown up close with a determined look of contentment. He's locked into eye contact with someone just off screen, and smouldering some hubba hubba eyes at her. Closed caption reads: "(champagne fizzing)"
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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Star Trek Deep Space 9 scene. We're in a hall of some kind, kind of smoky and dimly lit like a bar in Wisconsin after 8pm. Lots of Klingons are sitting and chatting in the background, must be meat raffle night. Up close, Worf and another Klingon are standing and talking. The other Klingon kind of looks like if Sisko was wearing Klingon loaf in disguise. Both have long and luscious flowing hair and are dressed in traditional Klingon uniforms with silver plated shoulder/chestal areas. Closed caption reads, "The idea is to eat, drink, stay awake all night."
December 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Star Trek Voyager scene. A tired & out of F's to give Janeway sits and talks with someone just off screen. She's dressed in civilian clothes, denim shirt under a maroon or maybe leather jacket. Background looks housey or buisnessy not startshippy. Closed caption reads, "So this New Year's Eve will be as boring as last year."
December 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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[Spock voice] REMEMBER
nocontexttrek1.bsky.social Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · Dec 23
If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.
Star Trek Voyager scene. It's a romantic evening on the streets of a charming little town with I'm sure a folksy name like 'Fair Haven' or something. Ensign Harry Kim, dressed in an overcoat, leans in with a full heart and closed eyes and kisses a large black and white Holstein cow right on the mouth. Two closed captions are simultaneously present: On Harry's side of the screen the caption reads, "(gasps)" and on the cow side of the screen the caption reads, "(moos)".
December 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. Captain Sisko sits in quarters (bedroom, not spare change) on a couch behind a coffee table. There's some psychedelic blue and purple pillows on the couch, in an otherwise very dimly lit room. He's holding his hands up as if he's animatedly speaking and has the look of a man listening to smooth jazz and reeeaaallly vibing. Closed caption reads, "Computer, what day is it?"
December 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. The Sisko is sitting on station somewhere, I think this is in the operations area with steel girder things with the big round bolt thingys and it's all industrial and whatnot. He's sitting on the top step of the stairs casually with an elbow on his knee and resting his head on his hand. In general he looks like a bored schluffy teenager who doesn't want to be doing anything, or maybe just a lil tuckered. Closed caption reads, "I couldn't care less what happened to a Klingon ship."
December 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Star Trek V, The Final Frontier scene. Collegial work associate Kirk and Spock are in an elevator, or a "turbolift" if you want to be fancy about it. Both are wearing outdoors stuff, Kirk in a leather coat over flannel all rugged like, and Spock is in a more normal but clearly future space blue jacket. Picture 1 has both standing facing the door for the elevator ride and Kirk is speaking. Closed caption reads, "I could really use a shower." Picture 2 shows Spock now looking at Kirk with a judging / appraising look on his face. The tension is palpable. Picture 3 shows Spock, still looking at Kirk, closed caption reads, "Yes." Alt in pic one! Gadzooks! Alt in pic one, zoinks!
December 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM