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Star Trek Minus Context
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social ยท Jan 8
Star Trek Voyager scene. We see a small, lone shuttlecraft fllying through a cloudy sky. Closed caption reads, "(screaming)"
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No mocking, only respect
February 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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More like GREAT bunny amiright
So this is from Star Trek The Original Series. Imagine you're at Disneyland and a person is walking around in a rabbit costume.
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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Star Trek Voyager scene. We've got Tuvok standing next to Seven of Nine (Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix 01). She's looking and him, and he's doing a smouldering, eyebrow popping look off into the distance thing. Closed caption reads, "I share your discomfort with social gatherings."
February 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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Star Trek Enterprise scene. We're on ship and looking at Malcolm Reed in uniform, sitting, expounding, and probably eating pineapple held just off camera. Closed caption reads, "I'm afraid I don't much follow football, sir."
February 8, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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Star Trek Picard scene. An older Worf is shown, white eyebrows and goatee. There's a 'Mr. Worf Goes to a Rave' feel, with what looks like confetti dropping over him, blacklighting, and abstract art on the walls behind him, presumably drawn in Tide. Closed caption reads, "Beheadings are on Wednesdays."
February 4, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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Amazing honor and well deserved, congratulations JVC!
January 28, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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โค๏ธ
January 28, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. And in case you never gave it a fair shake, DS9 is absolutely the real deal good shit. Ok, so here we see a fella named Damar. He's a Cardassian with a "C" not the other ones. He's got a boney ridgey facial structure because he's not human, with spiney features on his face and forehead and around his eyes. And a mega thicc neck too. He's wearing a military shell type armour outfit that also looks hard and tough. He's addressing the camera, as if he's making some kind of announcement. It's 3 screenshots but the visual is all the same. Damar looking serious as a heart attack. Closed caption reads, "RESIST. RESIST TODAY. RESIST TOMORROW." (Also, in case you were wondering, FUCK ICE) Alts in pic 1 Alt is still in pic one I promise I'm not lying to you go check it'll be there trust me
January 27, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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Nice
January 27, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 7:46 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 7:46 AM
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Be the guy you wish to see in this world rizuldotblueskydotsocial
January 27, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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Oh yes
January 26, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in engineering with control panels and engineering stuff on the walls and whatnot. We see Picard and Worf, but Picard is a borgs! His whole body is worn in black spandex or rubber or something borgy and he looks to have been transformed into half robot half human, with tubes and wires and mechanics attached to his body and head, including half his face being covered in tech and wires, Phantom of the Opera style. (SING FOR ME, MY ANGEL CHRISTINE!) Picard's whole arm is also now a long metally tool doohickey with sharp smaller tools doohickeys sticking out of the end, and he's holding it to Worf threateningly. Worf, in gold uniform, stands like he's being held at gunpoint. Closed caption reads, "We only wish to raise quality of life." (Editors note, it goes without saying but FUCK ICE)
January 26, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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I'm sorry, Rex.
January 25, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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Not a new follower but would like an apology thank you.
January 25, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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I would never, angela slamsbury
January 25, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 5:14 AM
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One other time during the first 4 years
January 25, 2026 at 5:13 AM
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Sorry gang, has been and going to be Star Trek Minnesota Context for a little while I think
January 25, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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Star Trek Enterprise scene. It's an image of the White House in Washington, DC. Four long and tall Nazi banners in bright red are draped across the front and a Nazi flag on a flagpole flies above the building. A tank is stationed on the front lawn. No caption. RIP Renee Good. RIP Alex Pretti. Fuck ICE.
January 25, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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What does rug up dudes mean
January 23, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're on an away mission but did not dress appropriately. In Picture 1, Bones and Spock are standing outside against a frozen rock wall, huddled and appearing very cold, hands wriggling and arms crossed. It's snowing and they're squinting as if its blizzardy. Spock is shouting. Closed caption reads, "We're in a wilderness of artic characteristics." Picture 2, only now with Bones yelling. Closed caption reads, "He means it's cold!" Alt in pic 1!
January 23, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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United Steelworkers of America, Keep reaching for that rainbow!
January 19, 2026 at 3:36 AM