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Star Trek Minus Context
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Double dumb-ass on you. (And so fourth) #AltText enthusiast. Also on mastodon, currently dark on twitter. Other similar accounts are not me. If you or someone you know has been touched by these dumb #StarTrek posts, venmo a tip to @JRE_LLAP
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 27d
Hey team, I'm going to take a few weeks off and stay out of socials for a bit. I know Star Trek is a nice timeline distraction but just need some mental space from the online chatter.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 27d
Hey team, I'm going to take a few weeks off and stay out of socials for a bit. I know Star Trek is a nice timeline distraction but just need some mental space from the online chatter.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · Sep 9
I'm so very sorry about all of this toranto will
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · Sep 9
You're an all star
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · Sep 9
Star Trek Enterprise scene. We're in sick bay I think and see Captain Archer in a sleeveless workout type shirt. It's not a tank top, though, I'm pretty sure they don't have those in the future. Anyway, he's talking to 2 folks we only see from behind and his hair is a little unkempt and and he looks tuckered and irritated. Also the whole picture is blue because I suck at doing screenshots. Closed caption reads, "I HAVEN'T SLEPT VERY MUCH, BUT I'M DOING THE BREAST I..."
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Jaime Cʁoƨƨ @speedyjx.bsky.social · Sep 8
Men only want 2 things.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · Sep 6
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in a modern 1990s looking house, on a white pleather cushy couch. There's some flowers in a vase in the background, and an arty sculpture on display behind him. Worf is sitting, in uniform, and having a cup of tea in a wee little teacup. He's holding the cup in one hand, pinky up AS ONE DOES, and holding the tea cup saucer in the other. He's concentrating and looking serious. Closed caption reads, "Good tea...Nice house." Alt in pic 1
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · Sep 8
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in a turbolift (!) on the Enterprise D. Point of view is behind Riker, looking at Picard next to him. The lighting is cool yellow and blue, has a real chill wellness vibe. Closed caption reads, "Oh, cluck, cluck, cluck, Number One."
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · Sep 8
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · Sep 8
Me too rexly
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · Sep 7
"Blue and shiney?"
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · Sep 7
It's a nice dress
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · Sep 7
Star Trek Strange New Worlds scene. We're at a fancy party or occasion of some kind. We see a seated section of guests all facing forward in formal attire, lots of bright colors and gold flourishes. Scotty is there with a Scottish kilt, Uhura in a nice dress, Erica In a dress uniform, and in focus is Sam Kirk and a bulldog. Kirk is wearing a nice green and blue suite and tie, and he's holding a leash to a sweet English bulldog sitting on the chair next to him wearing some ruffly blue flower girl kind of dog dress. Sam Kirk is looking sweetly at the bulldog, and the bulldog is looking back at Sam Kirk. Closed caption reads, "I hunt for the liquid measure of your steps.""
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · Sep 7
Star Trek The Original Series scene. Spock is outdoors in a green grassy but blurry kind of background. He's up close, making a face like he's mid-decision or maybe on the verge of a sneeze. Closed caption reads, "Logically, you should all be dead."
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · Sep 7
Probably around 2022/2023 yes
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · Sep 7
I'm not sure I understand the question. I do not know what you saw on Twitter.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · Sep 6
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in a hallway looking into a room on the Enterprise D. Geordi is standing and looking at his tricorder. All around him are bodies that look frozen solid, covered in frost. They're buck naked and strewn around the room in various positions on the floor, in a chair, doubled over, etc. Closed caption reads, "(rhythmic banging)"
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · Sep 6
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in a modern 1990s looking house, on a white pleather cushy couch. There's some flowers in a vase in the background, and an arty sculpture on display behind him. Worf is sitting, in uniform, and having a cup of tea in a wee little teacup. He's holding the cup in one hand, pinky up AS ONE DOES, and holding the tea cup saucer in the other. He's concentrating and looking serious. Closed caption reads, "Good tea...Nice house." Alt in pic 1
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · Sep 5
Samsies Alex degroot
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · Sep 5
It's the weekend, baby
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · Sep 5
Bless you Jeannie
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · Sep 5
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Excited to tell you all we're in a conference room for today's screenshot. Always fun to be in the conference room. We're close in on Barclay🥦 and Riker. Riker is sitting in a chair, and Barclay is standing but leaning down next to him, arm behind Riker on the chair. Barclay is looking forward with the intensity and body posture of a man surfing on a once in a lifetime wave that's 300 ft high. Riker, sitting next to him, looks closing time drunk and his hand is making a half cocked thumbs up sign. Closed caption reads, "Memory loss, fatigue, headaches..."
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · Sep 5
Good note
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · Sep 5
Why is he saying what he's saying peter aperto zombie peter
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · Sep 5
Same Jim
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · Sep 5
Star Trek Discovery scene. Paul Stammets (RENT RENT RENT REE-EEEENT RENT) is standing on ship with a quizzical look and talking to an unknown crewperson. Closed caption reads, "What are you doing with your mouth?"
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · Sep 5
Star Trek 2009 film scene. We see Kirk sittion some machinery in a ship setting with Scotty in the background looking on. Both are dressed in street clothes, Kirk has a black eye an looks a bit beat up, but still has Tiger Beat perfect hair. Closed caption, "(DISMAYED GURGLE)"
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