ex-Lethality Jane
@lethalityjane.bsky.social
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Figuring out post-Army life in the PNW. Lots of Mom-Posting. She/Her. Play it fucking loud.
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This just came across my feed and I thought of this conversation 😅
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This was also Pete Hegseth's career which is why he is spending all his time cosplaying as an operator to overcompensate instead of doing actual SECDEF things
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Me explaining my military career
Simpsons frame. The Simpsons drive their car on a grass field, directed by an airman. Bart says, "Way to guard the parking lot, Top Gun" Simpsons frame. An airman points to his chest and says "I have three medals for this"
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National Guard admin discussions like "okay but we can't kick him out, we're at 63% manning and he's the only one who knows how to set up the commo equipment. We've got no money left to send anyone else to the school."
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Entire country's about to learn that height and weight standards in the Guard is a secondary concern to "do we actually have any people assigned to this unit"
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Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot
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We've had IEP meetings. No one seems to have any new ideas on small adaptations that would help.
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The gen ed teacher is frustrated that they can't operate at an independence level expected for their age and the special education teacher is basically saying they're too high-functioning for their class.
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And yes, we already medicate. This is the improved performance version.
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There's basically no solution for when your kid scores academically too high for resource classes but has severe ADHD enough that they need constant redirection to function in a gen ed class but has no destructive behaviors so the school says they don't qualify for a behavioral aide.
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I say this with (concerned) affection: this is raw milk territory
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I suspect what has happened is there is some sort of software glitch between the loan processing company that we make payments through and the university that has contracted with this company to pay off balances for financial aid students but that sounds like a them problem and not a me problem.
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The entire middle east just paused what they were doing for a second to stare at you.
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I mean the obvious answer here is chlamydia. You could call them "Callie" for short.
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The bills have been paid straight from my checking account into the payment plan through the exact same website that I used to make all the payments last year so yeah I am going to need you to explain to me why exactly you say there is a hold on my kid's account.
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My stepkid's college financial services office told her she does not have an active payment plan which is news to me because I have been paying into this payment plan so now I have to drive up there tomorrow and do my best white woman "I would like to speak to your supervisor" routine.
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Me to me after telling myself I should just block the popular account that keeps having terrible takes that annoy me
The Michael Bolton character in Office Space sitting at a computer and saying "No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."
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Yes because obviously everything in the state where I grew up is normal and good and easily distinguished but everything in the state I moved to as an adult is ridiculous and strange and should be changed to accommodate me. Thus my appeal to the grand authority of place names.
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I have lived in Washington state for five years now and still get mad when I remember that Snohomish and Skokomish are two different places. Ridiculous. Am going to appeal to the grand authority of place names to rename one of them.
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This is a good statement so of course BlueSky hates it.
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My statement on the two year anniversary of October 7, 2023.
“Two years ago today, Hamas carried out a horrific war crime, killing more than 1,100 Israelis and kidnapping 250 more. I mourn these lives and pray for the safe return of every hostage still held and for every family whose lives were torn apart by these atrocities.

In the aftermath of that day, Prime Minister Netanyahu and the Israeli government launched a genocidal war: adeath toll that now far exceeds 67,000; with the Israeli military bombing homes, hospitals, and schools into rubble. Every day in Gaza has become a place where grief itself has run out of language. I mourn these lives and pray for the families that have been shattered. Our government has been complicit through it all.

This must end. The occupation and apartheid must end. Peace must be pursued through diplomacy, not war crimes, and our government must act to end these atrocities and hold those responsible to account.

These last two years have demonstrated the very worst of humanity. We must answer it by modeling the very best: a relentless pursuit of our higher ideals and an unwavering commitment to universal human rights.”
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President's got dementia again.
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Trump: "We call them the water drugs. The drugs that come in through water. They're not coming. There are no boats anymore. Frankly, there are no fishing boats. There are no boats out there period, if you want to know the truth. Does anybody go fishing anymore?"
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The Salem Witch Trials are an interesting societal phenomenon because those girls only had as much power as their society allowed them. If society suddenly gives a bunch of disenfranchised children the power to decide who lives or dies, what happens? Salem, I guess.
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Sometimes I see the Salem Witch Trials described as a purely cynical land grab and I feel like these people have never met a group of middle school girls who just realized they have the power to be evil little shits who then proceed to rapidly get in over their heads.
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And also I think it's important to remember that there is no actual evidence that the real John Proctor did anything that was unusual or wrong according to the morals of the society that he lived in.
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Also important to remember that Miller made up the Abigail-John Proctor plot! The real Abigail Williams was 11 or 12 and there is no evidence that John Proctor had any sort of sexual relationship with her. Ironically enough, the person who tarnished the name John Proctor the most was Arthur Miller.
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I think it's fair to villainize a character who helped send innocent people to their deaths, actually.

The fictionalized main characters of The Crucible are both villains, John bears responsibility for helping to turn Abigail into what she is, but she is still responsible for her own actions.
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Yesterday a TikTok came across my feed about how boomer parents never spent time with their kids or did anything and sorry, can't relate, my pet peeve as a kid was that my dad was always finding some random small town event a 45 minute car drive away to drag us to.
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Boomers definitely have their issues but sometimes I read a rant and I'm like "bro that sounds like a specific *your parents* issue, not a larger societal trend"