Twlldun
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Terrible what passes for a ninja these days.
Fair dos, I only left myself with minor injuries, you are ahead in the war wound stakes
February 12, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Fair dos, I only left myself with minor injuries, you are ahead in the war wound stakes
(I think he was out of the traps ahead of the greens? Which would be v good work)
February 12, 2026 at 8:49 AM
(I think he was out of the traps ahead of the greens? Which would be v good work)
I’m not saying this would definitely have happened without the King Losing His Bad Advisor, but these are definitely the most propitious circumstances for Labour to go on the front foot.
February 12, 2026 at 8:47 AM
I’m not saying this would definitely have happened without the King Losing His Bad Advisor, but these are definitely the most propitious circumstances for Labour to go on the front foot.
Coincidentally there’s that election in Manchester coming up and coincidentally there’s that mayor of Manchester making waves
Is it my imagination or a week ago would no 10 have taken three days to eventually put out something about how Labour is committed to cutting immigration and Sir Jim is a valued and important business voice www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
PM asks Sir Jim Ratcliffe to apologise for saying UK 'colonised by immigrants'
Sir Keir Starmer says comments by the businessman and Manchester United co-owner are
www.bbc.co.uk
February 12, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Coincidentally there’s that election in Manchester coming up and coincidentally there’s that mayor of Manchester making waves
We are MEN, András, we deserve full English breakfast and sweet tea and a copy of a tabloid newspaper
February 12, 2026 at 8:19 AM
We are MEN, András, we deserve full English breakfast and sweet tea and a copy of a tabloid newspaper
I’m not saying I’m a proper working class man but I unplumbed a washing machine before 8am. After visiting a builder’s supply merchant for a vital part at 7.30am*
*my proletarian cred does dip somewhat when I point out that this was to repair the thing I had broken when I plumbed it in 6 years ago
*my proletarian cred does dip somewhat when I point out that this was to repair the thing I had broken when I plumbed it in 6 years ago
I’m moving house tomorrow.
I don’t want to scare people but the last time I moved house was three weeks before lockdown and the time before that, on contemplation, was eight weeks before the 2008 crash.
I guess what I’m saying is “buy gold, guns and water”.
I don’t want to scare people but the last time I moved house was three weeks before lockdown and the time before that, on contemplation, was eight weeks before the 2008 crash.
I guess what I’m saying is “buy gold, guns and water”.
February 12, 2026 at 8:16 AM
I’m not saying I’m a proper working class man but I unplumbed a washing machine before 8am. After visiting a builder’s supply merchant for a vital part at 7.30am*
*my proletarian cred does dip somewhat when I point out that this was to repair the thing I had broken when I plumbed it in 6 years ago
*my proletarian cred does dip somewhat when I point out that this was to repair the thing I had broken when I plumbed it in 6 years ago
It’s in Manchester so it will have more city fans
February 12, 2026 at 7:15 AM
It’s in Manchester so it will have more city fans
I mean I don’t disagree but that’s because the board of Glaxo Smith Kline are trying to keep share prices high through producing product, not riding memes
February 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I mean I don’t disagree but that’s because the board of Glaxo Smith Kline are trying to keep share prices high through producing product, not riding memes
Yeah, it’s just “a bursary”, surely
February 11, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Yeah, it’s just “a bursary”, surely
I mean, if it helps it’s all nonsense to keep the share price high while his businesses fade
February 11, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I mean, if it helps it’s all nonsense to keep the share price high while his businesses fade
I mean, it’s close tbf. But city aren’t even the most problematic Middle Eastern oil money club anymore
February 11, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I mean, it’s close tbf. But city aren’t even the most problematic Middle Eastern oil money club anymore
Jim Ratcliffe there, proving that even when the neighbours are owned by authoritarian tyrants, United are still the worst Manchester club
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
Britain has been "colonised" by immigrants, who are draining resources from the state, Sir Jim Ratcliffe, one of the country's richest and most influential men, has told Sky News.
news.sky.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Jim Ratcliffe there, proving that even when the neighbours are owned by authoritarian tyrants, United are still the worst Manchester club
Don’t get proper street urchins anymore. Because of woke
February 11, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Don’t get proper street urchins anymore. Because of woke
Yeah, or two at .74 and one at .52
February 11, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Yeah, or two at .74 and one at .52
Surely the error being that way around would give you 99% though? That’s a rounding down error
February 11, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Surely the error being that way around would give you 99% though? That’s a rounding down error
Reposted by Twlldun
You know it's rounding errors, I know it's rounding errors, but still: That's how damned certain we are when it comes to banning things, you reach 101% 🇬🇧
February 11, 2026 at 4:51 PM
You know it's rounding errors, I know it's rounding errors, but still: That's how damned certain we are when it comes to banning things, you reach 101% 🇬🇧
I would like to introduce you to many British high streets
February 11, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I would like to introduce you to many British high streets
101%?
70% of Britons believe it should be illegal for people to film strangers without their consent and share it on social media, amid concerns "manfluencers" are using smart glasses to record such videos featuring women without their knowledge
Legal: 15%
Illegal: 70%
yougov.co.uk/topics/techn...
Legal: 15%
Illegal: 70%
yougov.co.uk/topics/techn...
February 11, 2026 at 4:48 PM
101%?
Our libertarianism is different too. A lot more “how dare you stop me smoking?” than it is “we shall rise against our oppressive government”
February 11, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Our libertarianism is different too. A lot more “how dare you stop me smoking?” than it is “we shall rise against our oppressive government”
Yeah it’s mainly a few hundred social media accounts, I don’t think the anti-bedtime left has the same ideological roots as it would in America, different ideas of societal organisation
February 11, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Yeah it’s mainly a few hundred social media accounts, I don’t think the anti-bedtime left has the same ideological roots as it would in America, different ideas of societal organisation
If anyone wants to come help me move some wardrobes tomorrow, let me know. It’ll be nice for you to get out, what with the rest of your life destined to being spent in a bunker and all that.
February 11, 2026 at 4:33 PM
If anyone wants to come help me move some wardrobes tomorrow, let me know. It’ll be nice for you to get out, what with the rest of your life destined to being spent in a bunker and all that.
I’m moving house tomorrow.
I don’t want to scare people but the last time I moved house was three weeks before lockdown and the time before that, on contemplation, was eight weeks before the 2008 crash.
I guess what I’m saying is “buy gold, guns and water”.
I don’t want to scare people but the last time I moved house was three weeks before lockdown and the time before that, on contemplation, was eight weeks before the 2008 crash.
I guess what I’m saying is “buy gold, guns and water”.
February 11, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I’m moving house tomorrow.
I don’t want to scare people but the last time I moved house was three weeks before lockdown and the time before that, on contemplation, was eight weeks before the 2008 crash.
I guess what I’m saying is “buy gold, guns and water”.
I don’t want to scare people but the last time I moved house was three weeks before lockdown and the time before that, on contemplation, was eight weeks before the 2008 crash.
I guess what I’m saying is “buy gold, guns and water”.
If only Napoleon had had his share of social anthropologists, the invasion of Russia wouldn’t have ended the way it did
February 11, 2026 at 1:38 PM
If only Napoleon had had his share of social anthropologists, the invasion of Russia wouldn’t have ended the way it did