Twlldun
@twlldun.bsky.social
Terrible what passes for a ninja these days.
I mean I don’t disagree but that’s because the board of Glaxo Smith Kline are trying to keep share prices high through producing product, not riding memes
February 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I mean I don’t disagree but that’s because the board of Glaxo Smith Kline are trying to keep share prices high through producing product, not riding memes
Yeah, it’s just “a bursary”, surely
February 11, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Yeah, it’s just “a bursary”, surely
I mean, if it helps it’s all nonsense to keep the share price high while his businesses fade
February 11, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I mean, if it helps it’s all nonsense to keep the share price high while his businesses fade
I mean, it’s close tbf. But city aren’t even the most problematic Middle Eastern oil money club anymore
February 11, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I mean, it’s close tbf. But city aren’t even the most problematic Middle Eastern oil money club anymore
Jim Ratcliffe there, proving that even when the neighbours are owned by authoritarian tyrants, United are still the worst Manchester club
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
Britain has been "colonised" by immigrants, who are draining resources from the state, Sir Jim Ratcliffe, one of the country's richest and most influential men, has told Sky News.
news.sky.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Jim Ratcliffe there, proving that even when the neighbours are owned by authoritarian tyrants, United are still the worst Manchester club
Don’t get proper street urchins anymore. Because of woke
February 11, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Don’t get proper street urchins anymore. Because of woke
Yeah, or two at .74 and one at .52
February 11, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Yeah, or two at .74 and one at .52
Surely the error being that way around would give you 99% though? That’s a rounding down error
February 11, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Surely the error being that way around would give you 99% though? That’s a rounding down error
Reposted by Twlldun
You know it's rounding errors, I know it's rounding errors, but still: That's how damned certain we are when it comes to banning things, you reach 101% 🇬🇧
February 11, 2026 at 4:51 PM
You know it's rounding errors, I know it's rounding errors, but still: That's how damned certain we are when it comes to banning things, you reach 101% 🇬🇧
I would like to introduce you to many British high streets
February 11, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I would like to introduce you to many British high streets
101%?
70% of Britons believe it should be illegal for people to film strangers without their consent and share it on social media, amid concerns "manfluencers" are using smart glasses to record such videos featuring women without their knowledge
Legal: 15%
Illegal: 70%
yougov.co.uk/topics/techn...
Legal: 15%
Illegal: 70%
yougov.co.uk/topics/techn...
February 11, 2026 at 4:48 PM
101%?
Our libertarianism is different too. A lot more “how dare you stop me smoking?” than it is “we shall rise against our oppressive government”
February 11, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Our libertarianism is different too. A lot more “how dare you stop me smoking?” than it is “we shall rise against our oppressive government”
Yeah it’s mainly a few hundred social media accounts, I don’t think the anti-bedtime left has the same ideological roots as it would in America, different ideas of societal organisation
February 11, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Yeah it’s mainly a few hundred social media accounts, I don’t think the anti-bedtime left has the same ideological roots as it would in America, different ideas of societal organisation
If anyone wants to come help me move some wardrobes tomorrow, let me know. It’ll be nice for you to get out, what with the rest of your life destined to being spent in a bunker and all that.
February 11, 2026 at 4:33 PM
If anyone wants to come help me move some wardrobes tomorrow, let me know. It’ll be nice for you to get out, what with the rest of your life destined to being spent in a bunker and all that.
I’m moving house tomorrow.
I don’t want to scare people but the last time I moved house was three weeks before lockdown and the time before that, on contemplation, was eight weeks before the 2008 crash.
I guess what I’m saying is “buy gold, guns and water”.
I don’t want to scare people but the last time I moved house was three weeks before lockdown and the time before that, on contemplation, was eight weeks before the 2008 crash.
I guess what I’m saying is “buy gold, guns and water”.
February 11, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I’m moving house tomorrow.
I don’t want to scare people but the last time I moved house was three weeks before lockdown and the time before that, on contemplation, was eight weeks before the 2008 crash.
I guess what I’m saying is “buy gold, guns and water”.
I don’t want to scare people but the last time I moved house was three weeks before lockdown and the time before that, on contemplation, was eight weeks before the 2008 crash.
I guess what I’m saying is “buy gold, guns and water”.
If only Napoleon had had his share of social anthropologists, the invasion of Russia wouldn’t have ended the way it did
February 11, 2026 at 1:38 PM
If only Napoleon had had his share of social anthropologists, the invasion of Russia wouldn’t have ended the way it did
Oh my mistake, dunno why people were sharing it on my feed
That post is from 9 months ago, not that it invalidates what you're saying
February 11, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Oh my mistake, dunno why people were sharing it on my feed
I mean, I don’t necessarily question much of this - they do need to improve the country! They do need to improve comms! They do need to get their voters out! - but the idea that reform voters are “our people” is just not psephologically true in any shape or form, is it?
On Tuesday, Starmer's political director briefed Labour MPs on how government plans to fight Reform. She said:
- Reform voters are "our people" but "pissed off" with the state of the country
- At Runcorn, Farage mobilised habitual non-voters, while Labour voters stayed at home
- Comms must improve
- Reform voters are "our people" but "pissed off" with the state of the country
- At Runcorn, Farage mobilised habitual non-voters, while Labour voters stayed at home
- Comms must improve
Top Starmer Aide: Reform Voters Are 'Labour People' – They're Just 'Pissed Off'
Reform UK voters are “our people” but are “pissed off” with Keir Starmer’s government, Labour’s political director has said.
www.politicshome.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:09 PM
I mean, I don’t necessarily question much of this - they do need to improve the country! They do need to improve comms! They do need to get their voters out! - but the idea that reform voters are “our people” is just not psephologically true in any shape or form, is it?
I will vote for that
February 11, 2026 at 11:30 AM
I will vote for that
the combination of the rename and the relocation is just so Chef’s Kiss Lib Dem.
February 11, 2026 at 10:52 AM
the combination of the rename and the relocation is just so Chef’s Kiss Lib Dem.
Honestly this is the most Lib Dem coded policy
🚨BREAKING: Lib Dems announce plan to replace Treasury with new Department for Growth based in Birmingham.
It's time to get Britain growing again.
It's time to get Britain growing again.
February 11, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Honestly this is the most Lib Dem coded policy
Just Ross Kempsell pretending something that started under the government he worked for is an evil woke plan by Starmer *AGAIN*
February 11, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Just Ross Kempsell pretending something that started under the government he worked for is an evil woke plan by Starmer *AGAIN*
The people under the tweet gushing about it doesn’t help my view of fellow humans I have to say
February 11, 2026 at 9:29 AM
The people under the tweet gushing about it doesn’t help my view of fellow humans I have to say