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Terrible what passes for a ninja these days.
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The sass of the person writing the minute by minute on England v Scotland is to be admired
February 14, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Watching Dust Bunny, and it’s like Wes Anderson decided to meld Leon with Amelie.
February 14, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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My mother died this week. I’m not posting this for sympathy, although thank you. But I realised I was so extremely grateful for people who showed small kindnesses this week. People who let me out while I was driving to her deathbed. People who smiled when I got stuck at the self service supermarket.
February 14, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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i know of two populations on threads, one is the 'fandom posting in their real names' people, the other are 'young vietnamese people who earnestly believe the communist party will deliver wokism and like that'
February 14, 2026 at 8:16 PM
It’s like some kind of haunted social media network, where brands and influencers quip at each other or post piety as though it’s 2015
Have any of you been to Threads? It’s like Bluesky but even more embarrassing. The best way I can describe it is: A fictional Twitter made for Grand Theft Auto.
February 14, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Big Nut has been telling you stories all your life and you’ve all fallen for it
Genuinely furious to discover that almonds aren't even a fucking nut. They're a fucking drupe. First peanuts and then cashews and now almonds. Do nuts even exist? I've been lied to my whole life.
February 14, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Unsure whether I like the imperious gull on the Falklands war memorial or the gull strutting on what I think is a Cenotaph most here, but anyway, gull action
February 14, 2026 at 5:47 PM
This just came up on the car playlist and you forget, I think, what an absolute slice of gold it is

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyR4...
The All Seeing I - Walk Like A Panther (feat. Tony Christie) [Official Video]
YouTube video by London Records
m.youtube.com
February 14, 2026 at 3:32 PM
POP FACT: Everyone who watched The Beatles on the Ed Sullivan noot noot noot noot due to CBS accidentally booking John, Paul, George and Pingu
POP FACT: Everyone who watched The Beatles on the Ed Sullivan show died one week later, due to CBS accidentally booking John, Paul, George and Ringu
February 14, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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Actually I've checked and I think this is a personal Mandela Effect and I am being confidently wrong, my apologies!
February 14, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
And Americans are perfectly able to use the plural present tense conjugation there without making a fool of themselves but if it was a musical group called “Roses” then they’d say “Roses Is” and that really fucking annoys me
Happy valentines to you
February 14, 2026 at 9:56 AM
I never played the Witcher and wasn’t aware of this but this makes the ubiquity of the modern translation *so* much more comprehensible
You're possibly alluding this already, but on the off chance you're not, it's used in the opening cut scene of The Witcher video game
February 14, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Yes. The body politic is suffering morbid symptoms!
Yes. And it doesn't just sound better - analytically, it clearly *is* better. "Monsters" just sounds vaguely bad/scary; "morbid symptoms" is just obviously a much more accurate yet succinct summary of what Gramsci meant (and what is actually happening now!)
February 14, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Article sound on the quote being wrong, but loses points for not saying the original translation was infinitely better
February 14, 2026 at 9:07 AM
This is a fantastic piece
February 14, 2026 at 8:53 AM
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You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
One job is about containing feral threats to life and limb…and the other is working for the prison service!!!
It never fails to amuse me how teacher recruitment and prison officer recruitment adverts have exactly the same script and look
February 13, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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Would probably fail the drugs test for Burning Man, tbf.
February 13, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Nothing but respect for *my* gold medalist
February 13, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Settling in
February 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I’m not saying they are grasping at straws re Mamdani but this story is literally “5 years ago a bloke he has since employed complained about customer service online”
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 PM
You say wether, I say end
Putting the 'bell' into bellwether
February 13, 2026 at 1:00 PM
There are MPs on this list I expected better of.

Then there’s Clive.
I have joined nearly 100 parliamentarians to call on the Government to reconsider its rejection of compensation for 1950s women for maladministered state pension age changes. The Ombudsman was clear: injustice occurred, compensation should follow.

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February 13, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Lots of opinions on this news story and these uh individuals but I am most impressed by the way the story is illustrated by Andy Burnham, but with Keir Starmer’s 1980s hair do
February 13, 2026 at 12:52 PM
The perfect Spectator article doesn’t exi…
February 13, 2026 at 10:18 AM