Twlldun
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Terrible what passes for a ninja these days.
Ah fair.
No they're quoting the Speccie - so it's not quite that bad, they're just giving a quote to Tim Shipman (who is pretty well sourced as far as I can tell)
February 12, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Ah fair.
I mean I don’t know whether he does hate being prime minister or not but I don’t really think an unnamed Labour source giving a silly quote to *the national* is…evidence
Keir Starmer spends his weekends 'complaining' about how much he 'hates' being Prime Minister, reports say, as his Government faces relentless scandals
Keir Starmer 'spends his weekend complaining he hates being Prime Minister'
www.thenational.scot
February 12, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I mean I don’t know whether he does hate being prime minister or not but I don’t really think an unnamed Labour source giving a silly quote to *the national* is…evidence
The early Birdald catches the Wormald is this anything it isn’t anything is it
February 12, 2026 at 6:51 PM
The early Birdald catches the Wormald is this anything it isn’t anything is it
I don’t know whether it’s particularly a valleys thing but every single crew of workmen I have encountered has one beefy fat lad, one whip thin lad and a jovial supervisor who looks alarmingly like Fred West.
February 12, 2026 at 11:54 AM
I don’t know whether it’s particularly a valleys thing but every single crew of workmen I have encountered has one beefy fat lad, one whip thin lad and a jovial supervisor who looks alarmingly like Fred West.
Coincidentally there’s that election in Manchester coming up and coincidentally there’s that mayor of Manchester making waves
Is it my imagination or a week ago would no 10 have taken three days to eventually put out something about how Labour is committed to cutting immigration and Sir Jim is a valued and important business voice www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
PM asks Sir Jim Ratcliffe to apologise for saying UK 'colonised by immigrants'
Sir Keir Starmer says comments by the businessman and Manchester United co-owner are
www.bbc.co.uk
February 12, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Coincidentally there’s that election in Manchester coming up and coincidentally there’s that mayor of Manchester making waves
I’m not saying I’m a proper working class man but I unplumbed a washing machine before 8am. After visiting a builder’s supply merchant for a vital part at 7.30am*
*my proletarian cred does dip somewhat when I point out that this was to repair the thing I had broken when I plumbed it in 6 years ago
*my proletarian cred does dip somewhat when I point out that this was to repair the thing I had broken when I plumbed it in 6 years ago
I’m moving house tomorrow.
I don’t want to scare people but the last time I moved house was three weeks before lockdown and the time before that, on contemplation, was eight weeks before the 2008 crash.
I guess what I’m saying is “buy gold, guns and water”.
I don’t want to scare people but the last time I moved house was three weeks before lockdown and the time before that, on contemplation, was eight weeks before the 2008 crash.
I guess what I’m saying is “buy gold, guns and water”.
February 12, 2026 at 8:16 AM
I’m not saying I’m a proper working class man but I unplumbed a washing machine before 8am. After visiting a builder’s supply merchant for a vital part at 7.30am*
*my proletarian cred does dip somewhat when I point out that this was to repair the thing I had broken when I plumbed it in 6 years ago
*my proletarian cred does dip somewhat when I point out that this was to repair the thing I had broken when I plumbed it in 6 years ago
Jim Ratcliffe there, proving that even when the neighbours are owned by authoritarian tyrants, United are still the worst Manchester club
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
Britain has been "colonised" by immigrants, who are draining resources from the state, Sir Jim Ratcliffe, one of the country's richest and most influential men, has told Sky News.
news.sky.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Jim Ratcliffe there, proving that even when the neighbours are owned by authoritarian tyrants, United are still the worst Manchester club
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You know it's rounding errors, I know it's rounding errors, but still: That's how damned certain we are when it comes to banning things, you reach 101% 🇬🇧
February 11, 2026 at 4:51 PM
You know it's rounding errors, I know it's rounding errors, but still: That's how damned certain we are when it comes to banning things, you reach 101% 🇬🇧
101%?
70% of Britons believe it should be illegal for people to film strangers without their consent and share it on social media, amid concerns "manfluencers" are using smart glasses to record such videos featuring women without their knowledge
Legal: 15%
Illegal: 70%
yougov.co.uk/topics/techn...
Legal: 15%
Illegal: 70%
yougov.co.uk/topics/techn...
February 11, 2026 at 4:48 PM
101%?
I’m moving house tomorrow.
I don’t want to scare people but the last time I moved house was three weeks before lockdown and the time before that, on contemplation, was eight weeks before the 2008 crash.
I guess what I’m saying is “buy gold, guns and water”.
I don’t want to scare people but the last time I moved house was three weeks before lockdown and the time before that, on contemplation, was eight weeks before the 2008 crash.
I guess what I’m saying is “buy gold, guns and water”.
February 11, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I’m moving house tomorrow.
I don’t want to scare people but the last time I moved house was three weeks before lockdown and the time before that, on contemplation, was eight weeks before the 2008 crash.
I guess what I’m saying is “buy gold, guns and water”.
I don’t want to scare people but the last time I moved house was three weeks before lockdown and the time before that, on contemplation, was eight weeks before the 2008 crash.
I guess what I’m saying is “buy gold, guns and water”.
Oh my mistake, dunno why people were sharing it on my feed
That post is from 9 months ago, not that it invalidates what you're saying
February 11, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Oh my mistake, dunno why people were sharing it on my feed
I mean, I don’t necessarily question much of this - they do need to improve the country! They do need to improve comms! They do need to get their voters out! - but the idea that reform voters are “our people” is just not psephologically true in any shape or form, is it?
On Tuesday, Starmer's political director briefed Labour MPs on how government plans to fight Reform. She said:
- Reform voters are "our people" but "pissed off" with the state of the country
- At Runcorn, Farage mobilised habitual non-voters, while Labour voters stayed at home
- Comms must improve
- Reform voters are "our people" but "pissed off" with the state of the country
- At Runcorn, Farage mobilised habitual non-voters, while Labour voters stayed at home
- Comms must improve
Top Starmer Aide: Reform Voters Are 'Labour People' – They're Just 'Pissed Off'
Reform UK voters are “our people” but are “pissed off” with Keir Starmer’s government, Labour’s political director has said.
www.politicshome.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:09 PM
I mean, I don’t necessarily question much of this - they do need to improve the country! They do need to improve comms! They do need to get their voters out! - but the idea that reform voters are “our people” is just not psephologically true in any shape or form, is it?
Honestly this is the most Lib Dem coded policy
🚨BREAKING: Lib Dems announce plan to replace Treasury with new Department for Growth based in Birmingham.
It's time to get Britain growing again.
It's time to get Britain growing again.
February 11, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Honestly this is the most Lib Dem coded policy
Just Ross Kempsell pretending something that started under the government he worked for is an evil woke plan by Starmer *AGAIN*
February 11, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Just Ross Kempsell pretending something that started under the government he worked for is an evil woke plan by Starmer *AGAIN*
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my cat Eric has taught me that what people really want is to drink out of the washing up bowl, eat Highlife "tasty tuna" and chase small bottles of vape liquid around a flat. This is the kind of powerful truth that is seldom discussed in the Westminster bubble.
February 11, 2026 at 9:04 AM
my cat Eric has taught me that what people really want is to drink out of the washing up bowl, eat Highlife "tasty tuna" and chase small bottles of vape liquid around a flat. This is the kind of powerful truth that is seldom discussed in the Westminster bubble.
The last time a clip made me feel this murderous it was the Marsh family singing a little ditty about Gisele Pelicot
Tomorrow's episode of Bold Politics is so so rare in British politics: real people who are unafraid to just be themselves for an hour because they know they don't have to protect any vested interests.
It's time for a clearout of robots in Westminster.
It's time for a clearout of robots in Westminster.
February 10, 2026 at 10:46 PM
The last time a clip made me feel this murderous it was the Marsh family singing a little ditty about Gisele Pelicot
Liz Truss is coming home!
🚨MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT from Deputy Leader @LibDemDaisy.bsky.social
Dropping tomorrow at 9am.
Watch this space.
Dropping tomorrow at 9am.
Watch this space.
February 10, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Liz Truss is coming home!
Typical woke censorship from Reidy
Hello. Former Index On Censorship staffer here. To be very clear, having your request to speak at a society of which you are not a member does not count, in any sense whatsoever, as censorship. nation.cymru/news/uproar-...
Uproar as Reform policy chief threatens to defund Welsh university
Martin Shipton Reform UK’s head of policy Zia Yusuf launched a culture war in Wales by threatening to withhold funding from Bangor University after its student debating society refused to host two lea...
nation.cymru
February 10, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Typical woke censorship from Reidy
“I will, however, be keeping the lifelong job with nice juicy expense accounts”
From PA: Sir Keir Starmer's former communications chief Lord Matthew Doyle has apologised for his past association with a paedophile councillor and said he will not be taking the Labour whip
February 10, 2026 at 4:38 PM
“I will, however, be keeping the lifelong job with nice juicy expense accounts”
He could walk through the channel tunnel, they did that on a spinoff of the walking dead
he can't walk away from the country. He will need a boat or an aeroplane. #bbcverify
Starmer says he 'will never walk away from the country I love' after thanking cabinet for support
The PM was speaking to the public in Hertfordshire about the cost of living - he earlier met his cabinet in London and thanked them for backing him.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 10, 2026 at 4:23 PM
He could walk through the channel tunnel, they did that on a spinoff of the walking dead
*misusing words like martinet
Also, "See how clever I am, Mum! I'm using words like 'Martinet'! (I might even master potty training eventually!)"
February 10, 2026 at 12:21 PM
*misusing words like martinet
Yes. But they want big hard lads to do it, not do it themselves
They want the violence so they can write their articles saying the violence is justified.
February 10, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Yes. But they want big hard lads to do it, not do it themselves
“A student debating society in Bangor has barred several Reform members. This will lead to petrol bombs” is a moronic take to begin with. But obviously what he means is he hopes it leads to petrol bombs. The threat is implicit and explicit.
February 10, 2026 at 12:08 PM
“A student debating society in Bangor has barred several Reform members. This will lead to petrol bombs” is a moronic take to begin with. But obviously what he means is he hopes it leads to petrol bombs. The threat is implicit and explicit.
Going to be honest, if your first reaction to a news story about the rape of toddlers is to point out that your opponents aren’t talking about it because they only talk about it when it politically suits them, I don’t really see the difference between you and them? You are both using the story.
February 10, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Going to be honest, if your first reaction to a news story about the rape of toddlers is to point out that your opponents aren’t talking about it because they only talk about it when it politically suits them, I don’t really see the difference between you and them? You are both using the story.
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Your faction? We put it in a bin. Our faction now.
February 10, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Your faction? We put it in a bin. Our faction now.