Twlldun
@twlldun.bsky.social
Terrible what passes for a ninja these days.
Just Ross Kempsell pretending something that started under the government he worked for is an evil woke plan by Starmer *AGAIN*
February 11, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Just Ross Kempsell pretending something that started under the government he worked for is an evil woke plan by Starmer *AGAIN*
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my cat Eric has taught me that what people really want is to drink out of the washing up bowl, eat Highlife "tasty tuna" and chase small bottles of vape liquid around a flat. This is the kind of powerful truth that is seldom discussed in the Westminster bubble.
February 11, 2026 at 9:04 AM
my cat Eric has taught me that what people really want is to drink out of the washing up bowl, eat Highlife "tasty tuna" and chase small bottles of vape liquid around a flat. This is the kind of powerful truth that is seldom discussed in the Westminster bubble.
The last time a clip made me feel this murderous it was the Marsh family singing a little ditty about Gisele Pelicot
Tomorrow's episode of Bold Politics is so so rare in British politics: real people who are unafraid to just be themselves for an hour because they know they don't have to protect any vested interests.
It's time for a clearout of robots in Westminster.
It's time for a clearout of robots in Westminster.
February 10, 2026 at 10:46 PM
The last time a clip made me feel this murderous it was the Marsh family singing a little ditty about Gisele Pelicot
Liz Truss is coming home!
🚨MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT from Deputy Leader @LibDemDaisy.bsky.social
Dropping tomorrow at 9am.
Watch this space.
Dropping tomorrow at 9am.
Watch this space.
February 10, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Liz Truss is coming home!
Typical woke censorship from Reidy
Hello. Former Index On Censorship staffer here. To be very clear, having your request to speak at a society of which you are not a member does not count, in any sense whatsoever, as censorship. nation.cymru/news/uproar-...
Uproar as Reform policy chief threatens to defund Welsh university
Martin Shipton Reform UK’s head of policy Zia Yusuf launched a culture war in Wales by threatening to withhold funding from Bangor University after its student debating society refused to host two lea...
nation.cymru
February 10, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Typical woke censorship from Reidy
“I will, however, be keeping the lifelong job with nice juicy expense accounts”
From PA: Sir Keir Starmer's former communications chief Lord Matthew Doyle has apologised for his past association with a paedophile councillor and said he will not be taking the Labour whip
February 10, 2026 at 4:38 PM
“I will, however, be keeping the lifelong job with nice juicy expense accounts”
He could walk through the channel tunnel, they did that on a spinoff of the walking dead
he can't walk away from the country. He will need a boat or an aeroplane. #bbcverify
Starmer says he 'will never walk away from the country I love' after thanking cabinet for support
The PM was speaking to the public in Hertfordshire about the cost of living - he earlier met his cabinet in London and thanked them for backing him.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 10, 2026 at 4:23 PM
He could walk through the channel tunnel, they did that on a spinoff of the walking dead
*misusing words like martinet
Also, "See how clever I am, Mum! I'm using words like 'Martinet'! (I might even master potty training eventually!)"
February 10, 2026 at 12:21 PM
*misusing words like martinet
Yes. But they want big hard lads to do it, not do it themselves
They want the violence so they can write their articles saying the violence is justified.
February 10, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Yes. But they want big hard lads to do it, not do it themselves
“A student debating society in Bangor has barred several Reform members. This will lead to petrol bombs” is a moronic take to begin with. But obviously what he means is he hopes it leads to petrol bombs. The threat is implicit and explicit.
February 10, 2026 at 12:08 PM
“A student debating society in Bangor has barred several Reform members. This will lead to petrol bombs” is a moronic take to begin with. But obviously what he means is he hopes it leads to petrol bombs. The threat is implicit and explicit.
Going to be honest, if your first reaction to a news story about the rape of toddlers is to point out that your opponents aren’t talking about it because they only talk about it when it politically suits them, I don’t really see the difference between you and them? You are both using the story.
February 10, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Going to be honest, if your first reaction to a news story about the rape of toddlers is to point out that your opponents aren’t talking about it because they only talk about it when it politically suits them, I don’t really see the difference between you and them? You are both using the story.
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Your faction? We put it in a bin. Our faction now.
February 10, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Your faction? We put it in a bin. Our faction now.
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Keir Starmer will resign on May 4 2029 (AM), and no gutter lying tabloid press can convince me otherwise.
February 10, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Keir Starmer will resign on May 4 2029 (AM), and no gutter lying tabloid press can convince me otherwise.
*D*E*C*L*I*N*E*
Lovely review, but when did British people start saying 'Rube Goldberg' instead of 'Heath Robinson'? This makes me sad.
Small Prophets review – Mackenzie Crook’s magical new comedy is pure, pure pleasure
February 10, 2026 at 9:30 AM
*D*E*C*L*I*N*E*
I guess there’s something comforting in the way every faction of Labour inevitably ends up blaming the press
This morning I am still seeing people post to say they are joining Labour to support the PM.
The media's attempts to oust our PM have failed.
He is gaining support and comes out of this episode stronger than before.
Keep the momentum going! Keep posting support.
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The media's attempts to oust our PM have failed.
He is gaining support and comes out of this episode stronger than before.
Keep the momentum going! Keep posting support.
1/2
February 10, 2026 at 8:41 AM
I guess there’s something comforting in the way every faction of Labour inevitably ends up blaming the press
Sending a WhatsApp to Peter Mandelson illustrating that I should be Prime Minister but making sure I’m shaking my head as I do so people know I’m disapproving
February 9, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Sending a WhatsApp to Peter Mandelson illustrating that I should be Prime Minister but making sure I’m shaking my head as I do so people know I’m disapproving
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I have today been informed that, despite personal assurances to the contrary, the Green party have once again used my image and misrepresented my words on a second leaflet circulated in Gorton and Denton ahead of the by-election. I have now lodged an official complaint with the returning officer.
February 9, 2026 at 11:25 AM
I have today been informed that, despite personal assurances to the contrary, the Green party have once again used my image and misrepresented my words on a second leaflet circulated in Gorton and Denton ahead of the by-election. I have now lodged an official complaint with the returning officer.
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I think you'll find that if you add unasked for syllables to almost any name that's shorter than the target length you can make them scan with anything. You can also remove syllables if the names are too long. I don't know why you're making a big deal out of this.
February 9, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I think you'll find that if you add unasked for syllables to almost any name that's shorter than the target length you can make them scan with anything. You can also remove syllables if the names are too long. I don't know why you're making a big deal out of this.
I do like that English is the most spoken language in the world despite feeling quite regularly like we are trolling them
Tangent: my Japanese tutor finds animal noises in English frustrating. Japanese has one verb for an animal making a noise. We have one per animal and often two, one of them onomatopoeia. Roosters broke her when I said the word for cock-a-doodle-doo is "to crow" despite that being a whole other bird.
February 9, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I do like that English is the most spoken language in the world despite feeling quite regularly like we are trolling them
If you add an “uh” between Sar and War, you can sing Anas Sarwar’s name to the tune of Feliz Navidad
February 9, 2026 at 4:09 PM
If you add an “uh” between Sar and War, you can sing Anas Sarwar’s name to the tune of Feliz Navidad
“I might as well say it now, Al Carns has pulled out”
February 9, 2026 at 3:57 PM
“I might as well say it now, Al Carns has pulled out”
How long does a Labour election contest take - we want one that lasts 63 days so Anthony Eden IN THE MUD
Honestly thought I'd have this Wikipedia tab closed for a few years more but there we go. .
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 PM
How long does a Labour election contest take - we want one that lasts 63 days so Anthony Eden IN THE MUD
Soulless careerism? From *ANAS SARWAR*?
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Soulless careerism? From *ANAS SARWAR*?
Me at the 13th minute of credits for a Marvel movie:
This feels like it's over
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Me at the 13th minute of credits for a Marvel movie:
I was thinking “how many people get the layers in the construction of this - let’s be honest - throwaway and silly joke”
Feel like I am at the centre of an incredibly weird and niche venn diagram.
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I was thinking “how many people get the layers in the construction of this - let’s be honest - throwaway and silly joke”