Twlldun
@twlldun.bsky.social
Terrible what passes for a ninja these days.
I have 50 boxes to unpack.
February 13, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I have 50 boxes to unpack.
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You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
Nobody Hislop me for this. You can’t
Hislop someone who self Hislops.
Hislop someone who self Hislops.
February 13, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Nobody Hislop me for this. You can’t
Hislop someone who self Hislops.
Hislop someone who self Hislops.
One job is about containing feral threats to life and limb…and the other is working for the prison service!!!
It never fails to amuse me how teacher recruitment and prison officer recruitment adverts have exactly the same script and look
February 13, 2026 at 9:23 PM
One job is about containing feral threats to life and limb…and the other is working for the prison service!!!
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Would probably fail the drugs test for Burning Man, tbf.
February 13, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Would probably fail the drugs test for Burning Man, tbf.
Would probably fail the Winter Olympics drugs tests though tbf
February 13, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Would probably fail the Winter Olympics drugs tests though tbf
Julian Cope - Out of My Mind on Dope And Speed
YouTube video by ombremor
m.youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Nothing but respect for *my* gold medalist
February 13, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Nothing but respect for *my* gold medalist
Honestly that’s not a tenth of the cables I own
February 13, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Honestly that’s not a tenth of the cables I own
A bottle of mouton cadet, because we’re worth it
February 13, 2026 at 7:16 PM
A bottle of mouton cadet, because we’re worth it
Absolutely the best hummus imho
February 13, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Absolutely the best hummus imho
I’m not saying they are grasping at straws re Mamdani but this story is literally “5 years ago a bloke he has since employed complained about customer service online”
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I’m not saying they are grasping at straws re Mamdani but this story is literally “5 years ago a bloke he has since employed complained about customer service online”
Yeah, surely they would be more inclined to be named Forthright or the like. Brash strikes me more like an early Victorian general perhaps
February 13, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Yeah, surely they would be more inclined to be named Forthright or the like. Brash strikes me more like an early Victorian general perhaps
So Brash Newby? Doesn’t sound like a Witchfinder to me Stephen, it sounds like a cast member of the OC. You need to up your Your ____ name is game
February 13, 2026 at 1:06 PM
So Brash Newby? Doesn’t sound like a Witchfinder to me Stephen, it sounds like a cast member of the OC. You need to up your Your ____ name is game
Was about to make a “yeah he’d like to get to know you (and your shopping habits) well” but Google informs me that was Howard Jones
February 13, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Was about to make a “yeah he’d like to get to know you (and your shopping habits) well” but Google informs me that was Howard Jones
You say wether, I say end
Putting the 'bell' into bellwether
February 13, 2026 at 1:00 PM
You say wether, I say end
There are MPs on this list I expected better of.
Then there’s Clive.
Then there’s Clive.
I have joined nearly 100 parliamentarians to call on the Government to reconsider its rejection of compensation for 1950s women for maladministered state pension age changes. The Ombudsman was clear: injustice occurred, compensation should follow.
@waspicampaign.bsky.social
@waspicampaign.bsky.social
February 13, 2026 at 12:58 PM
There are MPs on this list I expected better of.
Then there’s Clive.
Then there’s Clive.
Lots of opinions on this news story and these uh individuals but I am most impressed by the way the story is illustrated by Andy Burnham, but with Keir Starmer’s 1980s hair do
February 13, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Lots of opinions on this news story and these uh individuals but I am most impressed by the way the story is illustrated by Andy Burnham, but with Keir Starmer’s 1980s hair do
The perfect Spectator article doesn’t exi…
February 13, 2026 at 10:18 AM
The perfect Spectator article doesn’t exi…
Ah fair.
No they're quoting the Speccie - so it's not quite that bad, they're just giving a quote to Tim Shipman (who is pretty well sourced as far as I can tell)
February 12, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Ah fair.
I mean I don’t know whether he does hate being prime minister or not but I don’t really think an unnamed Labour source giving a silly quote to *the national* is…evidence
Keir Starmer spends his weekends 'complaining' about how much he 'hates' being Prime Minister, reports say, as his Government faces relentless scandals
Keir Starmer 'spends his weekend complaining he hates being Prime Minister'
www.thenational.scot
February 12, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I mean I don’t know whether he does hate being prime minister or not but I don’t really think an unnamed Labour source giving a silly quote to *the national* is…evidence
Llandudno is fucking great. They’ve got goats
February 12, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Llandudno is fucking great. They’ve got goats
The early Birdald catches the Wormald is this anything it isn’t anything is it
February 12, 2026 at 6:51 PM
The early Birdald catches the Wormald is this anything it isn’t anything is it
I don’t know whether it’s particularly a valleys thing but every single crew of workmen I have encountered has one beefy fat lad, one whip thin lad and a jovial supervisor who looks alarmingly like Fred West.
February 12, 2026 at 11:54 AM
I don’t know whether it’s particularly a valleys thing but every single crew of workmen I have encountered has one beefy fat lad, one whip thin lad and a jovial supervisor who looks alarmingly like Fred West.