Hieronymous J Doom
@hjdoom.bsky.social
Podcaster, gamebook designer, disappointment. Queer. He/him.
Been playing around seeing if I can adapt some of Vomir's uncompromising approach to noise music to something more rhythmic for an album exploring the crushing effects of routine. Vomir is arguably easier to listen to than a single snare drum at 100 BPM with the treble pushed.
January 29, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Been playing around seeing if I can adapt some of Vomir's uncompromising approach to noise music to something more rhythmic for an album exploring the crushing effects of routine. Vomir is arguably easier to listen to than a single snare drum at 100 BPM with the treble pushed.
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much is made of "meat's back on the menu boys" but personally I'm quite compelled by the Uruk Hai complaining about days-old bread, man's been alive for at most two weeks, was grown from some revolting fleshy underground alien womb and already he yearns for a warm baguette
January 28, 2026 at 10:16 PM
much is made of "meat's back on the menu boys" but personally I'm quite compelled by the Uruk Hai complaining about days-old bread, man's been alive for at most two weeks, was grown from some revolting fleshy underground alien womb and already he yearns for a warm baguette
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One year the networks should collectively pick a cast from one of the core non-toxic reality shows to do all the others: Bake Off, Sewing Bee, Pottery Throwdown, Drag Race, and - and I cannot stress enough how vital this last one is to the whole project - Gladiators.
January 29, 2026 at 9:17 AM
One year the networks should collectively pick a cast from one of the core non-toxic reality shows to do all the others: Bake Off, Sewing Bee, Pottery Throwdown, Drag Race, and - and I cannot stress enough how vital this last one is to the whole project - Gladiators.
The last Punch and Judy show.
January 27, 2026 at 5:56 PM
The last Punch and Judy show.
Dealing with the state of the world by reading a biography of Mussolini because at least I know it has a happy ending.
January 27, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Dealing with the state of the world by reading a biography of Mussolini because at least I know it has a happy ending.
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Look the horrors are fucking endless but sometimes I make or paint something, sometimes I do both. Make things! It makes life a little bit more bearable.
This thing is a magician. Polymer clay, heavy body acrylic. Practice piece for a thing I want to make later in the year.
This thing is a magician. Polymer clay, heavy body acrylic. Practice piece for a thing I want to make later in the year.
January 26, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Look the horrors are fucking endless but sometimes I make or paint something, sometimes I do both. Make things! It makes life a little bit more bearable.
This thing is a magician. Polymer clay, heavy body acrylic. Practice piece for a thing I want to make later in the year.
This thing is a magician. Polymer clay, heavy body acrylic. Practice piece for a thing I want to make later in the year.
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Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.
January 26, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.
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Catching up on Gladiators and Destruction is the dumbest event I have seen on telly. It’s brilliant. Comedy beefcakes smashing through drywall with their pecs. Awards for everyone who designed this nonsense.
January 25, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Catching up on Gladiators and Destruction is the dumbest event I have seen on telly. It’s brilliant. Comedy beefcakes smashing through drywall with their pecs. Awards for everyone who designed this nonsense.
Cat just growled at nothing and then let out an ear splitting howl of rage. Either this house is haunted or he’s sick of Richard Osman being on the telly at tea time.
January 25, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Cat just growled at nothing and then let out an ear splitting howl of rage. Either this house is haunted or he’s sick of Richard Osman being on the telly at tea time.
My brain apropos of nothing: Surely recording a new noise album will help the world at this difficult time.
January 25, 2026 at 5:05 PM
My brain apropos of nothing: Surely recording a new noise album will help the world at this difficult time.
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Hail and well met traveler, what brings you to town today?
_______________________________
🔹The McRib is back!(Lie)
🔹The McRib is back!(Threaten)
👉The McRib is back!(Seduce)
🔹The McRib is back!(Intimidate)
_______________________________
🔹The McRib is back!(Lie)
🔹The McRib is back!(Threaten)
👉The McRib is back!(Seduce)
🔹The McRib is back!(Intimidate)
January 25, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Hail and well met traveler, what brings you to town today?
_______________________________
🔹The McRib is back!(Lie)
🔹The McRib is back!(Threaten)
👉The McRib is back!(Seduce)
🔹The McRib is back!(Intimidate)
_______________________________
🔹The McRib is back!(Lie)
🔹The McRib is back!(Threaten)
👉The McRib is back!(Seduce)
🔹The McRib is back!(Intimidate)
“Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses” turns out to have been prophecy as well as commentary.
January 24, 2026 at 5:30 PM
“Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses” turns out to have been prophecy as well as commentary.
Door with ghostly child hands in Northampton.
January 23, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Door with ghostly child hands in Northampton.
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There's a lot to be sad about right now, so it's important to find joy where you can, like in the fact that Morrissey keeps having to cancel shows because of low ticket sales.
January 22, 2026 at 3:57 PM
There's a lot to be sad about right now, so it's important to find joy where you can, like in the fact that Morrissey keeps having to cancel shows because of low ticket sales.
Plan to start the day's work derailed by a cat. He's so old it's hard to deny him a lap when he wants it. An attitude I hope the care staff have when I start demanding heroin in the old folk's home.
January 22, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Plan to start the day's work derailed by a cat. He's so old it's hard to deny him a lap when he wants it. An attitude I hope the care staff have when I start demanding heroin in the old folk's home.
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This is the greatest cooperative effort from 6 entirely different people I have ever seen
January 21, 2026 at 9:06 AM
This is the greatest cooperative effort from 6 entirely different people I have ever seen
I have too many creative projects on the go but it's either this or dealing with reality.
January 20, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I have too many creative projects on the go but it's either this or dealing with reality.
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Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
January 18, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
a thread for the ages.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 9:00 AM
a thread for the ages.
We must act now!!!
January 18, 2026 at 3:15 PM
We must act now!!!
There's nothing more relaxing of an evening than watching the snooker and idly creating libellous collages of right wing politicians.
January 17, 2026 at 9:06 PM
There's nothing more relaxing of an evening than watching the snooker and idly creating libellous collages of right wing politicians.
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They should do a story where Wolverine fights Sabretooth
January 17, 2026 at 1:06 PM
They should do a story where Wolverine fights Sabretooth
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"And what would YOU bring to Reform, Mr Jenrick?"
"Glad you asked, Nigel. My special skill is being outmanoevred by Kemi Badenoch. Twice."
"Glad you asked, Nigel. My special skill is being outmanoevred by Kemi Badenoch. Twice."
January 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
"And what would YOU bring to Reform, Mr Jenrick?"
"Glad you asked, Nigel. My special skill is being outmanoevred by Kemi Badenoch. Twice."
"Glad you asked, Nigel. My special skill is being outmanoevred by Kemi Badenoch. Twice."
One side effect of writing this very stupid blobby themed gamebook is that I'm developing an unhealthy fascination with Noel Edmonds.
January 15, 2026 at 12:20 PM
One side effect of writing this very stupid blobby themed gamebook is that I'm developing an unhealthy fascination with Noel Edmonds.
I see Kemi Badenoch is having a night of the very short blunt knives.
January 15, 2026 at 11:59 AM
I see Kemi Badenoch is having a night of the very short blunt knives.