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@explod.es
I make computer games + stupid jokes

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𝚞𝚗𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚊𝚖𝟸
🎵 it only takes one tree, to make a thousand matches
🎵 It only takes one match, to MAAAKE A thouuuSAAANDDD TREEES
January 10, 2026 at 12:31 PM
💡 IBS stands for Incredible Butt Stinkies
January 10, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Whoaaa!!! Who else still using the Elon musk pedophile app? (For sex traffickers and racists)!!?

If you are, DON'T!
January 9, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I went to school with a Sam Fisher so when Splinter Cell dropped I was pissed when the main character wasn't a South Wales daughter of a local taxi cab owner who could kill you with a sharp bop with her sovereigns
January 9, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Another thing I hate about AI is that it's boring and for dumb dweebs
January 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
people love to say cowabunga but never a different animal abunga
January 5, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I shall be taking part in this.
I have some little fish that need to be caught. #gamedev
itch.io/jam/catch-id...
Catch ideas LIKE FISH. David Lynch Game jam
A game jam from 2026-01-04 to 2026-03-05 hosted by 靄Moya Horror. Goal of the Jam is to create games inspired by David Lynch, without directly recreating or adapting his existing works. The focus is on...
itch.io
January 4, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Whomstever gifted me this new year's flu is going to get my dirty laundry mailed to their house
January 4, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Reposted by computer games!
eating glue until I become the horse
January 4, 2026 at 8:18 AM
counterpoint: no
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella says people should move beyond calling AI 'slop'

"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
January 3, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Champagne for my real friends
Real poo for my sham friends
January 1, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Blwyddyn Newydd da to all my Welsh followers, and to my English speaking followers: get me a burgber x
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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December 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM
this might be my last post of the year! Wow! ,,who cares
December 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM
in the 90s the coolest nickname for a kid in a gang was 'Booster'
December 31, 2025 at 2:46 PM
When I heard they elected a new VP, I thought they meant these
December 31, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Full disclosure, the worst pick up line is "you made me puke my ass" ...don't try it!
December 31, 2025 at 12:41 AM
walking around my neighbour's house with a Contraption degaussing it, hoping to reduce the resale value
December 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
ahh what? He's gone and put the game on itch. For $0.000(.00!)! If you didn't get to do Madvent for shame, this is your second and final chance. I'm watching. #GameDev

dave-ja.itch.io/outfoxed
Outfoxed by dave_ja
A short cozy game about a fox
dave-ja.itch.io
December 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The fluff enjoyer
December 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
sorry yer da furnished his house with sparse ikea furniture like an early 2000's porno
December 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Ace Ventura Pee Detective
December 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Reposted by computer games!
Animal Facts: If you say the word "tennis" to a duck, it doesn't really react in any particular way
December 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Reposted by computer games!
Catch ideas LIKE FISH! @hauntedps1.bsky.social
#DavidLynch inspired #GameJam starts January fifth!
December 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM