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@explod.es

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I make computer games + stupid jokes games @ explod.es 𝚞𝚗𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚊𝚖𝟸

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egg @explod.es · 2d

AI stands for [A]bsolutely cra[i]p

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egg @explod.es · 2d

Buddy, can you use AI to do [thing]?

Me: no. I know how to do [thing] on my own. Sorry that you can not do [thing], maybe learn how to do [thing].

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egg @explod.es · 2d

morning, you spooky little shits

egg @explod.es · 3d

I had someone tell me to use AI to check spelling. Mate if you need to use AI then that's your problem. I know how to do words what read good

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egg @explod.es · 5d

Millennials are like "MTV used to be about shows like 18, Pregnant and Dead" what happened?

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egg @explod.es · 5d

Tiktok voice: Love's not time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come.

egg @explod.es · 5d

Hell yeah bunion!

egg @explod.es · 6d

"AI cannot do your job, but an AI salesman can 100% convince your boss to fire you and replace you with an AI that can't do your job"

pluralistic.net/2025/09/27/e...

Pluralistic: The real (economic) AI apocalypse is nigh (27 Sep 2025) – Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow

pluralistic.net

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egg @explod.es · 7d

:-)

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egg @explod.es · Aug 13

Overtaking you at 50mph with my Renault Clio with the license plate [AH3G4O], I immediately crash into a traffic island

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egg @explod.es · 8d

parrying an airborne shrimp at a benihana, taking the chef down to half health

egg @explod.es · 8d

If you spoonerised the film 'War Horse' you'd get 'Har Worse', which is something.

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egg @explod.es · 8d

what if I told you I was animating a fox doing a piss, for #GameDev reasons

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egg @explod.es · 8d

for context, our local brewery is called Bristol Pee Fart

A pint of beer with the words Bristol Pee Fart on the side of the glass (defaced)

egg @explod.es · 8d

every boy is in a text chat called this

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egg @explod.es · 9d

just a phenomenal title translation

Homo Ludens is translated into Gay Ludens

egg @explod.es · 10d

A set of gifts for dads that get increasingly less cutesy:

- a mug that says 'dont talk to me until I've had a cuppa!'
- socks that say 'grumpy old git'
- hat that says '100% racist'
- t-shirt that just has a gun on it