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The Ugly Machine

@theuglymachine.bsky.social

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Rust Witch Blacksmithing and metal art Inquiries: [email protected] https://ko-fi.com/theuglymachine

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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · Apr 18

New anvil, new pinned post. I'm in my powerful relics era.

My new anvil with a fix your hearts or die tag painted on it

Two knives made with twisted thorny handles

A hand forged chime with five bells made to look like a twisted bouquet of thorny sprigs

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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 58m

The "popular with friends" feed should be wall to wall rockin' jugs and its not. I need new friends I guess, I thought you guys were cool.

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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 1h

skrill-esque. ugh ok maybe not now that you say that lol

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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 1h

For the last time L-ion is the type of battery in the driver, where did you go to trade school again?

The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 1h

I'm going to be in LA next week so if you want to hang out just yell really loud and I'll find you

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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 2h

burns me up you're living you life like a late 90s american/mid 2000s canadian teen boy heartthrob in silence

The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 2h

Sawdust is easy to transport

The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 2h

summer is over, little guy

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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 2h

God not again

hey this is Phil from the Small Weiner Club

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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 2h

I hope this is about the haircut

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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 4h

sight beyond sight, grant me a glimpse of the hidden big naturals

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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 4h

duh, jutsu

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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 4h

list is BS, no harbinger on it and that is my energy.

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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 5h

Realizing all my tongs have perfect names for AC's:
Hammer Eye
Poz
Bolt-Jaw
Pick-up
Tomahawk Knee
Rivet neck
Fire Tong
Flat Nose
V-Bit

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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 5h

Oh it's me

The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 5h

"You say ‘city,’ and I’m going to piss myself, and there’s no way I’m going to hide that wet spot just to make you libs more comfortable."

onion headline "conservative man proudly frightened of everything"

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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 5h

old timer coworker telling me to watch my back when I'm in california because "they're dangerous there" as if he doesn't get coffee standing next to a king's bounty of open carrying day drinking tweakers at the maplefields every morning

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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 19h

She's looking mean

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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 8h

is the long hair/ half of the head shaved thing played out? I think I could pull it off but I cannot afford to lose any cred around here

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Gary Birdshirt @garybirdshirt.bsky.social · May 19

they got me

#art

pen drawing of a knight that's been destroyed by arrows. his terrified eye peers from inside his helmet

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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 8h

this just keeps happening to you!

The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 8h

watching you make an offering like a fuckin noob

morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 8h

Temple members and respectful guests may make offerings and receive blessings at shrines; the faithful of higher ranks need make no offering to receive blessings.

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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 8h

Avast! nevermind! I be only tangled in a bra again

A front view showing chapter the dog who got tangled in a bra playing with his toys

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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 8h

Life on the high seas isn't easy, but it's the life for me, yar

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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 9h

Your next assignment has to be about the Hokage, imagine the engagement