The Ugly Machine
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For one beautiful night of the year, gravy production in this country reaches the levels we were at pre war, and just like that it's over the next day
November 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
For one beautiful night of the year, gravy production in this country reaches the levels we were at pre war, and just like that it's over the next day
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It's black Friday and there are NO SALES at clove-shop.fourthwall.com
CLOVE SHOP
TRANSITION IS MANDATORY
clove-shop.fourthwall.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
It's black Friday and there are NO SALES at clove-shop.fourthwall.com
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:: Grips you ::
November 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
:: Grips you ::
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The deals continue unabated and I urge you to take advantage of them. I love my job and I can only do it with your help.
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That’s a few bucks for literally hundreds of hours of entertainment.
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That’s a few bucks for literally hundreds of hours of entertainment.
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November 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The deals continue unabated and I urge you to take advantage of them. I love my job and I can only do it with your help.
Headed to Walmart with Grond to remind people of the true meaning of Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Headed to Walmart with Grond to remind people of the true meaning of Black Friday
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Also got a regular who has a forcefemme fantasy he wants to rp
First time for that, unfamiliar w that territory
how do I rp that I wonder
He wants me to threaten that imma make him get his blood work done and get on hormones
First time for that, unfamiliar w that territory
how do I rp that I wonder
He wants me to threaten that imma make him get his blood work done and get on hormones
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Also got a regular who has a forcefemme fantasy he wants to rp
First time for that, unfamiliar w that territory
how do I rp that I wonder
He wants me to threaten that imma make him get his blood work done and get on hormones
First time for that, unfamiliar w that territory
how do I rp that I wonder
He wants me to threaten that imma make him get his blood work done and get on hormones
Sometimes you Google your joke to see if it's been done before and find the dumbest shit
November 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Sometimes you Google your joke to see if it's been done before and find the dumbest shit
Forcefemme majeure
November 28, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Forcefemme majeure
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Eat your turkey dinner
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Eat your turkey dinner
Been camped out all night for black Friday deals at the plumbing trade warehouse. Me and a bunch of other guys here chanting and cheering when someone new joins us. We're all gonna buy huge toilets today.
November 28, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Been camped out all night for black Friday deals at the plumbing trade warehouse. Me and a bunch of other guys here chanting and cheering when someone new joins us. We're all gonna buy huge toilets today.
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Me: I'd make more money if I was hot
Hephaestus: say no more fam I got u
Hephaestus: say no more fam I got u
June 29, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Me: I'd make more money if I was hot
Hephaestus: say no more fam I got u
Hephaestus: say no more fam I got u
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Flail for sale! Come and get it 😈
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Flail for sale! Come and get it 😈
My black Friday sale starts at midnight
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
My black Friday sale starts at midnight
Everyone follow me with your alts I need to be more popular so a rich person will notice me and give me enough money to do what I want with my life instead of whatever this is
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Everyone follow me with your alts I need to be more popular so a rich person will notice me and give me enough money to do what I want with my life instead of whatever this is
my personal make up style is church grandma who still lives on her own without assistance but probably not for much longer
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
my personal make up style is church grandma who still lives on her own without assistance but probably not for much longer
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happy turkey day
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
happy turkey day
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I paid like 50 bucks for this guy
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I paid like 50 bucks for this guy
Our single maga family member (not blood related) left before food was even served due to being upset by every single conversation but unable to say anything without his wife scolding him. Total win.
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Our single maga family member (not blood related) left before food was even served due to being upset by every single conversation but unable to say anything without his wife scolding him. Total win.
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Fill me like one of your French faguettes
November 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Fill me like one of your French faguettes
showing off my new super purebred dog, it's hips are so displayed one leg goes right to the ground and the other juts right up towards the sky so it has to wall run like in Titanfall 2 everywhere
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
showing off my new super purebred dog, it's hips are so displayed one leg goes right to the ground and the other juts right up towards the sky so it has to wall run like in Titanfall 2 everywhere
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Thanksgiving didn't really pop off until the 50 minute mark of my nephews electric clarinet solo
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Thanksgiving didn't really pop off until the 50 minute mark of my nephews electric clarinet solo
Eat your turkey dinner
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Eat your turkey dinner
