Dave Convery
@zomda.bsky.social
With every bite of bahn mi I grow stronger & feistier
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I hereby establish this as my new catchphrase.
January 21, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I hereby establish this as my new catchphrase.
Just been served the greatest thumbnail of all time
January 21, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Just been served the greatest thumbnail of all time
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My personality? Probably alcoholism and the biggest stores you can name.
January 21, 2026 at 6:50 PM
My personality? Probably alcoholism and the biggest stores you can name.
If anyone has lost the attendees of a halfwit convention, they’re all the Big Tesco.
January 21, 2026 at 6:10 PM
If anyone has lost the attendees of a halfwit convention, they’re all the Big Tesco.
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I know what it is in real life but any time I hear the word Davos my brain files it as "skrull with the powers of five members of the New Mutants or something"
January 21, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I know what it is in real life but any time I hear the word Davos my brain files it as "skrull with the powers of five members of the New Mutants or something"
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how advanced is your nation's sinophobia? very? extremely? you are like baby, we are inventing sinophobia the likes of which cannot be dreamt of
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
The Chinese restaurants surrounding our most sensitive military bases
The Daily Mail can reveal a bizarre anomaly in the distribution of Chinese restaurants across the country.
www.dailymail.co.uk
January 21, 2026 at 7:28 AM
how advanced is your nation's sinophobia? very? extremely? you are like baby, we are inventing sinophobia the likes of which cannot be dreamt of
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
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If you have two new pets, is it weirder to name them Mum and Dad, or give them the first names of your parents?
January 21, 2026 at 8:58 AM
If you have two new pets, is it weirder to name them Mum and Dad, or give them the first names of your parents?
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They had the audacity to claim Bluesky didn't have the juice, but not since peak Twitter have I logged off for an evening and come back to my entire feed speaking in a new language of rapid-fire in-jokes that I have to reverse-engineer to figure out what's happening. That, my friends, is The Juice.
Two big guys walked up front and started yelling at the pilot and the pilot screamed that they weren't going to Davos, they were going to Vienna, Virginia and that he had to get home to his family.
wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place
January 21, 2026 at 7:20 AM
They had the audacity to claim Bluesky didn't have the juice, but not since peak Twitter have I logged off for an evening and come back to my entire feed speaking in a new language of rapid-fire in-jokes that I have to reverse-engineer to figure out what's happening. That, my friends, is The Juice.
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Shouldn’t laugh, am laughing.
January 20, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Shouldn’t laugh, am laughing.
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someone turned my post about Gnosticism into a meme and there are comments like “ugh this will draw more attention to Gnosticism” and like why are you gatekeeping knowledge of the malevolent demiurge? it feels like if that’s what’s going on then it’s something we should probably be telling people
January 19, 2026 at 10:33 PM
someone turned my post about Gnosticism into a meme and there are comments like “ugh this will draw more attention to Gnosticism” and like why are you gatekeeping knowledge of the malevolent demiurge? it feels like if that’s what’s going on then it’s something we should probably be telling people
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whenever I accidentally open threads from instagram it looks like the fake social media app they put into a city builder. "Wow, I love the mayor's new policy!" sims-ass website
June 11, 2024 at 6:26 PM
whenever I accidentally open threads from instagram it looks like the fake social media app they put into a city builder. "Wow, I love the mayor's new policy!" sims-ass website
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i don't think Bluesky will get popular but in case it does, now is the time to carve out your corner. you could be the MAIN guy for the Beautiful South. you could start a Beautiful South fan account and when everyone finally comes here you'd basically be in charge of all the Beautiful South stuff
January 19, 2026 at 9:29 PM
i don't think Bluesky will get popular but in case it does, now is the time to carve out your corner. you could be the MAIN guy for the Beautiful South. you could start a Beautiful South fan account and when everyone finally comes here you'd basically be in charge of all the Beautiful South stuff
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
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oh it's going to be a Recession recession
January 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
oh it's going to be a Recession recession
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Fucking wild that our society is so attuned to accepting bigotry now that a national newspaper like the Daily Express can somehow get away with publishing blatant libel with absolutely zero pushback or consequence.
January 18, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Fucking wild that our society is so attuned to accepting bigotry now that a national newspaper like the Daily Express can somehow get away with publishing blatant libel with absolutely zero pushback or consequence.
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At what point does losing 77 billion dollars impact a business? The global box office for all movies, put together, in total, all movies everywhere in 2025 was 33.5 billion dollars. He lost more than double that on “legs”
The division has lost over $77 billion since its inception in 2020.
Meta Lays Off Thousands of VR Workers as Zuckerberg's Vision Fails
The company has laid off some 1,500 virtual reality developers as part of a broader shift toward AI wearable devices.
trib.al
January 18, 2026 at 3:51 PM
At what point does losing 77 billion dollars impact a business? The global box office for all movies, put together, in total, all movies everywhere in 2025 was 33.5 billion dollars. He lost more than double that on “legs”
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We must act now!!!
January 18, 2026 at 3:15 PM
We must act now!!!
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happy 93rd birthday to John Boorman
this particular anecdote from Boorman's Adventures of a Suburban Boy about Lee Marvin getting belligerently drunk at Jack's on the Beach never fails to make me laugh
January 18, 2026 at 1:10 PM
happy 93rd birthday to John Boorman
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100% tariff on the MM/DD/YY format.
January 17, 2026 at 6:10 PM
100% tariff on the MM/DD/YY format.
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If you're looking for a sign to switch careers: this is the sign.
January 18, 2026 at 12:44 AM
If you're looking for a sign to switch careers: this is the sign.
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If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
January 17, 2026 at 1:33 AM
If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
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bad news dude, they're on the Fighter Select screen selecting and deselecting you over and over to make fun of your voice line. they're saying the little pose you do when selected is wack. they're rotating you
November 11, 2024 at 7:27 AM
bad news dude, they're on the Fighter Select screen selecting and deselecting you over and over to make fun of your voice line. they're saying the little pose you do when selected is wack. they're rotating you