Dave Convery
@zomda.bsky.social
With every bite of bahn mi I grow stronger & feistier
Just booked a taxi. The AI interface on my phone read the confirmation email, added an event called "bus" to my calendar, set it for 2 hours ahead of the time I'm actually travelling and then alerted me that I need to start driving NOW to make my appointment at my home, the place where I already am.
December 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Just booked a taxi. The AI interface on my phone read the confirmation email, added an event called "bus" to my calendar, set it for 2 hours ahead of the time I'm actually travelling and then alerted me that I need to start driving NOW to make my appointment at my home, the place where I already am.
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A mysterious black obelisk has appeared overnight outside the caves of some of the sharper pundits
December 5, 2025 at 1:06 PM
A mysterious black obelisk has appeared overnight outside the caves of some of the sharper pundits
Don't use a Santa emoji in your marketing email subject line, you sell smart plugs. Santa doesn't give a shit about smart plugs.
December 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Don't use a Santa emoji in your marketing email subject line, you sell smart plugs. Santa doesn't give a shit about smart plugs.
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Launching a campaign to restigmatise mental health now is it?
December 4, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Launching a campaign to restigmatise mental health now is it?
One guy at the CIA just *desperately* hoping this gets patched so he can get reassigned.
NEW: Your "end-to-end encrypted" poop pictures taken by this $599 (+ subscription) smart toilet camera are actually not end-to-end encrypted.
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted | TechCrunch
Kohler, the makers of a smart toilet camera, can access customers' data stored on its servers, and can use customers’ bowl pictures to train AI.
techcrunch.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 AM
One guy at the CIA just *desperately* hoping this gets patched so he can get reassigned.
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does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
I know this is not the point, and it's arguably not very helpful, but it looks like someone out of shot has just discovered that if you force his arms to his side it inflates his head.
Considering Streeting's well stated belief autism, ADHD etc, along with mental health issues, are "overdiagnosed", I won't hold my breath for this doing anything other than being used to cut support, along with opportunities for diagnosis, for people who need it. #r4today
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Streeting orders review into mental health and ADHD diagnosis
The health secretary said the aim was to tackle a rising demand for services and the increased pressure on the NHS.
www.bbc.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I know this is not the point, and it's arguably not very helpful, but it looks like someone out of shot has just discovered that if you force his arms to his side it inflates his head.
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It's that time again
December 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
It's that time again
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
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We're watching the wholesale burning of every scrap of dignity afforded to trans people in the UK, their rights, their medical services, their employment, their place within society, their bodily functions.
It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.
It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.
December 3, 2025 at 11:54 AM
We're watching the wholesale burning of every scrap of dignity afforded to trans people in the UK, their rights, their medical services, their employment, their place within society, their bodily functions.
It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.
It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.
Getting “paint”, “painting” and then just a wide gamut of swearing does feel representative.
December 3, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Getting “paint”, “painting” and then just a wide gamut of swearing does feel representative.
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Ouse Fen @rspb.bsky.social reserve is an absolute treasure. Gravel pits being returned to nature, the birds have flocked to the reedbeds over the last few years. Sunset is an especially magical time with huge starling murmurations and marsh harriers flying low over the beds.
🪶 #birds
🪶 #birds
December 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Ouse Fen @rspb.bsky.social reserve is an absolute treasure. Gravel pits being returned to nature, the birds have flocked to the reedbeds over the last few years. Sunset is an especially magical time with huge starling murmurations and marsh harriers flying low over the beds.
🪶 #birds
🪶 #birds
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Matt Gaetz heard there was a new program absolutely nailing minors in the Gulf of America and came running
get a load of the "journalist" asking questions at the Pentagon press briefing
December 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Matt Gaetz heard there was a new program absolutely nailing minors in the Gulf of America and came running
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Any help with continuing to spread the word about this appreciated!
If you’ve received your copy & like it then it’s totally OK to post pics as long as you don’t show entire listings, and I’d love to get the attention of more retro computing communities etc
If you’ve received your copy & like it then it’s totally OK to post pics as long as you don’t show entire listings, and I’d love to get the attention of more retro computing communities etc
🚀🎅 Get your DOCTYPE Christmas orders in this week to be safe!
It’s the perfect gift for every computer nerd you know
vole.wtf/doctype/
It’s the perfect gift for every computer nerd you know
vole.wtf/doctype/
DOCTYPE magazine 🚀⌨️
’80s BASIC type-in mags are back, but this time for HTML!
vole.wtf
December 1, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Any help with continuing to spread the word about this appreciated!
If you’ve received your copy & like it then it’s totally OK to post pics as long as you don’t show entire listings, and I’d love to get the attention of more retro computing communities etc
If you’ve received your copy & like it then it’s totally OK to post pics as long as you don’t show entire listings, and I’d love to get the attention of more retro computing communities etc
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Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
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whenever some of you are quiet for a few weeks or more i just assume you’re in jail
December 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
whenever some of you are quiet for a few weeks or more i just assume you’re in jail
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
The Irish "Disneyland" 1983
YouTube video by Old Ireland Restored
m.youtube.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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I called my fists Your and Party as they are poorly coordinated
I named my fists Genghis and Ögedei because they Khan cause massive devastation
I named my fists Marks and Spencer because they're popular with middle aged women.
December 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I called my fists Your and Party as they are poorly coordinated
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I heard you like bad boys, i’m screening a DVD on an oil rig
December 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I heard you like bad boys, i’m screening a DVD on an oil rig
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Wildlife tracking! I'm reposting things I made this past year. If you look closely at the deer tracks you'll see I added the hint that they're double registering (hind foot is stepping into the same spot as front foot).
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Wildlife tracking! I'm reposting things I made this past year. If you look closely at the deer tracks you'll see I added the hint that they're double registering (hind foot is stepping into the same spot as front foot).
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
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Wicked For Good sounds like a Boston area non profit
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Wicked For Good sounds like a Boston area non profit
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me filling in the "traits" box on the character sheet for my half orc rogue
November 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
me filling in the "traits" box on the character sheet for my half orc rogue
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I don’t usually comment on people’s appearance, but the consistency with which any right wing public figure looks like they were drawn by Steve Dillon haunts me. From ‘elder statesmen speaks out’ to ‘youth addresses Tory conference’ just 100% grailspawn motherfuckers. It’s statistically unfeasible.
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I don’t usually comment on people’s appearance, but the consistency with which any right wing public figure looks like they were drawn by Steve Dillon haunts me. From ‘elder statesmen speaks out’ to ‘youth addresses Tory conference’ just 100% grailspawn motherfuckers. It’s statistically unfeasible.