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Scare Budd Dwyer

@airbudddwyer.bsky.social

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professional dad. sometimes artist. there's several things in the rules about conspiracy, accepting bribes, racketeering, mail fraud, and perjury but there's nothing that says a dog can't be treasurer.

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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 59m

right? you thought you had it all with the bat gorilla but we're feeling generous here today at Unexpected

Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 1h

I know it's got to be hard to come up with the two hundred and tenth cover story for a book called UNEXPECTED but, like, by god, they've done it here

Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 1h

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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 9h

going full Carl

Carl from ATHF in his Giants jersey and sick zubaz

Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 9h

bold new era of success is actually dawning, the sun is like the Teletubbies baby one but it's Daboll's big dumb face

Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 11d

checking in on my beloved New York Giants and am prepared to say that they are entering a bold new era of success and will inevitably be deleting this post in like forty minutes

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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 10h

I'm probably looking it up incorrectly but I don't think the Giants have had a guy score three rushing touchdowns in a game since 2011

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 10h

Skattebo never stops

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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 12h

Jaxson Dart is eventually going to get absolutely obliterated doing this stuff but for now I will definitely ride this tiger

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 12h

Jaxson Dart runs for a TD on 3rd and 18

Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 16h

did they ever actually stop calling it Columbus Day in the first place, it's Columbus Day (and three other things) on my Sesame Street 2025 wall calendar, even

Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 17h

it's fun to think about how the media just reported that half of all posts about Cracker Barrel came from bots as they write about how many definitely extant human beings are currently outraged about the halftime show of a football game that will not air for like four entire months

Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 18h

somebody is, right this second, trying to convince The Rock to run a UFL game against the Super Bowl with like Creed at halftime and mysterious financial backing

Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 17h

my mom was just telling me about staying up late with my little brother to watch a 1996 playoff game where he wouldn't let her move lest she jinx them

Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 17h

"we're looking at potentially Kitten Halftime Show on Animal Planet type numbers here, Dwayne."

Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 18h

coming by the adult bris and asking if anyone is gonna eat that

Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 18h

Ogdenville Operators vs the Brockway BattleStars, originating from the North Haverbrook Municipal Arena

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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 18h

somebody is, right this second, trying to convince The Rock to run a UFL game against the Super Bowl with like Creed at halftime and mysterious financial backing

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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 18h

my son and I have different circumcision statuses and are both quietly watching slippers being made on an episode of How It's Made so riddle me that, bobby

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 19h

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 18h

making a custom Joe Flacco jersey representing every team he's ever played for and winding up going full Roy G Bivolo

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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 19h

1999 Mankind/Rock Halftime Heat empty arena match

Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 19h

John Darnielle, Josh Ritter, the Boss

Emily, a Two-Shoes-Gooder @rebelmusicteach.bsky.social · 4d

I also need to know: I am fairly middle-of-the-road on Taylor Swift but someone I know called her the Greatest Living Lyricist. She is not.

Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?

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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 19h

Dana Delaney doubling him up without cracking five grand

Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 20h

James Bond short story grudgingly vaguely adapted into a movie title

Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 21h

she generally only called me on my birthday or if somebody had died. it wasn't my birthday and somebody pretty much had.

Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 21h

every time I see this I vividly remember my late grandmother calling me right after this aired to ask if I had watched it and to call Wolf "a disgrace"

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21h

Wolf being absolutely destroyed in Jeopardy by Andy Richter

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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 22h

I have a Phillies hat I wear from time to time and I gotta say that I've met more genuinely pleasant and wildly enthusiastic people with it on than any other hat I've got (excepting maybe a Whalers one. old guys love the Whale)

Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 1d

I grew up in a late 90s Yankees house in much the same way some people grew up in late 90s Christian houses and it took me a long time to see the light, which is that Big Papi is the greatest

James G @orth.ca · 1d

Vladdy: "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"

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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 1d

there's got to be some way to start one of these headlines to not make me think Oh God He's Dead until I'm well passed the comma after his age. like a Don't Worry! or a leading happy face. give me something.

Boy Meets World's William Daniels, 98, to join costar Danielle Fishel on DWTS

F-F-F-Feeny!

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