There's Magic In The Air Budd Dwyer
@airbudddwyer.bsky.social
professional dad. sometimes artist.
there's several things in the rules about conspiracy, accepting bribes, racketeering, mail fraud, and perjury but there's nothing that says a dog can't be treasurer.
there's several things in the rules about conspiracy, accepting bribes, racketeering, mail fraud, and perjury but there's nothing that says a dog can't be treasurer.
incredible sales velocity on this "pay $118 for all the Borderlands games" Humble Bundle so far here
December 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
incredible sales velocity on this "pay $118 for all the Borderlands games" Humble Bundle so far here
for close to a month now I have thought about cutting up garlic with a lightsaber every time I cook
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
December 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
for close to a month now I have thought about cutting up garlic with a lightsaber every time I cook
I'm now getting Facebook glasses POV reels from a guy who challenges people to games of Connect 4 on the street and that's actually the only reason this product should exist
somehow my Instagram reels algo is like seventy percent Russian guys using those Facebook glasses to film things like the tires rolling off their cars while hollering and I think that's the only solid use case for them
December 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I'm now getting Facebook glasses POV reels from a guy who challenges people to games of Connect 4 on the street and that's actually the only reason this product should exist
just bought something from a site that absolutely for sure accidentally coded a sale as fifty dollars off when they meant fifty percent and now we wait to see if they notice
December 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
just bought something from a site that absolutely for sure accidentally coded a sale as fifty dollars off when they meant fifty percent and now we wait to see if they notice
Reginald Barclay walking into his quarters and going "computer: friend! who talks to me" towards the wall sconce that prints on-demand sandwiches
AI is marketed to people who can't get their way out of a jam in an '80s sitcom
December 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Reginald Barclay walking into his quarters and going "computer: friend! who talks to me" towards the wall sconce that prints on-demand sandwiches
so close to buying a fifteen dollar denim jacket branded for a video game nobody remembers fondly modeled by a woman who seems to be emoting "really? that much? huh"
December 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
so close to buying a fifteen dollar denim jacket branded for a video game nobody remembers fondly modeled by a woman who seems to be emoting "really? that much? huh"
Grainger hitting me with the "you know this mf sticky as hell" targeted ad
December 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Grainger hitting me with the "you know this mf sticky as hell" targeted ad
DR BEES: our proprietary Stinging You With A Thousand Bee treatment gives you all the benefits of being stung by a thousand bees
BRYCE: well, buzz buzz, brother
BRYCE: well, buzz buzz, brother
With normie blood/ with blood sucked thru a soda machine, mixed with Red dye #5 and natural cherry flavoring, then put back into booodstream
December 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
DR BEES: our proprietary Stinging You With A Thousand Bee treatment gives you all the benefits of being stung by a thousand bees
BRYCE: well, buzz buzz, brother
BRYCE: well, buzz buzz, brother
middle child is out, littlest child is napping; it's time to show my oldest Home Alone
December 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
middle child is out, littlest child is napping; it's time to show my oldest Home Alone
every unsolicited drawing tips video online is an unreasonably confident guy like Don't Draw Fingers Like They're Five Identical Rectangular Buildings [big red X over a drawing of a hand] Draw Fingers Like This [second worst drawing of a hand you've seen in 40 seconds but a green check over it]
December 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
every unsolicited drawing tips video online is an unreasonably confident guy like Don't Draw Fingers Like They're Five Identical Rectangular Buildings [big red X over a drawing of a hand] Draw Fingers Like This [second worst drawing of a hand you've seen in 40 seconds but a green check over it]
the amount of obviously AI Instagram reels that are like Toddler Says Something Cute mean it is an even stupider idea to post pictures of your kid than ever before
December 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
the amount of obviously AI Instagram reels that are like Toddler Says Something Cute mean it is an even stupider idea to post pictures of your kid than ever before
Reposted by There's Magic In The Air Budd Dwyer
I think this rules
Wake Up | Rage Against the Machine cover | ft. Sophia Urista
YouTube video by Brass Against
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I think this rules
watching this now and the entire thing is written For The Parents. stinks. absolutely death with my kids. sitting silently.
this is obviously a me problem but it drives me crazy when Sesame Street does timely parodies of non-child media because I live with three small people who ask me what's funny whenever I laugh at anything
December 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
watching this now and the entire thing is written For The Parents. stinks. absolutely death with my kids. sitting silently.
last night one of my neighbors puked so loud that my wife thought it was me somewhere inside our house
December 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
last night one of my neighbors puked so loud that my wife thought it was me somewhere inside our house
my wife and I talk about this lady from the Times' swing voter goof troop pretty often because the concept of Ina Garten's nakedly evil twin is so fertile
December 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
my wife and I talk about this lady from the Times' swing voter goof troop pretty often because the concept of Ina Garten's nakedly evil twin is so fertile
Hey, artist! Quote with your red art!
December 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Hey, artist! Quote with your red art!
the most dated things about Home Alone are the landlines and that it was written in the early Simpsons zone where it was still okay to be like "the police are sort of useless doofuses"
December 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
the most dated things about Home Alone are the landlines and that it was written in the early Simpsons zone where it was still okay to be like "the police are sort of useless doofuses"
kind of fun reading contemporary European accounts of viking raids where they're all "these absolute maniacs came and just wrecked shop every year and then started not leaving" and then like five hundred years later the same guys sail to America and are like "obviously these losers think we're Gods"
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
kind of fun reading contemporary European accounts of viking raids where they're all "these absolute maniacs came and just wrecked shop every year and then started not leaving" and then like five hundred years later the same guys sail to America and are like "obviously these losers think we're Gods"
dreamed I was at a Christmas pageant that opened with a Ray Liotta GoodFellas voiceover describing how to make a "Sloppy Josephine" and then immediately slammed into the full version of the theme to Cheers, so, yeah, I'd say the new medication is working
December 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
dreamed I was at a Christmas pageant that opened with a Ray Liotta GoodFellas voiceover describing how to make a "Sloppy Josephine" and then immediately slammed into the full version of the theme to Cheers, so, yeah, I'd say the new medication is working
I started that Rise & Fall of the Galactic Empire and sort of glazed over the footnote numbers as I read the first chapter and then cracked up when they went to citations like "conversation with C-3PO"
December 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I started that Rise & Fall of the Galactic Empire and sort of glazed over the footnote numbers as I read the first chapter and then cracked up when they went to citations like "conversation with C-3PO"
we gotta retire the Star Wars advent calendar until Lego gets rid of whoever pitched A Robot Dentist Chair for day five
December 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
we gotta retire the Star Wars advent calendar until Lego gets rid of whoever pitched A Robot Dentist Chair for day five
watching a German game show where two nerds try to cut objects perfectly in half and my kids are fully into in spite of zero people in this room speaking German
December 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
watching a German game show where two nerds try to cut objects perfectly in half and my kids are fully into in spite of zero people in this room speaking German
if you x-ray this thing you'll discover that they simply had the hands of chopped-up enemies of football bronzed
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
if you x-ray this thing you'll discover that they simply had the hands of chopped-up enemies of football bronzed
when one of my kids was super little my wife watched a bunch of a streaming show where John McEnroe played the internal monologue of a teenage girl and I feel like there's a non zero chance I just dreamed it
December 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
when one of my kids was super little my wife watched a bunch of a streaming show where John McEnroe played the internal monologue of a teenage girl and I feel like there's a non zero chance I just dreamed it