Rock Me Amadeus Ex Machina
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the winter of our diss content
[think about what to eat for lunch] ME: how about a little chick-en the soupey?
MY WIFE: I'm leaving you
MY WIFE: I'm leaving you
February 19, 2026 at 12:34 AM
[think about what to eat for lunch] ME: how about a little chick-en the soupey?
MY WIFE: I'm leaving you
MY WIFE: I'm leaving you
Hey guys! FOX Sports reached out to me a bit ago for help with their Seahawks list for their Daily Ranker feature. Should be dropping today! Hope you guys like it I put a lot of thought into it!
February 19, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Hey guys! FOX Sports reached out to me a bit ago for help with their Seahawks list for their Daily Ranker feature. Should be dropping today! Hope you guys like it I put a lot of thought into it!
Wyatt Teller you're going to love shopping at the Kirkland Costco.
February 18, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Wyatt Teller you're going to love shopping at the Kirkland Costco.
Anyone here willing to lend me a couple bucks for a little bit? Something I've always wanted to buy just became available but payday is the 27th.
February 18, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Anyone here willing to lend me a couple bucks for a little bit? Something I've always wanted to buy just became available but payday is the 27th.
Mackenzie Scott time to take a giant cartoon mallet to that piggy bank
February 18, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Mackenzie Scott time to take a giant cartoon mallet to that piggy bank
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btw I went to the official rulebook provided by the Federation International du Ski about the rules of cross-country
and it turns out there are, in fact, no rules that a dog can't play cross-country skiing
and it turns out there are, in fact, no rules that a dog can't play cross-country skiing
February 18, 2026 at 5:22 PM
btw I went to the official rulebook provided by the Federation International du Ski about the rules of cross-country
and it turns out there are, in fact, no rules that a dog can't play cross-country skiing
and it turns out there are, in fact, no rules that a dog can't play cross-country skiing
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OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
February 18, 2026 at 2:49 AM
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
my response when someone asks where the greatest city in the world is
February 17, 2026 at 12:24 AM
my response when someone asks where the greatest city in the world is
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
February 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
Scratch-made chicken noodle soup on a rainy day >>>>>>>
February 16, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Scratch-made chicken noodle soup on a rainy day >>>>>>>
well, uh, good luck with that
Schultz: Tua Tagovailoa remains cut candidate but Dolphins would prefer to find trade partner.
February 16, 2026 at 4:57 PM
well, uh, good luck with that
Wishing you a Very Merry Hope It Happens this President's Day
February 16, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Wishing you a Very Merry Hope It Happens this President's Day
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Breaking: Macdonald’s bringing back the Macfleury idk
February 15, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Breaking: Macdonald’s bringing back the Macfleury idk
....Brian Fleury???
February 15, 2026 at 10:26 PM
....Brian Fleury???
i dunno if you guys remember this but last week the seattle seahawks won a little football game called the super bowl
February 15, 2026 at 9:24 PM
i dunno if you guys remember this but last week the seattle seahawks won a little football game called the super bowl
wow the hate from @jacsonbevens.bsky.social totally vindicated and justified
Just finding out now that the CEO of Chuck E Cheese is mentioned in the Epstein Files
February 15, 2026 at 8:39 PM
wow the hate from @jacsonbevens.bsky.social totally vindicated and justified
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Happy Valentine’s Day
February 14, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day
2026 Seahawks going to go 20-0 with every game being some variation of 17-6.
OC doesn’t really matter if the Seahawks plan to keep beating offenses with hammers every snap.
February 13, 2026 at 9:36 PM
2026 Seahawks going to go 20-0 with every game being some variation of 17-6.
Happy Seventeen Point Five Million Dollar Guaranteed Vesting Day to Super Bowl champion Sam Darnold, or as I like to call it, Friday the 13th.
February 13, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Happy Seventeen Point Five Million Dollar Guaranteed Vesting Day to Super Bowl champion Sam Darnold, or as I like to call it, Friday the 13th.
finally i can leave my unwatered live christmas tree next to my arcing outlet in peace for a bit
Note: The social media person is taking a planned vacation next week. Recalls will go out on Thursday as is the custom but subscribe for recall emails so you don't miss them. The social media person will be *absolutely unreachable* and any content you see from our accounts will be pre-scheduled.
February 13, 2026 at 3:48 PM
finally i can leave my unwatered live christmas tree next to my arcing outlet in peace for a bit
The season just ended less than a week ago and we're already getting far-too-early power rankings.
15 Top Class Big Titty Wives
February 13, 2026 at 3:37 PM
The season just ended less than a week ago and we're already getting far-too-early power rankings.
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Good night, Bluesky!
Seattle from space:
📸NASA
Seattle from space:
📸NASA
February 12, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Good night, Bluesky!
Seattle from space:
📸NASA
Seattle from space:
📸NASA
Because my brain is extremely healthy and sturdy, I am eventually going to meld Darnold's post SB moment with Love and Jones' celebrate treatise as follows:
"If you got anything to say about my lil pick in the Supey, then I got two words for ya: FUCK YOU!"
"If you got anything to say about my lil pick in the Supey, then I got two words for ya: FUCK YOU!"
February 13, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Because my brain is extremely healthy and sturdy, I am eventually going to meld Darnold's post SB moment with Love and Jones' celebrate treatise as follows:
"If you got anything to say about my lil pick in the Supey, then I got two words for ya: FUCK YOU!"
"If you got anything to say about my lil pick in the Supey, then I got two words for ya: FUCK YOU!"