Cooterdoodle
@cooterdoodle.bsky.social
Fantasy Life staff writer. I hit a hole in one in 2012 and no one is talking about it. #StartShart
“The One Where Joey Gets a Turkey Stuck On His Head”
Player prop parlays for Thanksgiving NFL Games
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Player prop parlays for Thanksgiving NFL Games
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Turkey Legs: Five Longshot Player Prop Parlays For Thanksgiving NFL Games
Want to inject a little more spice into your Thanksgiving? Cooterdoodle has five longshot player prop parlays to keep you awake through all the tryptophan.
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November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
“The One Where Joey Gets a Turkey Stuck On His Head”
Player prop parlays for Thanksgiving NFL Games
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Player prop parlays for Thanksgiving NFL Games
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40% off any tier of FantasyLife+ for 12 big ole months
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40% off any tier of FantasyLife+ for 12 big ole months
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Fantasy Life | Your Home for Fantasy & Sports Betting
Fantasy Life keeps you up to date on all of the latest NFL news, fantasy analysis, sports betting tips, and hot topics around the fantasy watercooler.
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November 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
DEALS DEALS DEALS
40% off any tier of FantasyLife+ for 12 big ole months
Code: BF40
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40% off any tier of FantasyLife+ for 12 big ole months
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Speaking as a completely third party objective with absolutely no personal interest in the matter, throw the fucking ball to Rashid Shaheed.
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Speaking as a completely third party objective with absolutely no personal interest in the matter, throw the fucking ball to Rashid Shaheed.
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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The anytime TD scorers you'd never expect! What are you scared of?
Scared money don't make money. @cooterdoodle.bsky.social's favorite scared money bet of the week 🤑
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Scared money don't make money. @cooterdoodle.bsky.social's favorite scared money bet of the week 🤑
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November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The anytime TD scorers you'd never expect! What are you scared of?
Scared money don't make money. @cooterdoodle.bsky.social's favorite scared money bet of the week 🤑
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Scared money don't make money. @cooterdoodle.bsky.social's favorite scared money bet of the week 🤑
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Here are 9 players that are better than waivers to scoop up before the trade deadline.
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Fantasy Football Trade Deadline: The 9 Best Players to Buy Now
Trade deadlines are here! Time to make your move(s) before your leaguemates raid the bottom-dwellers' rosters!
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November 20, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Here are 9 players that are better than waivers to scoop up before the trade deadline.
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Rashid Shaheed watching his QB throw multiple interceptions
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Rashid Shaheed watching his QB throw multiple interceptions
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Jameis going FULL send this week? Bet on it! 👐
Scared money don't make money. @cooterdoodle.bsky.social's favorite scared money bet of the week 🤑
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Scared money don't make money. @cooterdoodle.bsky.social's favorite scared money bet of the week 🤑
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November 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Jameis going FULL send this week? Bet on it! 👐
Scared money don't make money. @cooterdoodle.bsky.social's favorite scared money bet of the week 🤑
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Scared money don't make money. @cooterdoodle.bsky.social's favorite scared money bet of the week 🤑
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“His matchup is terrible. His offense is in shambles. And guess what? I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!”
Jameis Winston Is Inevitable +1500
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Jameis Winston Is Inevitable +1500
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Scared Money: Welcome to Jameis Winston Week, A.J. Brown's Angst, and More
Jameis Winston is inevitable — and we're all in. Plus, how to cash in on A.J. Brown's angst, Justin Jefferson's annoyance... and more!
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November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
“His matchup is terrible. His offense is in shambles. And guess what? I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!”
Jameis Winston Is Inevitable +1500
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Jameis Winston Is Inevitable +1500
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I refuse to admit that I am a cat person.
But everyday, as I walk into the house, I say “kitty kittyyyy” and the kitty says “ptddtdtdtd” and I say “I love you kitty” and life is good.
But everyday, as I walk into the house, I say “kitty kittyyyy” and the kitty says “ptddtdtdtd” and I say “I love you kitty” and life is good.
November 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I refuse to admit that I am a cat person.
But everyday, as I walk into the house, I say “kitty kittyyyy” and the kitty says “ptddtdtdtd” and I say “I love you kitty” and life is good.
But everyday, as I walk into the house, I say “kitty kittyyyy” and the kitty says “ptddtdtdtd” and I say “I love you kitty” and life is good.
Today’s presentation is titled “Why I Traded Away TreVeyon Henderson Three Weeks Ago”
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Today’s presentation is titled “Why I Traded Away TreVeyon Henderson Three Weeks Ago”
watching TreVeyon Henderson on another man’s team when I was the one who drafted him and played him through the dark times
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
watching TreVeyon Henderson on another man’s team when I was the one who drafted him and played him through the dark times
Fantasy managers that have to start Jameis Winston this week aren’t “desperate for a starting QB”, they’re fricken cool and the probably most funnest guys in the whole wide world
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Fantasy managers that have to start Jameis Winston this week aren’t “desperate for a starting QB”, they’re fricken cool and the probably most funnest guys in the whole wide world
Reminding my league every Tuesday that I’m at the bottom of the leader board because I’m 1st in Points Against.
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Reminding my league every Tuesday that I’m at the bottom of the leader board because I’m 1st in Points Against.
everyone is so fucking short sighted thinking that Jalen Hurts will use the tush push against the packers tonight. the true power play is for Jordan Love to score with the tush push and if you disagree you don’t know poetry, you don’t know art, and you don’t know fuckin ball
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
everyone is so fucking short sighted thinking that Jalen Hurts will use the tush push against the packers tonight. the true power play is for Jordan Love to score with the tush push and if you disagree you don’t know poetry, you don’t know art, and you don’t know fuckin ball
so I traded away TreVeyon Henderson in a fit of desperation two weeks and the group chat is going to unfortunately fucking shred me over it but I’ll just remind them of the fact that I fucked their mom last night
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
so I traded away TreVeyon Henderson in a fit of desperation two weeks and the group chat is going to unfortunately fucking shred me over it but I’ll just remind them of the fact that I fucked their mom last night
When Rashid Shaheed scores today
November 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
When Rashid Shaheed scores today
“Sure, sex is fun and all … but have you ever wished for a 50+yard Rashid Shaheed TD and gotten it?”
Bread & Butter +1800
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Bread & Butter +1800
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Week 10 Scared Money: New Team, Same Deep Shots With Rashid Shaheed
It's time for cooterdoodle to drop the Scared Money Bets for Week 10, featuring a big bet on crowd favorite Rashid Shaheed and a 13-leg parlay.
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November 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
“Sure, sex is fun and all … but have you ever wished for a 50+yard Rashid Shaheed TD and gotten it?”
Bread & Butter +1800
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Bread & Butter +1800
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Went to bed 1-8, woke up 6-2! 🥳
Scared money don't make money. @cooterdoodle.bsky.social's favorite scared money bet of the week 🤑
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Scared money don't make money. @cooterdoodle.bsky.social's favorite scared money bet of the week 🤑
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November 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Went to bed 1-8, woke up 6-2! 🥳
Scared money don't make money. @cooterdoodle.bsky.social's favorite scared money bet of the week 🤑
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Scared money don't make money. @cooterdoodle.bsky.social's favorite scared money bet of the week 🤑
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Just realized I’m playing against my husband in my home league this week
November 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Just realized I’m playing against my husband in my home league this week
the dichotomy of woman
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
the dichotomy of woman
damn… the ghost of Rashid Shaheed follows me everywhere I go
November 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
damn… the ghost of Rashid Shaheed follows me everywhere I go