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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 10h

and maybe I’ll high five the ref idk

Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 10h

making use of my free will by wearing a NY Giants shirt to my kids soccer game today all because a silly little QB and RB rookie duo made TNF fun again

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Matthew Berry’s Fantasy Life @mbfantasylife.bsky.social · 1d

Where the "old heads" at?!

Scared money don't make money. @cooterdoodle.bsky.social’s favorite scared money bet of the week 🤑

(Sponsored by Draft Kings)

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 11h

Dr. Malcom’s Warning +6577

Your NFL playcallers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 1d

Cam Skattebo is the type of guy to scream “last one to the couch is a rotten egg” as he tramples over your furniture, I just know it.

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 1d

Brian Daboll shouldn’t even be going into the blue tent but this is actually a pretty classic example of a forbidden love trope

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 1d

As I watched the Eagles tush push 4 times in a row, I couldn’t help but wonder… would i ever find a man that could last long enough for 4 pushes in m-

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 1d

FOUR CONSECUTIVE TUSH PUSHES I LOVE SURPISES

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 1d

angel numbers

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 3d

The Saints’ win percentage

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 3d

Waking up to see that my husband spent $61 FAAB on Kimani Vidal … AND $61 FAAB on Hassan Haskins

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 4d

If you roster CMC in redraft, what’s a trade offer you’d be willing to accept for him?

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 4d

Through 5 weeks:

- Isaac TeSlaa has more touchdowns than AJ Brown

- Tory Horton has more touchdowns than Marvin Harrison Jr.

- Your mom has taken more sacks than Cam Ward

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 4d

8-2 in Scott Fish Bowl
8-2 in the Fantasy Life dynasty league

1-4 in home league

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 5d

If you don’t have league mates that will leave you 67-second long voicemails talking trash about TreVeyon Henderson’s usage, only to end it with “Now, trade him to me”, you’ve never lived.