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Kiri, She/They, ≥30
Probably 18+ idk man I make cum jokes.

I need to become Even Less Marketable
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Updated rules: I'm blocking everyone who follows me who doesn't either A) Reply to my posts B) Is "followed by someone you follow" or C) Otherwise lacks any information that tells me they're probably actually here for me and not weird spam reasons. Why is Bluesky spam the most insane kind idgi
I shouldn't let my wife watch ygo videos with me. She just said "witch of the black forest ham"
January 16, 2026 at 9:13 AM
*watches Thought Emporium do a reverse NileRed* "I see, it is now my life's mission to kill all billionaires"
January 16, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Looking at makeplayingcards and wondering "which of these card stocks smell the most like pokemon"
January 16, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Worse. It's a talkshow.
As the world burns, let's get one thing straight. A video podcast is just a TV show.
January 16, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"
January 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
People who do physical art sales need to sell prints in mtg card size, that is my take
January 16, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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vertical shmups have names like "Understated Sadness" and sidescrolling shmups have names like "Glorbian"
January 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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Why do people under 25 describe themselves with the same words as this packet of deli ham
January 13, 2026 at 5:30 AM
At the point in void stranger where I'm making new letters cause I can't figure out the bit placement on these fuckin runes
January 15, 2026 at 9:28 AM
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January 15, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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I went to my usual food cart and my guy handed me a rice platter with an unknown meat

"What meat is this?" I asked
"Clive Rosfield 4k lactation w/sound + jiggle physics my friend" he responded

I started eating right away, comfortably knowing that I was consuming GOAT
January 14, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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sone of u would immediately fold
January 14, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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doth thou trust thee
January 14, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Everyone's favorite mechsploitation writer posting this is going to save a good handful of rail thin submissives I think
For 2026, no matter what kind of personal style or vibe you're going for, you have to get at least a little chubby with it
January 14, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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For 2026, no matter what kind of personal style or vibe you're going for, you have to get at least a little chubby with it
January 1, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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I can now say I have speedran the Monkey Ball Boob Levels (on emulator with slight slowdown cause Vita3K is still finnicky)
January 14, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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was not expecting the introduction section on the dilbert wikipedia to conclude quite this brutally holy SHIT
January 14, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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thanks for reading !!!
December 21, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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January 13, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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The dentist: "so how is life going"
January 13, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Started watching a yt series where a ygo player introduces a mtg player to cards and, among other things depending on the vid, tries to get him to guess if the card has ever been banned before, and its actually teaching me some things about ygo

Most importantly, I learned Vengeful Bog Spirit exists
January 14, 2026 at 12:50 AM
As it should be. Not for the normal reasons but because imagine making games about the Imperium while working with The Heresies.
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 2d
Warhammer maker Games Workshop has banned the use of AI in its content production and its design process, insisting that none of its senior managers are currently excited about the technology. https://bit.ly/49xT9Xl
January 14, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Another insane screenshot on the RetroAchievements pages
January 13, 2026 at 11:58 PM