Liam
@jazzyfuture.bsky.social
F-Zero guy. Birb enthusiast. Now mainly on here.
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Liam
@jazzyfuture.bsky.social
· Jan 1
2026 MEDIA THREAD
Also probably a preview to my devious schemes and plans for the new year.
Also probably a preview to my devious schemes and plans for the new year.
I think more asym games would succeed if more of them let you REVERT TO AN EGG, AND BURY YOURSELF UNDERGROUND FOR 3 YEARS. THERE, YOUR FORM MATURES.
Playing Cell like a psychopath
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February 4, 2026 at 7:37 AM
I think more asym games would succeed if more of them let you REVERT TO AN EGG, AND BURY YOURSELF UNDERGROUND FOR 3 YEARS. THERE, YOUR FORM MATURES.
F-Zero fans had 2 holy grails of lost video games, Nintendo handed us one of them on a paper plate to fiend over like the nerds we are, and then it's just also filled with people going "ERM, WHO EVEN WANTED THIS? THE VIRTUAL BOY SUCKS!"
February 4, 2026 at 6:41 AM
F-Zero fans had 2 holy grails of lost video games, Nintendo handed us one of them on a paper plate to fiend over like the nerds we are, and then it's just also filled with people going "ERM, WHO EVEN WANTED THIS? THE VIRTUAL BOY SUCKS!"
Anyways I have preordered the literal cardboard that will let me play Zero Racers so that'll be fun
February 4, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Anyways I have preordered the literal cardboard that will let me play Zero Racers so that'll be fun
It'll be very interesting to see all people being like "hmm, yes, Air Riders outsold CrossWorlds because of a statement from October" when Sega actually drops their financial report in like 10 days
February 4, 2026 at 12:47 AM
It'll be very interesting to see all people being like "hmm, yes, Air Riders outsold CrossWorlds because of a statement from October" when Sega actually drops their financial report in like 10 days
Some of the quotes here being like "lol they must have changed plans" confuse me, like did you actually look at the two
February 3, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Some of the quotes here being like "lol they must have changed plans" confuse me, like did you actually look at the two
More ports of old games should have options for completely newly arranged soundtracks
February 3, 2026 at 9:49 PM
More ports of old games should have options for completely newly arranged soundtracks
Still fucked up that the Switch 2 Pro Controller is a massive improvement over the Switch 1 Pro Controller in every way, a controller I already liked, EXCEPT the dpad still sucks fucking ass so I use the SNES NSO controller for any 2D games on Switch still
February 3, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Still fucked up that the Switch 2 Pro Controller is a massive improvement over the Switch 1 Pro Controller in every way, a controller I already liked, EXCEPT the dpad still sucks fucking ass so I use the SNES NSO controller for any 2D games on Switch still
I think something that annoys me the most is "erm, Virtual Boy games weren't good 30 years ago, why would I want to play them now, the only one worth playing is Wario Land" cause like none of that is true
February 3, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I think something that annoys me the most is "erm, Virtual Boy games weren't good 30 years ago, why would I want to play them now, the only one worth playing is Wario Land" cause like none of that is true
If either Tangle or Whisper are voiced by Karen Strassman I think that'll legally count as a hate crime by Sega
February 3, 2026 at 7:07 PM
If either Tangle or Whisper are voiced by Karen Strassman I think that'll legally count as a hate crime by Sega
The amount of NSO screenshots I see where people don't turn off the "how to open the suspend menu" prompt at the bottom in 2026 is shocking to me. 8 years of these apps and you never looked in the settings?
February 3, 2026 at 10:36 AM
The amount of NSO screenshots I see where people don't turn off the "how to open the suspend menu" prompt at the bottom in 2026 is shocking to me. 8 years of these apps and you never looked in the settings?
I really do wonder what the percentage of bundle vs non-bundle Mario Kart World sales are, I'm really curious how well 80 dollar Mario Kart is working for them
February 3, 2026 at 9:07 AM
I really do wonder what the percentage of bundle vs non-bundle Mario Kart World sales are, I'm really curious how well 80 dollar Mario Kart is working for them
Need Nintendo to release more than 5 second of Zero Racers footage immediately
February 3, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Need Nintendo to release more than 5 second of Zero Racers footage immediately
Decided to try out that weird Dreamcast "port" of Daytona USA that people don't seem to like as much and I gotta say
I think the worst thing about this game is the fact the music is mixed kinda quiet
I think the worst thing about this game is the fact the music is mixed kinda quiet
February 3, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Decided to try out that weird Dreamcast "port" of Daytona USA that people don't seem to like as much and I gotta say
I think the worst thing about this game is the fact the music is mixed kinda quiet
I think the worst thing about this game is the fact the music is mixed kinda quiet
BREAKING: Leaked footage of the Dusk movie by David Szymanski and Mark Fischbach
February 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
BREAKING: Leaked footage of the Dusk movie by David Szymanski and Mark Fischbach
Hoping the Iron Lung movie doing so well means we get Markiplier bunny hopping around, doing backflips and shooting the KKK with a double barrelled shotgun in a Dusk movie
February 2, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Hoping the Iron Lung movie doing so well means we get Markiplier bunny hopping around, doing backflips and shooting the KKK with a double barrelled shotgun in a Dusk movie
"Right wing grifters are mad at Tomodachi Life 3 having more options because they learned what to hate from the group of super pedophiles who came up with microtransactions" is a fucking inane sentence and yet that's how you can sum up the past week
February 2, 2026 at 7:08 AM
"Right wing grifters are mad at Tomodachi Life 3 having more options because they learned what to hate from the group of super pedophiles who came up with microtransactions" is a fucking inane sentence and yet that's how you can sum up the past week
The announcement for NiGHTS, AiAi, Tangle and Whisper was like 2 days after the Ichiban Festival ended so we probably get the next batch of free characters revealed in like the last week of February
February 1, 2026 at 10:54 AM
The announcement for NiGHTS, AiAi, Tangle and Whisper was like 2 days after the Ichiban Festival ended so we probably get the next batch of free characters revealed in like the last week of February
People who don't count Bowser's Fury as a 3D Mario game that released after Odyssey will get really mad at you if you don't consider a SNES game with extra tracks and multiplayer a new game
February 1, 2026 at 8:25 AM
People who don't count Bowser's Fury as a 3D Mario game that released after Odyssey will get really mad at you if you don't consider a SNES game with extra tracks and multiplayer a new game
"Weird Al" Yankin-vic
February 1, 2026 at 6:16 AM
"Weird Al" Yankin-vic
Shaderglass is very nice
February 1, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Shaderglass is very nice
GoldSrc level design
Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
February 1, 2026 at 3:04 AM
GoldSrc level design
"The most evil parts of video games were thought up by pedophiles who can't spell" was a joke a few days ago
February 1, 2026 at 1:43 AM
"The most evil parts of video games were thought up by pedophiles who can't spell" was a joke a few days ago
Yeah that's cool skyway just do that that's awesome
February 1, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Yeah that's cool skyway just do that that's awesome
Really hate those "WHAT NINTENDO FRANCHISES DO YOU HAVE NO ATTACHMENT TO" interaction bait posts cause it makes it really hard to find fanart if you like anything more niche than like, Zelda
January 31, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Really hate those "WHAT NINTENDO FRANCHISES DO YOU HAVE NO ATTACHMENT TO" interaction bait posts cause it makes it really hard to find fanart if you like anything more niche than like, Zelda
Anyways in lighter topics, has anyone made a CrossWorlds mod that gives Sketchog Tails his dumb stupid rectangle head yet?
January 31, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Anyways in lighter topics, has anyone made a CrossWorlds mod that gives Sketchog Tails his dumb stupid rectangle head yet?