phantasmAgaric 🍄
@lalonde.bsky.social
native tocharian b speaker. mycorrhizal mech pilot prodigy. the earth sphere's foremost eunuch rights activist
this is going to sound really stupid coming from a bitch that has spent the last seven years stealth to the best of her knowledge but i really wish that i trusted that i passed tbqh
December 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
this is going to sound really stupid coming from a bitch that has spent the last seven years stealth to the best of her knowledge but i really wish that i trusted that i passed tbqh
basically my philosophy is that this is all
leading to a day 10000 years from now where humanity will be reduced to a single desert island inhabited by one reddit trans catgirl and one tumblr flower crown trans boy
leading to a day 10000 years from now where humanity will be reduced to a single desert island inhabited by one reddit trans catgirl and one tumblr flower crown trans boy
December 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
basically my philosophy is that this is all
leading to a day 10000 years from now where humanity will be reduced to a single desert island inhabited by one reddit trans catgirl and one tumblr flower crown trans boy
leading to a day 10000 years from now where humanity will be reduced to a single desert island inhabited by one reddit trans catgirl and one tumblr flower crown trans boy
quick trip back to the family home after action report:
-free lunch devoured
-gunpla transported
-contact lenses acquired
-somewhat longer-than-anticipated discussions of my early childhood engaged in
-sushi cuddled
-successful extraction (120 minutes behind mission schedule)
-free lunch devoured
-gunpla transported
-contact lenses acquired
-somewhat longer-than-anticipated discussions of my early childhood engaged in
-sushi cuddled
-successful extraction (120 minutes behind mission schedule)
December 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
quick trip back to the family home after action report:
-free lunch devoured
-gunpla transported
-contact lenses acquired
-somewhat longer-than-anticipated discussions of my early childhood engaged in
-sushi cuddled
-successful extraction (120 minutes behind mission schedule)
-free lunch devoured
-gunpla transported
-contact lenses acquired
-somewhat longer-than-anticipated discussions of my early childhood engaged in
-sushi cuddled
-successful extraction (120 minutes behind mission schedule)
does anyone have a theory of where this kind of creature comes from or what you actually do with them. genuinely hard to wrap my head around this kind of entity actually taking up physical and social space somewhere in the world
some aviator-frame degenerate who exclusively uses this website to reply to nudes of trans women and femboys with "so hot" and "id suck it" followed me so i really need a palate cleanser to keep the bisexuality intact.
December 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
does anyone have a theory of where this kind of creature comes from or what you actually do with them. genuinely hard to wrap my head around this kind of entity actually taking up physical and social space somewhere in the world
Reposted by phantasmAgaric 🍄
okay. let P = phan be a maths linguist and Q = phan being Like This. if phan were not a maths linguist she would not be Like This (¬P ⟹ ¬Q). as phan is Like This we can prove by contraposition that she is a maths linguist (Q ⟹ P □)
December 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
okay. let P = phan be a maths linguist and Q = phan being Like This. if phan were not a maths linguist she would not be Like This (¬P ⟹ ¬Q). as phan is Like This we can prove by contraposition that she is a maths linguist (Q ⟹ P □)
yeah i'm an ml. a maths linguist
yeah i'm an ml. how could you not adhere to the immortal science of matchaism-labubuism
December 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
yeah i'm an ml. a maths linguist
i'm bisexual which means i want to torture char aznable and be tortured by haman karn
do you think it could have been because you channeled all your boykisser tendencies into char aznable
December 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
i'm bisexual which means i want to torture char aznable and be tortured by haman karn
how did it take me a fucking decade after coming out as trans. the fucked up thing is that these were just the jokes i made in public since joining bsky
December 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
how did it take me a fucking decade after coming out as trans. the fucked up thing is that these were just the jokes i made in public since joining bsky
because mel knows NOTHING of legendary black-and-white era slapstick duos and nobody else is cursed with knowing german my really clever and funny off the cuff wordplay will go forever unappreciated
really holding out hope there's a lorbeer und winterhart bit about people confusing the end of wednesday with the middle of the weekend
December 7, 2025 at 12:31 PM
because mel knows NOTHING of legendary black-and-white era slapstick duos and nobody else is cursed with knowing german my really clever and funny off the cuff wordplay will go forever unappreciated
12 troll evil temperament
December 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
12 troll evil temperament
currently making women a lot of curries and stews, which is of course deeply fulfilling. but what if a boy made me a paella
December 7, 2025 at 12:17 PM
currently making women a lot of curries and stews, which is of course deeply fulfilling. but what if a boy made me a paella
yeah i'm an ml. how could you not adhere to the immortal science of matchaism-labubuism
December 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM
yeah i'm an ml. how could you not adhere to the immortal science of matchaism-labubuism
haven't built a single gunpla since i moved out. total ecospiritual collapse is upon us
December 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
haven't built a single gunpla since i moved out. total ecospiritual collapse is upon us
crazy idea here but what if i ordered more medication instead of rationing it for days i'm in the office
December 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
crazy idea here but what if i ordered more medication instead of rationing it for days i'm in the office
inventing a kind of woman i can be sure is or is not into me
December 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
inventing a kind of woman i can be sure is or is not into me
existing in a quantum superposition of being perennially single and having all of my friends wanting to date me
December 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
existing in a quantum superposition of being perennially single and having all of my friends wanting to date me
the only sport trans women have a biological advantage at is modelling
December 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
the only sport trans women have a biological advantage at is modelling
my main conspiracy theory is that they didn't release any of the 9/11 footage for 24 hours because they knew "nine ten" sounded like absolute shit
December 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
my main conspiracy theory is that they didn't release any of the 9/11 footage for 24 hours because they knew "nine ten" sounded like absolute shit
dril 10-episode live action prequel where we find out which of the blowjob brothers sucked the other off first
December 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
dril 10-episode live action prequel where we find out which of the blowjob brothers sucked the other off first
former indigo child burning out after they realise they're never going to bring in the age of aquarius
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
former indigo child burning out after they realise they're never going to bring in the age of aquarius
the main thing i know about transsexuals is that they love calling me "star-touched" in dms
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
the main thing i know about transsexuals is that they love calling me "star-touched" in dms
oh great the fucking dramaslop youtubers are coming after me AGAIN
December 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
oh great the fucking dramaslop youtubers are coming after me AGAIN
casually brought up that i slept four hours last night to a coworker at lunch and he looked at me like one of my eyeballs had just burst out of its socket
December 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
casually brought up that i slept four hours last night to a coworker at lunch and he looked at me like one of my eyeballs had just burst out of its socket
[guy about to invent winter] god i love lying on my bed naked. but what if it cost a billion pounds an hour
December 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
[guy about to invent winter] god i love lying on my bed naked. but what if it cost a billion pounds an hour
flashbanged by the phrase "player-character" in franny and zooey. why did nobody tell me jd salinger was a gamer
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
flashbanged by the phrase "player-character" in franny and zooey. why did nobody tell me jd salinger was a gamer