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phantasmAgaric 🦑

@lalonde.bsky.social

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native tocharian b speaker. mycorrhizal mech pilot prodigy. the earth sphere's foremost eunuch rights activist

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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 8d

yeah i'm fucking bisexual aren't i

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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12h

when her mots are bon >>>>>>>>

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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 14h

also i got to talk about the mahdist state a bunch so that's fun

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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 15h

ughhhhh i am way too cute and charming and funny and smart and in a major metropolitan area for this shit >.<

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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 15h

it's long past their salad days unfortunately

phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 15h

she definitely really wants to read ulysses with me though???

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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 16h

fuck my stupid tranny life >.<

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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 16h

so we clicked really really well and spent six hours together in excited conversation, made it pretty blatant she was into me and incredibly eager at the prospect of seeing me again. on the other hand she implied she was monogamous and kept referring to someone as "kind of her girlfriend",

phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 8d

OH MY GOD I SAW THE BEAUTIFUL GIRL WHO RANTED TO ME FOR FOUR HOURS AT A RAVE ABOUT ALTHUSSER AND SHE RECOGNISED ME AND SHE'S MOVED TO THE CITY AND SHE ASKED ME TO MEET UPPPPPPP

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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 22h

okay the cafe is playing heaven or las vegas i've 100% got this

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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 23h

ma'am yes ma'am! 🫡

phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 23h

hey wait you never showed me,

phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 23h

ok wish me luck!!

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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 1d

this is like the one post on his account that's not about sex or being blocked,

i think my most controversial opinion is that animal abuse isn't as bad as people say it is

phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 1d

this one's actually really inspirational

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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 1d

is this one a mark twain quote or just one of the ones people like to attribute to him

i get bad bitches on tiktok in my dms i can pull a 21-30 year old woman 1000% fuckin bitch cock sex pussy fuck above the ass of cum slut fuckin shit bitch fuck sex dick penis bitch raped blowjob cunt

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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 1d

ambiguous marine invertebrates >>>>>>>> whatever boring shit you're into

Lisa @tuexplorer1.bsky.social · 1d

I thought this may be Poralia before it moved, but those tentacles don't match. I'm drawing a blank with this one. @nautiluslive.org #CookIslands #MarineLife

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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 1d

[ancient greek voice] i'm bisexual which means i'm attracted to women and 14 year olds

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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 1d

yeah why do you think he's not a barrister

phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 1d

yeah sorry. this one's about my cat

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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 1d

Marco Polo - Wikipedia

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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 1d

i have a really good idea for what shape it should be

phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 1d

i just want her to have a perfect beautiful life

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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 1d

my solicitor has advised i not comment on this matter

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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 1d

currently texting her through the mycelial network she's so much funnier than any of you people on this web site

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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 1d

sushiAgaric

sushi cat snuggled with a plush mushroom

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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 1d

saw a video today where a man used a contraption to vigorously shake eggs before boiling them, producing ovals of undifferentiated butter-yellow matter. and i thought wolk was dead

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