phantasmAgaric 🍄
@lalonde.bsky.social
native tocharian b speaker. mycorrhizal mech pilot prodigy. the earth sphere's foremost eunuch rights activist
scrunching up my eyes and focusing on Wanting Something until a single drop of blood rolls gently out of my left nostril
December 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
scrunching up my eyes and focusing on Wanting Something until a single drop of blood rolls gently out of my left nostril
this image is a pretty good litmus test for just about everything worth testing for. do you regard these cones with admiration or disgust?
December 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
this image is a pretty good litmus test for just about everything worth testing for. do you regard these cones with admiration or disgust?
it's so fucking over for me
December 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
it's so fucking over for me
being a landlord these days is impossible. never thanking my "praise kink finsub" tenant for her rent again
December 3, 2025 at 11:05 AM
being a landlord these days is impossible. never thanking my "praise kink finsub" tenant for her rent again
things can literally just be heavy without them being weapons you know. the best weapons are light, breezy; elusive
December 3, 2025 at 9:37 AM
things can literally just be heavy without them being weapons you know. the best weapons are light, breezy; elusive
feel like i've been imparted with a dangerous and unnerving level of baseline dignity
December 3, 2025 at 9:23 AM
feel like i've been imparted with a dangerous and unnerving level of baseline dignity
whenever i read through a thread of computer women talking about computers i feel this overpowering dread that the way i have been using computers for the past two decades is Fundamentally Insufficient
December 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
whenever i read through a thread of computer women talking about computers i feel this overpowering dread that the way i have been using computers for the past two decades is Fundamentally Insufficient
something tells me sitting in my room frantically flicking between pictures of maps and wikipedia pages for 14th century scottish noblemen is one of the few objectively incorrect ways to live
December 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
something tells me sitting in my room frantically flicking between pictures of maps and wikipedia pages for 14th century scottish noblemen is one of the few objectively incorrect ways to live
getting matching "live laugh love" and "front towards enemy" couple's womb tattoos
December 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
getting matching "live laugh love" and "front towards enemy" couple's womb tattoos
does the pope shit in the woods?
November 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
does the pope shit in the woods?
can we have a conversation about bi erasure in queer communities
November 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
can we have a conversation about bi erasure in queer communities
i think if you're older than 32 it should be illegal to talk on public transport
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
i think if you're older than 32 it should be illegal to talk on public transport
"dude this bitch just showed up for the first time in a week, gave me one pet, cleaned my litterbox, and immediately left"
November 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"dude this bitch just showed up for the first time in a week, gave me one pet, cleaned my litterbox, and immediately left"
embarking on a five year programme to eliminate the four pests (femboys, twinks, boymoders, sissies)
November 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
embarking on a five year programme to eliminate the four pests (femboys, twinks, boymoders, sissies)
three glasses is a really productive quantity of wine to ruminate about your romantic prospects on
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
three glasses is a really productive quantity of wine to ruminate about your romantic prospects on
so what does everyone think about qualities and attributes!!!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
so what does everyone think about qualities and attributes!!!!!!
what may initially appear as an interest in cinema is actually deep psychological need for watching jesse plemons getting psychologically ruined in disturbing and unusual ways
November 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
what may initially appear as an interest in cinema is actually deep psychological need for watching jesse plemons getting psychologically ruined in disturbing and unusual ways
Reposted by phantasmAgaric 🍄
can someone come pick me up my cousins are talking in sindarin in the family group chat again
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
can someone come pick me up my cousins are talking in sindarin in the family group chat again
going to a star wars convention and insisting on pronouncing "sith" as if it's gaelic
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 AM
going to a star wars convention and insisting on pronouncing "sith" as if it's gaelic
one of my favourite things to do when talking to americans is to leverage my very un-american accent to feign ignorance of aspects of american culture i'm perfectly familiar with but i think would be interesting or entertaining to hear them explain
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 AM
one of my favourite things to do when talking to americans is to leverage my very un-american accent to feign ignorance of aspects of american culture i'm perfectly familiar with but i think would be interesting or entertaining to hear them explain
@mel.bzky.team doesn't know what chapo trap house is????
November 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
@mel.bzky.team doesn't know what chapo trap house is????
three-quarterzip. for when you want to show a little tummy and still keep it business casual
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
three-quarterzip. for when you want to show a little tummy and still keep it business casual