phantasmAgaric 🍄
@lalonde.bsky.social
native tocharian b speaker. mycorrhizal mech pilot prodigy. the earth sphere's foremost eunuch rights activist
21st century marfanoid tran
December 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
21st century marfanoid tran
i'm pretty sure i'm bisexual because my dad is into women and my mum is into men
December 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
i'm pretty sure i'm bisexual because my dad is into women and my mum is into men
apophatic meditation (deleting files from my eu5 mod until it works again)
December 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
apophatic meditation (deleting files from my eu5 mod until it works again)
going to the maldives for my honeymoon and spending the entire time on the decade-old minecraft superflat server capital island instead of any of the 10,000 romantic luxury atolls
December 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
going to the maldives for my honeymoon and spending the entire time on the decade-old minecraft superflat server capital island instead of any of the 10,000 romantic luxury atolls
representation matters
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
representation matters
my afters on Sunday night included a moment where I was pinned to my bed by four women and then @lalonde.bsky.social called through from the other room to ask me about King Sejong my life is a shining gem
December 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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i didn't get any photos of my outfit from last night so please look at this picture of me looking exhausted and imagine how cute i must have been beforehand
December 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
i didn't get any photos of my outfit from last night so please look at this picture of me looking exhausted and imagine how cute i must have been beforehand
eight of one. two-thirds of a dozen of the other
December 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
eight of one. two-thirds of a dozen of the other
just found out some people drink coffee from vessels that don't have little kitty cats on them???
December 9, 2025 at 11:07 AM
just found out some people drink coffee from vessels that don't have little kitty cats on them???
i didn't get any photos of my outfit from last night so please look at this picture of me looking exhausted and imagine how cute i must have been beforehand
December 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
i didn't get any photos of my outfit from last night so please look at this picture of me looking exhausted and imagine how cute i must have been beforehand
uniting the proshipper and antishipper communities against the external dropshipper threat
December 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
uniting the proshipper and antishipper communities against the external dropshipper threat
so does anyone have strong opinions as to the texture and consistency of the median human soul
December 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
so does anyone have strong opinions as to the texture and consistency of the median human soul
the reason it's 15 degrees celsius in the second week of december isn't global warming. it's that bisexual autumn will last until i successfully kiss a boy
December 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
the reason it's 15 degrees celsius in the second week of december isn't global warming. it's that bisexual autumn will last until i successfully kiss a boy
got a ton of compliments on my dress last night, each of which i replied to with an incredibly smarmy "it's a genuine 2016 vintage hot topic"
December 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
got a ton of compliments on my dress last night, each of which i replied to with an incredibly smarmy "it's a genuine 2016 vintage hot topic"
i really love how the guardian and bbc are scrambling to put literally anything together on the sandie peggie case after the court found that the supreme court judgement does not mean trans women can be summarily banned from women's toilets
December 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
i really love how the guardian and bbc are scrambling to put literally anything together on the sandie peggie case after the court found that the supreme court judgement does not mean trans women can be summarily banned from women's toilets
this is going to sound really stupid coming from a bitch that has spent the last seven years stealth to the best of her knowledge but i really wish that i trusted that i passed tbqh
December 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
this is going to sound really stupid coming from a bitch that has spent the last seven years stealth to the best of her knowledge but i really wish that i trusted that i passed tbqh
basically my philosophy is that this is all
leading to a day 10000 years from now where humanity will be reduced to a single desert island inhabited by one reddit trans catgirl and one tumblr flower crown trans boy
leading to a day 10000 years from now where humanity will be reduced to a single desert island inhabited by one reddit trans catgirl and one tumblr flower crown trans boy
December 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
basically my philosophy is that this is all
leading to a day 10000 years from now where humanity will be reduced to a single desert island inhabited by one reddit trans catgirl and one tumblr flower crown trans boy
leading to a day 10000 years from now where humanity will be reduced to a single desert island inhabited by one reddit trans catgirl and one tumblr flower crown trans boy
quick trip back to the family home after action report:
-free lunch devoured
-gunpla transported
-contact lenses acquired
-somewhat longer-than-anticipated discussions of my early childhood engaged in
-sushi cuddled
-successful extraction (120 minutes behind mission schedule)
-free lunch devoured
-gunpla transported
-contact lenses acquired
-somewhat longer-than-anticipated discussions of my early childhood engaged in
-sushi cuddled
-successful extraction (120 minutes behind mission schedule)
December 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
quick trip back to the family home after action report:
-free lunch devoured
-gunpla transported
-contact lenses acquired
-somewhat longer-than-anticipated discussions of my early childhood engaged in
-sushi cuddled
-successful extraction (120 minutes behind mission schedule)
-free lunch devoured
-gunpla transported
-contact lenses acquired
-somewhat longer-than-anticipated discussions of my early childhood engaged in
-sushi cuddled
-successful extraction (120 minutes behind mission schedule)
does anyone have a theory of where this kind of creature comes from or what you actually do with them. genuinely hard to wrap my head around this kind of entity actually taking up physical and social space somewhere in the world
some aviator-frame degenerate who exclusively uses this website to reply to nudes of trans women and femboys with "so hot" and "id suck it" followed me so i really need a palate cleanser to keep the bisexuality intact.
December 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
does anyone have a theory of where this kind of creature comes from or what you actually do with them. genuinely hard to wrap my head around this kind of entity actually taking up physical and social space somewhere in the world
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okay. let P = phan be a maths linguist and Q = phan being Like This. if phan were not a maths linguist she would not be Like This (¬P ⟹ ¬Q). as phan is Like This we can prove by contraposition that she is a maths linguist (Q ⟹ P □)
December 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
okay. let P = phan be a maths linguist and Q = phan being Like This. if phan were not a maths linguist she would not be Like This (¬P ⟹ ¬Q). as phan is Like This we can prove by contraposition that she is a maths linguist (Q ⟹ P □)
yeah i'm an ml. a maths linguist
yeah i'm an ml. how could you not adhere to the immortal science of matchaism-labubuism
December 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
yeah i'm an ml. a maths linguist
i'm bisexual which means i want to torture char aznable and be tortured by haman karn
do you think it could have been because you channeled all your boykisser tendencies into char aznable
December 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
i'm bisexual which means i want to torture char aznable and be tortured by haman karn
how did it take me a fucking decade after coming out as trans. the fucked up thing is that these were just the jokes i made in public since joining bsky
December 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
how did it take me a fucking decade after coming out as trans. the fucked up thing is that these were just the jokes i made in public since joining bsky
because mel knows NOTHING of legendary black-and-white era slapstick duos and nobody else is cursed with knowing german my really clever and funny off the cuff wordplay will go forever unappreciated
really holding out hope there's a lorbeer und winterhart bit about people confusing the end of wednesday with the middle of the weekend
December 7, 2025 at 12:31 PM
because mel knows NOTHING of legendary black-and-white era slapstick duos and nobody else is cursed with knowing german my really clever and funny off the cuff wordplay will go forever unappreciated
12 troll evil temperament
December 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
12 troll evil temperament