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@lalonde.bsky.social
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native tocharian b speaker. mycorrhizal mech pilot prodigy. the earth sphere's foremost eunuch rights activist
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this image is a pretty good litmus test for just about everything worth testing for. do you regard these cones with admiration or disgust?
light cone diagram
December 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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it's so fucking over for me
Halimede's List Of Gifts For Transgender Women Get her something nice. And a little something extra. In dollars. Halimede. Dec 03, 2025 Various paraphernalia associated with her favorite anime girl. High-risk but high reward if chosen properly. A Soul Gem necklace that she can hide under a shirt, a ring she can fiddle with; Kim Kitsuragi’s bomber jacket (that man is an anime girl.) Remember: this is for the weeaboo who knows shame. Anything that anybody might actually see or understand is going to be too obvious for her.
December 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
lalonde.bsky.social
and yet...
modded eu5 scotland
December 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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can we have a conversation about bi erasure in queer communities
i'm holding up a burger that says straight with mel in the background. the lighting is AWFUL
November 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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"dude this bitch just showed up for the first time in a week, gave me one pet, cleaned my litterbox, and immediately left"
sushi on a staircase looking upwards with a mixture of bemusement and irritation
November 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
lalonde.bsky.social
boys night
me and mel sitting on a cream leather sofa
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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wifeslop!!
a bowl of spaghetti carbonara
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
lalonde.bsky.social
okay fine. ten years
17 year old early transition phan. 27 year old phan
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
lalonde.bsky.social
okay okay i might add 3-5 more locations (the devil inside me is never sated) but i have basically got ireland's map in its final form now
ireland in eu5 but with the locations completely redrawn, 10 new countries added, and a bunch of other details corrected
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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this one was a real 50-50
ambiguity over whether i have it in me to be cis or a dad
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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i'm normal and can be trusted to add new countries to eu5
eu5 ireland with 6 new tags added
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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guess who's up and walking around the house again :)
luna standing with a plush pheasant in her mouth
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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i can't believe after all these years i've finally achieved my transition goals
remy boydell drawing of a catgirl being treated in hospital for black mould poisoning
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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she's walking a bit more and went to the toilet and also has a sick-ass blanket fort so i'm beginning to feel a bit more optimistic
luna but this time she's got a blanket fort
November 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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granted audience with the Sushi Resplendent
a sushi cat lounging luxuriantly
November 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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the vet came round and diagnosed luna with Very Old and Probably Fucked Something Up. prognosis is still up in the air but we decided to give her some shots and see how the weekend goes since she rallied a lot yesterday. she managed to get up for a wee (big!!!) and is now having a well-earned rest
luna, an old yellow lab, curled up under a blanket
November 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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some really excellent island names here for all my toponymheads out there
a map of the farne islands
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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negative mindset: it is absolutely fucking freezing
positive mindset: kitty cat onesie weather :3
phan in a fluffy grey onesie with cat ears
November 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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caught a very well-reviewed film at the bfi yesterday
3.5 star letterboxd review for penthesilea: queen of the amazons this is among the more random things i've dilated during so far
November 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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NEGOTIATED CUSTODY FOR THE WEEKEND
sushi sitting in a sink getting scritches
November 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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my pilgrimage is complete.
sushi boop
November 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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wow. i can't believe web2.0 is finally here
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November 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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how's three for the price of one
three kittens in easter baskets. sushi's in the middle
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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moving out has been really good but my dad just sent me a photo of sushi sleeping on my old bed without me and it's making me cry at work
sushi curled up asleep in the middle of a big empty bed
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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robert stephenson (of stephenson's rocket fame) with a speech bubble
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM