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lalonde.bsky.social
phantasmAgaric 🦑
@lalonde.bsky.social
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native tocharian b speaker. mycorrhizal mech pilot prodigy. the earth sphere's foremost eunuch rights activist
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 5d
yeah i'm fucking bisexual aren't i
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 5h
holy shit it's jimmy kimmel
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 5h
[thufir hawat voice] maverique, nicaragua 1854-1856 m'lady
a flag with yellow, white, and beige stripes
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 10h
i'm not sure that one's physically possible!!
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 10h
god i've seen what you do for others
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12h
yippee!!!!
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12h
yes kitten
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12h
5'6 btw
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12h
i can help you louis xi-mode if you let me friedrich wilhelm with it bestie
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12h
honestly most of the good shit is from forum chatrooms sorry guys
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12h
sorry, *for two decades (!)
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12h
like there would be fourteen more oz books published before the film even came out. they were popular enough they kept publishing a new book a year for a decade after frank l baum died!!!
19 The Lost King of Oz John R. Neill 1925 Reilly & Lee Old Mombi (from The Marvelous Land of Oz) is now a cook in the land of Kimbaloo, and one day comes across Pajuka, the former prime minister of Oz, whom she enchanted into a goose years before. She sets out to find Princess Ozma's lost father Pastoria, the former king of Oz, whom she had also enchanted. Meanwhile, Dorothy is accidentally transported to Hollywood, where she meets Humpy, a live stunt dummy, whom she brings back to Oz.
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12h
it's not as glamorous as it seems on tv. whole lotta paperwork
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12h
also i think i had sex one time not really sure
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12h
i can help you louis xi-mode if you let me friedrich wilhelm with it bestie
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12h
one time i got two hundred likes on a selfie
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Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 1d
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12h
do u have games on ur dead sea scrolls
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 12h
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 5
Rei, Beyond the Heart
Rei I
Unit 00 in the testing room
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 13h
there were FORTY oz books published before the movie came out!
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 13h
oz was super popular like three decades before the movie!
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 13h
really frustrates me how badly wrong people get butler wrong. when they call gender "performative" they're not saying it's insincere or put on. it's actually a technical philosophical term for "annoying"
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 13h
oh you care about optics? cool. what's the equation for single slit diffraction intensity then
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 13h
what exactly was going on in early 20th century america that created the conditions to support a thriving population of adult wizard of oz extended universe superfans
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 13h
bluesky has been a two year long social experiment to see if it's possible to create an environment in which i seem comparatively well-adjusted
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 16h
basically this whole thing just comes down to whether you think shame is a first-order or second-order emotion
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 18h
moe is a boy's name anyway
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 18h
no you're lizzy
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 18h
you're a dark influence on me lizzy
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