phantasmAgaric 🍄
@lalonde.bsky.social
native tocharian b speaker. mycorrhizal mech pilot prodigy. the earth sphere's foremost eunuch rights activist
they're selling off my whimsy reserves to a private equity consortium to avoid a complete collapse of the complex and nuanced relationship market
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
they're selling off my whimsy reserves to a private equity consortium to avoid a complete collapse of the complex and nuanced relationship market
okay but what about where they kiss
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
okay but what about where they kiss
ah, so you're apolitical
December 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
ah, so you're apolitical
i think it's a pretty profound anticonsumerist statement. maybe desire really can collapse in on itself if we product-design hard enough
December 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
i think it's a pretty profound anticonsumerist statement. maybe desire really can collapse in on itself if we product-design hard enough
they're just regular light cones!!
December 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
they're just regular light cones!!
i did this for six months when i first started working. then i found out the giant tin of instant coffee in the break room was decaf
December 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
i did this for six months when i first started working. then i found out the giant tin of instant coffee in the break room was decaf
going to add 3-4 more countries, 15-20 more locations, and spend at least 72 hours deliberating on whether menteith is too small to bother adding
December 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
going to add 3-4 more countries, 15-20 more locations, and spend at least 72 hours deliberating on whether menteith is too small to bother adding
projection from a textbook autodinkleyphile
December 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
projection from a textbook autodinkleyphile
nodding serenely and pressing the heart icon, my mind free of all thought or worry
December 3, 2025 at 11:13 AM
nodding serenely and pressing the heart icon, my mind free of all thought or worry
ok so my first guess is femboy velma dinkley
December 3, 2025 at 11:12 AM
ok so my first guess is femboy velma dinkley
yeah but it's like an "if and only if" type deal
December 3, 2025 at 11:11 AM
yeah but it's like an "if and only if" type deal
you shouldn't mistake the absence of weight for the presence of lightness, though
December 3, 2025 at 9:40 AM
you shouldn't mistake the absence of weight for the presence of lightness, though
could never, ever be me
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 AM
could never, ever be me
not really sure what it's for. not particularly using it for anything. but it's there
December 3, 2025 at 9:25 AM
not really sure what it's for. not particularly using it for anything. but it's there
lol my train's fine loser
December 3, 2025 at 8:43 AM
lol my train's fine loser
sometimes it feels like i've spent most of my life buying combine harvesters so i can have a nice place to sit
December 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
sometimes it feels like i've spent most of my life buying combine harvesters so i can have a nice place to sit
and i feel great shame about it
December 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
and i feel great shame about it