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Roger
@rogger.bsky.social
Product manager. Food blogger. Dreadful champagne socialist woofter.

Food blog: https://www.louchegastronomique.com
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer

CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Happy Alice's Restaurant Day to all who celebrate it
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Happy trying not to pick a fight about tax in the family group chat day to those who celebrate.
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Gods, the mansion tax journo scramble is going to be so fucking undignified. Clammy boot-thirsty careerists thronged outside the door of the first breadline granny they can find in the Barbican, like the Monty Python gas cooker sketch.
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Well, I have a bad cold, I slept terribly, I'm cranky, and my main work mission is "don't make [thing I'm furious about] worse".

Let's see how that goes then.

Good morning.
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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New pub on King street, run by brewer of excellent beer, Baron. baronbrewing.co.uk/taproom/
Taproom and The Handsome Prince - Baron Brewing
Our bar in Cambridge, The Handsome Prince, is now open! Serving a range of our beers as well as a huge variety of other beers, wines and spritzes. Please
baronbrewing.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I… I want to try the forbidden mash.
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Evergreen
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.

Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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yes I don't really see how you can go "oh yikes these people have changed their political views incredibly quickly, mostly because of what Very Online people talk about on social media" and also think that people who went from never talking about gender to calling trans women predators are....normal
I don’t like subtweeting people I consider online friends, but there is a subset of people who are very worried about the ongoing radicalisation of our political elite but won’t ever acknowledge the echoes with the radicalisation of their colleagues on trans rights
And few who are sympathetic to us, some who are friendly with me on here, will ever stick their head above the parapet
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
This is beautiful.
People talk about trying not to put on weight at Christmas, when a Christmas tradition my friends and I share is weighing ourselves on the morning and evening of Christmas day to see what percentage of us is Christmas Dinner. (The goal is to become 10% Christmas Dinner, but the current record is 7%)
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Plans are already underway for the future of the Wicked franchise, following the smash-hit debut of Wicked: For Good. https://bit.ly/4rrUWpg
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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I specifically tried to program it to not constantly detect Tim Allen's Big (Super)Naturals and LOOK WHAT IT DOES ANYWAY
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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I started processing every 24th frame of The Santa Clause to detect any NSFW content (with the confidence level turned down to make it over-detect). It's... working?

I mean, I'll give you the tie.
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Tomatoes are a rich source of lycopene (werewolf dick)
July 8, 2023 at 2:08 AM
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potato shack sign, ocean city, maryland, 1985
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Having just described a work issue as “a >1 tantrum problem” it just may be time for me to take some paracetamol and log the fuck off for a bit.
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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i came across the saying "to follow like a Tantony pig" so I get curious and look it up, but Tantony isnt a place, it's a contraction of St Anthony who is the saint of swineherds, so the proverb means to follow someone like a pig following the hog messiah. alas this information will not pay my bills
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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From now on, when discussing the budget, please use “is this measure bigger than the cost to the exchequer of gen Z drinking less” as your metric for assessing whether something actually raises or costs a significant sum
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Telling people to touch grass, constantly going off on how much he hates AI, getting swept up in poly drama... Truly he is the Poster's Pope
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Having once implemented a customer service AI bot, I appreciate that every horrible interaction I have with someone else's is basically just karma I earned for my shitty, shitty life choices. I just hope the management assholes at ToxicCompany who insisted on it are getting a big old lick of it too.
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Wow. I don’t think I’ve seen something more confidently and offensively incorrect in so few words since my uncle described me visiting my dad as “northern lad returns home”
new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I shouldn’t create Jira tickets when I’m ill and cranky. Just had to delete the phrase “I do not give a flying fuck how we implement this so long as a fairly normal human can actually understand how to use it for once” as being possibly a smidge piquant.
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Gots the manflu*

* am actually ill but whining about it too much while also acknowledging that condemning whining about it at all is a construction of hegemonic masculinity that uses mockery to enforce toxic ideals of what strength means and how it relates to being a man
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 AM