Roger
@rogger.bsky.social
Product manager. Food blogger. Dreadful champagne socialist woofter.
Food blog: https://www.louchegastronomique.com
Food blog: https://www.louchegastronomique.com
Listening to Ok Computer for the first time in years and on better speakers than I think I ever did, and yeah, still a fucking banger.
January 17, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Listening to Ok Computer for the first time in years and on better speakers than I think I ever did, and yeah, still a fucking banger.
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I assume they’re all narrated by Brian Blessed.
January 17, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I assume they’re all narrated by Brian Blessed.
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I will think about this poem until I'm dead.
January 17, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I will think about this poem until I'm dead.
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Rejected Warhammer FAQ draft:
"Why are some of the Custodes female? Well, The Emperor was a grotty misogynist fuckboy who wasted vast potential building something around his brutal ideal of masculine strength. Then he got his ass beat and locked in box, and the empire will take what it can get."
"Why are some of the Custodes female? Well, The Emperor was a grotty misogynist fuckboy who wasted vast potential building something around his brutal ideal of masculine strength. Then he got his ass beat and locked in box, and the empire will take what it can get."
January 17, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Rejected Warhammer FAQ draft:
"Why are some of the Custodes female? Well, The Emperor was a grotty misogynist fuckboy who wasted vast potential building something around his brutal ideal of masculine strength. Then he got his ass beat and locked in box, and the empire will take what it can get."
"Why are some of the Custodes female? Well, The Emperor was a grotty misogynist fuckboy who wasted vast potential building something around his brutal ideal of masculine strength. Then he got his ass beat and locked in box, and the empire will take what it can get."
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Unrelated to Gallic skull alcoves: It would add zero joy to the world to message this guy saying “wow you’ve been 23 for about four years now, what’s your skincare routine?” so I’m posting it here to exorcise the impulse.
January 17, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Unrelated to Gallic skull alcoves: It would add zero joy to the world to message this guy saying “wow you’ve been 23 for about four years now, what’s your skincare routine?” so I’m posting it here to exorcise the impulse.
Oh yeah. Big “insufferable, travel is your whole personality” flag.
January 17, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Oh yeah. Big “insufferable, travel is your whole personality” flag.
The one I can’t decide about is the Paris catacombs.
January 17, 2026 at 5:32 PM
The one I can’t decide about is the Paris catacombs.
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it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"
June 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"
I can’t explain it but the Trevi Fountain is vibes-are-off stuff.
January 17, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I can’t explain it but the Trevi Fountain is vibes-are-off stuff.
What’s the least sexy tourist attraction/landmark to have in the background of your Grindr pics?
I once saw someone posed shirtless in front of the Berlin holocaust memorial, which takes some beating.
I once saw someone posed shirtless in front of the Berlin holocaust memorial, which takes some beating.
January 17, 2026 at 5:24 PM
What’s the least sexy tourist attraction/landmark to have in the background of your Grindr pics?
I once saw someone posed shirtless in front of the Berlin holocaust memorial, which takes some beating.
I once saw someone posed shirtless in front of the Berlin holocaust memorial, which takes some beating.
In the “On the one hand nobody in retail can be that cheerful all the time, but on the other it really seems like they mean it, so maybe it’s a brain implant?” play offs, I wonder who would win out of Lush, Bird & Blend, and Warhammer.
January 17, 2026 at 2:16 PM
In the “On the one hand nobody in retail can be that cheerful all the time, but on the other it really seems like they mean it, so maybe it’s a brain implant?” play offs, I wonder who would win out of Lush, Bird & Blend, and Warhammer.
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I was going to do one of those then/now meme posts, but apparently this is the only thing in my camera roll from 2016
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January 17, 2026 at 10:43 AM
I was going to do one of those then/now meme posts, but apparently this is the only thing in my camera roll from 2016
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This is when it all went wrong
January 17, 2026 at 6:03 AM
This is when it all went wrong
Running a gym, it would be hard to screen prospective members for bro vibes at sign up time. But you could play quiet cocktail jazz, take out the boxing gear, and decorate the weights area like a rococo camp fever dream. Just saying.
January 17, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Running a gym, it would be hard to screen prospective members for bro vibes at sign up time. But you could play quiet cocktail jazz, take out the boxing gear, and decorate the weights area like a rococo camp fever dream. Just saying.
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PLOT TWIST—The Nobel Peace Prize is booby-trapped. Upon lifting it from her hands, a gigantic boulder rolls forth and chases him down the hall. The trap door meant to safeguard against these exact circumstances malfunctions; when he hits the big red “open” button, he is delivered a diet coke instead
January 17, 2026 at 12:18 PM
PLOT TWIST—The Nobel Peace Prize is booby-trapped. Upon lifting it from her hands, a gigantic boulder rolls forth and chases him down the hall. The trap door meant to safeguard against these exact circumstances malfunctions; when he hits the big red “open” button, he is delivered a diet coke instead
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Data is correct, causal agency is (IMO) incorrect.
The vast majority of ppl who use AI to make images and video have never touched and would never touch Photoshop/AfterEffects/Illustrator/etc. The issue is Adobe trying to squeeze its users with subscriptions, and other customer-hostile behavior.
The vast majority of ppl who use AI to make images and video have never touched and would never touch Photoshop/AfterEffects/Illustrator/etc. The issue is Adobe trying to squeeze its users with subscriptions, and other customer-hostile behavior.
From Dare Obasanjo on Mastodon. Adobe is hitting the floor. #AI
January 17, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Data is correct, causal agency is (IMO) incorrect.
The vast majority of ppl who use AI to make images and video have never touched and would never touch Photoshop/AfterEffects/Illustrator/etc. The issue is Adobe trying to squeeze its users with subscriptions, and other customer-hostile behavior.
The vast majority of ppl who use AI to make images and video have never touched and would never touch Photoshop/AfterEffects/Illustrator/etc. The issue is Adobe trying to squeeze its users with subscriptions, and other customer-hostile behavior.
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Chapter one begins with what is basically a prose poetic long form cover of the “tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit” meme and I am very here for it.
The prologue of “Is a River Alive?” Damn.
January 17, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Chapter one begins with what is basically a prose poetic long form cover of the “tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit” meme and I am very here for it.
It would be very much a bloodsport.
January 17, 2026 at 11:54 AM
It would be very much a bloodsport.
I’ve been to nightclubs with quieter music. Absolutely fuck this.
January 17, 2026 at 11:47 AM
I’ve been to nightclubs with quieter music. Absolutely fuck this.
Oh gods. I’ve come to the gym mid morning on a mid January Saturday, is what I’ve done.
January 17, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Oh gods. I’ve come to the gym mid morning on a mid January Saturday, is what I’ve done.
Shit. Two years later apparently I just went and got that haircut.
January 17, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Shit. Two years later apparently I just went and got that haircut.
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I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
January 9, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.