Roger
@rogger.bsky.social
Product manager. Food blogger. Dreadful champagne socialist woofter.
Food blog: https://www.louchegastronomique.com
Food blog: https://www.louchegastronomique.com
The Sunday roast at Margaret’s is great, incidentally. They baked an extra hit of slow cooked ox cheek ~inside~ the Yorkshire pudding, and the extra gravy was actually enough (northern standards).
January 25, 2026 at 9:37 PM
The Sunday roast at Margaret’s is great, incidentally. They baked an extra hit of slow cooked ox cheek ~inside~ the Yorkshire pudding, and the extra gravy was actually enough (northern standards).
Maybe it's going to be ok...
January 25, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Maybe it's going to be ok...
I still chuckle each time I see this comment on one of my pub reviews.
Motherfucker thinks I'm what, the BBC? Bless his weird and quite probably bitterly divorced little heart.
Motherfucker thinks I'm what, the BBC? Bless his weird and quite probably bitterly divorced little heart.
January 24, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I still chuckle each time I see this comment on one of my pub reviews.
Motherfucker thinks I'm what, the BBC? Bless his weird and quite probably bitterly divorced little heart.
Motherfucker thinks I'm what, the BBC? Bless his weird and quite probably bitterly divorced little heart.
Mucking about with a quick seared jalapeño and pepper pseudo mole.
January 21, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Mucking about with a quick seared jalapeño and pepper pseudo mole.
Train home was cancelled (fuckery on the line near Stevenage) so I got the other line. Just checked to see how the later services are doing…
January 20, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Train home was cancelled (fuckery on the line near Stevenage) so I got the other line. Just checked to see how the later services are doing…
Shit. Two years later apparently I just went and got that haircut.
January 17, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Shit. Two years later apparently I just went and got that haircut.
I tell a lie. Apparently this was me in 2016 🤷♂️
January 17, 2026 at 10:46 AM
I tell a lie. Apparently this was me in 2016 🤷♂️
I was going to do one of those then/now meme posts, but apparently this is the only thing in my camera roll from 2016
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January 17, 2026 at 10:43 AM
I was going to do one of those then/now meme posts, but apparently this is the only thing in my camera roll from 2016
😬
😬
Between this and the ads for the Home Office, I do wonder if there’s some kind of “centrist lickspittle” flag I’ve accidentally tripped in LinkedIn’s metadata.
January 14, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Between this and the ads for the Home Office, I do wonder if there’s some kind of “centrist lickspittle” flag I’ve accidentally tripped in LinkedIn’s metadata.
Gonna just roast everything high for half an hour, simmer it in good chicken stock, blend it, and throw in herbs and borlotti beans.
January 5, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Gonna just roast everything high for half an hour, simmer it in good chicken stock, blend it, and throw in herbs and borlotti beans.
There we go. Sausages. Cavolo nero colcannon. Gravy.
January 3, 2026 at 8:33 PM
There we go. Sausages. Cavolo nero colcannon. Gravy.
Try this from Fred India. Game changer. Also works with chicken.
January 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Try this from Fred India. Game changer. Also works with chicken.
Yaaa-as they say-aaasss queen.
January 1, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Yaaa-as they say-aaasss queen.
I’d normally also do a post on every movie I saw at the cinema but this year we didn’t get to that many.
Highlights were probably:
- Sinners
- A Real Pain
- Pillion
- Good Boy
- The Golden Spurtle
Highlights were probably:
- Sinners
- A Real Pain
- Pillion
- Good Boy
- The Golden Spurtle
December 31, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I’d normally also do a post on every movie I saw at the cinema but this year we didn’t get to that many.
Highlights were probably:
- Sinners
- A Real Pain
- Pillion
- Good Boy
- The Golden Spurtle
Highlights were probably:
- Sinners
- A Real Pain
- Pillion
- Good Boy
- The Golden Spurtle
Leftover turkey ramen, motherfuckers.
December 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Leftover turkey ramen, motherfuckers.
Prepping for the annual dice-roll game of “how fucked is this bottle from my uncle’s mouldering collection?”
December 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Prepping for the annual dice-roll game of “how fucked is this bottle from my uncle’s mouldering collection?”
...and the second challenge will be stopping laughing at this for long enough to leave the house.
It's the "add to dictionary" that's ruined me.
It's the "add to dictionary" that's ruined me.
December 24, 2025 at 9:42 AM
...and the second challenge will be stopping laughing at this for long enough to leave the house.
It's the "add to dictionary" that's ruined me.
It's the "add to dictionary" that's ruined me.
No, LinkedIn, and furthermore: absolutely, comprehensively, lavishly fuck off into the burning heart of the sun, glans-first.
December 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
No, LinkedIn, and furthermore: absolutely, comprehensively, lavishly fuck off into the burning heart of the sun, glans-first.
No, I don’t believe I will
December 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
No, I don’t believe I will
Merry Christmas, I guess 🤷♂️
December 19, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Merry Christmas, I guess 🤷♂️
“No clear consensus” 🤦♂️
For some clarity, Labour, my dears, when we complain that you’re terminally polling-brained, galloping towards a policy agenda that’s just mob rule with paperwork, and should have some damn principles, we do not mean shitting on trans people and creative industries.
For some clarity, Labour, my dears, when we complain that you’re terminally polling-brained, galloping towards a policy agenda that’s just mob rule with paperwork, and should have some damn principles, we do not mean shitting on trans people and creative industries.
December 16, 2025 at 12:02 PM
“No clear consensus” 🤦♂️
For some clarity, Labour, my dears, when we complain that you’re terminally polling-brained, galloping towards a policy agenda that’s just mob rule with paperwork, and should have some damn principles, we do not mean shitting on trans people and creative industries.
For some clarity, Labour, my dears, when we complain that you’re terminally polling-brained, galloping towards a policy agenda that’s just mob rule with paperwork, and should have some damn principles, we do not mean shitting on trans people and creative industries.
It absolutely was time for dim sum.
December 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
It absolutely was time for dim sum.
Uhh, is it fucking running on Windows 95?
December 13, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Uhh, is it fucking running on Windows 95?
While I’m recommending stuff, this is… actually great?
Quick sandwich with some lettuce, mayo, and a scatter of jalapeños. It’s a good time.
Quick sandwich with some lettuce, mayo, and a scatter of jalapeños. It’s a good time.
December 8, 2025 at 12:27 PM
While I’m recommending stuff, this is… actually great?
Quick sandwich with some lettuce, mayo, and a scatter of jalapeños. It’s a good time.
Quick sandwich with some lettuce, mayo, and a scatter of jalapeños. It’s a good time.