Chris,
@cawhitworth.bsky.social
In another life, I am an erudite, fascinating, witty, sexy libertine. As it stands, I am mainly a disappointment. Occasional pots. He/Him.
Also @[email protected], formerly @cawhitworth on Twitter
Also @[email protected], formerly @cawhitworth on Twitter
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Chris,
@cawhitworth.bsky.social
· Nov 12
Anyway people who used to follow me on Twitter are showing up here and to catch you up I do pottery now, that’s it, that’s what you missed
tag urself im number 1
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
tag urself im number 1
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Is this seat that looks like it has a Derry accent conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person, perhaps one of your da's mates saying "Did ye aye mucker, right enough?". Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Is this seat that looks like it has a Derry accent conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person, perhaps one of your da's mates saying "Did ye aye mucker, right enough?". Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
oh fucking hell
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
oh fucking hell
sorry but can we talk about whatever the fuck Daniel Craig's hair is doing here please
and I say this as a man with inadvisably long hair given his age
and I say this as a man with inadvisably long hair given his age
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
sorry but can we talk about whatever the fuck Daniel Craig's hair is doing here please
and I say this as a man with inadvisably long hair given his age
and I say this as a man with inadvisably long hair given his age
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I do however hope it does well enough commercially to trigger Terminal Studio IP Brain, because I want to see them do just the weirdest derivative shit but with songs. Flying monkey police procedural jazz, techno munchkin teen slasher horror, medieval madrigal fifty shades of scarecrow
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I do however hope it does well enough commercially to trigger Terminal Studio IP Brain, because I want to see them do just the weirdest derivative shit but with songs. Flying monkey police procedural jazz, techno munchkin teen slasher horror, medieval madrigal fifty shades of scarecrow
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Excited to see lots of op eds in the broadsheets saying it's not fair, actually, bc the author has a £2m house but is actually very poor & it turns out they're a minor aristocrat due to inherit 1/2 of Cheshire & the clothes in their 'poor me' photoshoot cost more than my car
There is apparently a mansion tax for properties over £2 million so expect to see a lot of shit about how that's the normal price of a house these days and average people are being affected.
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Excited to see lots of op eds in the broadsheets saying it's not fair, actually, bc the author has a £2m house but is actually very poor & it turns out they're a minor aristocrat due to inherit 1/2 of Cheshire & the clothes in their 'poor me' photoshoot cost more than my car
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Every single person in Britain: "the chippy" or, if we're being fancy, "the chip shop"
The New York Times: "the french fry restaurant"
The New York Times: "the french fry restaurant"
new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Every single person in Britain: "the chippy" or, if we're being fancy, "the chip shop"
The New York Times: "the french fry restaurant"
The New York Times: "the french fry restaurant"
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Thing is if teachers want the 6-7 trend to disappear, nothing would do it quicker than kids everywhere knowing that Keir Starmer does it.
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Thing is if teachers want the 6-7 trend to disappear, nothing would do it quicker than kids everywhere knowing that Keir Starmer does it.
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Black shirts. Sure.
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Black shirts. Sure.
Catching up on albums I've missed this year now #Listageddon has started.
The Djrum album is extraordinarily good. Ambient/instrumental/neoclassical/jazz/breaks/acid/house.
The Djrum album is extraordinarily good. Ambient/instrumental/neoclassical/jazz/breaks/acid/house.
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Catching up on albums I've missed this year now #Listageddon has started.
The Djrum album is extraordinarily good. Ambient/instrumental/neoclassical/jazz/breaks/acid/house.
The Djrum album is extraordinarily good. Ambient/instrumental/neoclassical/jazz/breaks/acid/house.
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🎵
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
bovril amphetemines
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
🎵
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
Of course, he’s right
It’s a Grandaddy single.
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Of course, he’s right
Can’t decide if Second Hand Appliance Store Pickled Onion Christmas Window was a Fall song or a HMHB album
The second hand appliance store pickled onion Christmas window is back.
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Can’t decide if Second Hand Appliance Store Pickled Onion Christmas Window was a Fall song or a HMHB album
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The second hand appliance store pickled onion Christmas window is back.
October 20, 2025 at 11:57 AM
The second hand appliance store pickled onion Christmas window is back.
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maybe we just say 'if your AI said it we're treating it as if your CEO said it to their face' for the purposes of liability
The fact that the bot told this kid that rope is “the most classic” method for hanging yourself is insane
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
ChatGPT Lawsuit Over Teen’s Suicide Could Lead to Big Tech Reckoning
The parents of 16-year-old Adam Raine claim OpenAI's bot is unsafe and that it encouraged their son not to tell anyone about plans to take his own life
www.yahoo.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
maybe we just say 'if your AI said it we're treating it as if your CEO said it to their face' for the purposes of liability
I'm great at this punditry thing
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I'm great at this punditry thing
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Awesome paper: Patient handovers within the hospital: Translating knowledge from motor racing to healthcare
Getting F1 pitstop teams to help develop better handover for patients from surgery to intensive care
www.researchgate.net/publication/...
Getting F1 pitstop teams to help develop better handover for patients from surgery to intensive care
www.researchgate.net/publication/...
(PDF) Patient handovers within the hospital: Translating knowledge from motor racing to healthcare
PDF | This paper expands the analogy between motor racing team pit stops and patient handovers. Previous studies demonstrated how the handover of... | Find, read and cite all the research you need on ...
www.researchgate.net
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Awesome paper: Patient handovers within the hospital: Translating knowledge from motor racing to healthcare
Getting F1 pitstop teams to help develop better handover for patients from surgery to intensive care
www.researchgate.net/publication/...
Getting F1 pitstop teams to help develop better handover for patients from surgery to intensive care
www.researchgate.net/publication/...
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More evidence for Maugham's First Law. bsky.app/profile/good...
Even Hilary Cass - who disgracefully called parents terrified that their trans kids would take their own lives if they were denied healthcare "shroud wavers" - didn't go so far as to call for a ban on puberty blockers.
Nothing Wes Streeting says turns out to be true.
Nothing Wes Streeting says turns out to be true.
November 24, 2025 at 7:25 AM
More evidence for Maugham's First Law. bsky.app/profile/good...
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I’m going to coin a law - call it Maugham’s First Law - and it is that nothing Wes Streeting ever says turns out to be true. 🧵
April 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I’m going to coin a law - call it Maugham’s First Law - and it is that nothing Wes Streeting ever says turns out to be true. 🧵
oh no
Spent one of my news tokens to gush about Sektori for PC Gamer this weekend. A must play if you're fan of Geometry Wars/pre-Returnal Housemarque/Tetris Effect www.pcgamer.com/games/action...
This roguelike take on Geometry Wars is the best game I've played this month, and the latest to become a permanent fixture on my Steam Deck
Sektori is a blistering kaleidoscopic nightmare.
www.pcgamer.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
oh no
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There was a brief but weird trend at my high school of girls wearing lizards as earrings. Like. Live, unharmed, wild lizards. You just catch one and pick it up and wave a finger a bit and then hold it to your earlobe and they’ll bite and dangle all day. I do not recommend this but. it was a thing
The alligator lizard promptly bit the shit out of my finger.
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
There was a brief but weird trend at my high school of girls wearing lizards as earrings. Like. Live, unharmed, wild lizards. You just catch one and pick it up and wave a finger a bit and then hold it to your earlobe and they’ll bite and dangle all day. I do not recommend this but. it was a thing
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Have I ever listened to Hey Jude by The Beatles? Absolutely not. It's addressed to Jude, not me. What about Annie's Song by John Denver? Nope. Not my song so none of my business. Everyone should treat the private communications of musicians with the same level of respect as I do.
November 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Have I ever listened to Hey Jude by The Beatles? Absolutely not. It's addressed to Jude, not me. What about Annie's Song by John Denver? Nope. Not my song so none of my business. Everyone should treat the private communications of musicians with the same level of respect as I do.