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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 4h

“He’s still cutting the grass, sir“.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 20h

Antifa doesn’t exist but the Epstein files do.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 4h

“He’s still cutting the grass, sir“.

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Beau @drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social · 10h

Thinking about Christmas presents for my wife. Does anyone know what it smells like?

A sign at the Westfield shopping centre. Reading “Please use the escalator by Prada”.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 5d

When the England and Wales men’s national football teams play a friendly next week they’ll walk out accompanied by 22 people living with dementia. To further raise awareness, they’ll also be playing the 2nd half without names on their shirts.

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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 18h

It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies

Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 1d

What do we want?
Motorbike noises.
When do we want it?
Nnnyyyyyowwww.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 19h

(tonight)

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 20h

Antifa doesn’t exist but the Epstein files do.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 1d

Big fan of human rights but an even bigger fan of money

Omid Djalili newspaper piece: I have been criticised for being part of the Riyadh comedy festival. This is why I did it.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 21h

It’s clear to all but the really stupid that he doesn’t give a fuck about anyone but himself
bsky.app/profile/duba...

David Dubas-Fisher @dubasfisher.bsky.social · 22h

Nigel Farage's income from jobs outside of Parliament tops £1m since the election, as the Reform leader declares financial interests for the first time since May.

www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...

Nigel Farage earns over £1m from 12 'second jobs' - check how much your MP earns

The Reform UK leader's most lucrative second jobs include hosting on GB News, serving as a brand ambassador for Direct Bullion and recording videos for Cameo

www.mirror.co.uk

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 1d

Headline:
Badenoch: Curb students taking ‘rip off’ degrees such as English

Kemi Badenoch branded chocolate including the slogan
“When Labour negotiates Britian loses”

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 1d

Interviewer: no, I meant do you have any questions about the job?

Me: so, what do you think of my time machine?

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 1d

Big fan of human rights but an even bigger fan of money

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 2d

"Some Hollywood actors played up in my pub last night."
"Have ya barred 'em?"
"No, but his wife, Penelope Cruz was there."

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 1d

tfw it’s your turn to be the Tory party leader but you already agreed to be Watford manager on that day

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 1d

What do we want?
Motorbike noises.
When do we want it?
Nnnyyyyyowwww.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 1d

11 managers sacked since 2020. Ridiculous.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 1d

Jokes about Watford sacking their manager again etc etc

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 1d

This country…

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Sham Jaff @shamjaff.bsky.social · 1d

It’s a "crisis" when immigrants "take jobs away", but "innovation" when machines do. Funny.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 1d

I‘ve just realised what it is about Kemi Badenoch that I previously couldn’t quite put my finger on. She’s a dickwad.

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 1d

A crisp £5 note to the first journalist to ask Kemi Badenoch if she has a humiliation kink

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 1d

why don't they have pain-killers in the jungle?

because the parrots have eaten all of them

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 2d

MAGICIAN: Is this your card?

ME: No

MAGICIAN: Is this your card?

ME: No

MAGICIAN: This one?

ME: No. When is our regular postman back from holiday?

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