Sam Whyte
@samwhyte.bsky.social
Well-meaning liability.
British (derogatory).
Sexual swear words are those of my employers.
https://ko-fi.com/samanthawhyte
British (derogatory).
Sexual swear words are those of my employers.
https://ko-fi.com/samanthawhyte
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Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
An American telling me it would be easier to be without a home than without a car changed my entire perspective on life in the US.
the algorithm has me addicted to Americans who have moved to the UK content
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
An American telling me it would be easier to be without a home than without a car changed my entire perspective on life in the US.
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The power of Ian Wright
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 AM
The power of Ian Wright
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I believe the garden center is the most honest place in the world. It's where we all openly admit we are trying to nurture something beautiful in soil that doesn't want it, under a sun that doesn't care. I go there to feel seen.
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I believe the garden center is the most honest place in the world. It's where we all openly admit we are trying to nurture something beautiful in soil that doesn't want it, under a sun that doesn't care. I go there to feel seen.
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There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.
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Wow! So many amazing creative treats are available to bid for as part of the 'Creatives 4 Sudan' auction. And the money raised will be used to help people escaping the terrible situation in El-Fasher. See app.galabid.com/creatives4su...
Thanks to @raafaye.bsky.social for the design.
Thanks to @raafaye.bsky.social for the design.
November 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Wow! So many amazing creative treats are available to bid for as part of the 'Creatives 4 Sudan' auction. And the money raised will be used to help people escaping the terrible situation in El-Fasher. See app.galabid.com/creatives4su...
Thanks to @raafaye.bsky.social for the design.
Thanks to @raafaye.bsky.social for the design.
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That's made me feel a bit emotional, well done Eze.
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
That's made me feel a bit emotional, well done Eze.
It's Sunday night, but I'm not actually overwhelmed by dread because everything's online this week, so I don't have to travel on 4 cursed buses every day.
November 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It's Sunday night, but I'm not actually overwhelmed by dread because everything's online this week, so I don't have to travel on 4 cursed buses every day.
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People know exactly what‘s going on.
Why do people think England flags have been raised on lampposts?
White adults
National pride: 26%
Anti-migrant/minority sentiment: 49%
Both: 19%
Ethnic minority adults
National pride: 15%
Anti-migrant/minority sentiment: 55%
Both: 20%
yougov.co.uk/society/arti...
White adults
National pride: 26%
Anti-migrant/minority sentiment: 49%
Both: 19%
Ethnic minority adults
National pride: 15%
Anti-migrant/minority sentiment: 55%
Both: 20%
yougov.co.uk/society/arti...
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
People know exactly what‘s going on.
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Tomorrow is a month away from Xmas Eve. Please have a look to see if you have any children's clothes, books, toys, etc that are no longer needed & donate them to your local charity shop ASAP. The demand for these items is now, not after Xmas. People are skint but still want to make Xmas special. ❤️
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Tomorrow is a month away from Xmas Eve. Please have a look to see if you have any children's clothes, books, toys, etc that are no longer needed & donate them to your local charity shop ASAP. The demand for these items is now, not after Xmas. People are skint but still want to make Xmas special. ❤️
Festive suggestion - do your pigs in blankets with full size sausages and wrap them in back bacon with decent rind, not streaky.
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Festive suggestion - do your pigs in blankets with full size sausages and wrap them in back bacon with decent rind, not streaky.
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fabric softener has never made anything soft ever in the history of the world
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
fabric softener has never made anything soft ever in the history of the world
These tampons were sold to me as "super", and I'm finding them average at best.
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
These tampons were sold to me as "super", and I'm finding them average at best.
And I'd trust her with my life.
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
And I'd trust her with my life.
I adore Richarlison. I'll never get over him.
November 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I adore Richarlison. I'll never get over him.
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www.happytoast.co.uk/cards
Want a hat on a Stormtrooper? Just ask!
Want a hat on a Stormtrooper? Just ask!
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
www.happytoast.co.uk/cards
Want a hat on a Stormtrooper? Just ask!
Want a hat on a Stormtrooper? Just ask!
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Picture a salmon. Compelled by urges old as time to swim upriver to spawn. Now imagine that salmon unable to survive even for a second in the water it needs to live. What terrible impact would that have on the piscine mind?
Now imagine that salmon a man. That water, posting.
Now imagine that salmon a man. That water, posting.
April 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Picture a salmon. Compelled by urges old as time to swim upriver to spawn. Now imagine that salmon unable to survive even for a second in the water it needs to live. What terrible impact would that have on the piscine mind?
Now imagine that salmon a man. That water, posting.
Now imagine that salmon a man. That water, posting.
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You couldn't pull a single film you kinda liked out of your arse?
It's like when they asked Rishi Sunak his favourite meal and he said "sandwiches".
These are not stupid men, but they're constitutionally incapable of even plausibly mimicking real human beings.
It's like when they asked Rishi Sunak his favourite meal and he said "sandwiches".
These are not stupid men, but they're constitutionally incapable of even plausibly mimicking real human beings.
November 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
You couldn't pull a single film you kinda liked out of your arse?
It's like when they asked Rishi Sunak his favourite meal and he said "sandwiches".
These are not stupid men, but they're constitutionally incapable of even plausibly mimicking real human beings.
It's like when they asked Rishi Sunak his favourite meal and he said "sandwiches".
These are not stupid men, but they're constitutionally incapable of even plausibly mimicking real human beings.
If you fart and cum at the same time, your vagina takes a screenshot.
November 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
If you fart and cum at the same time, your vagina takes a screenshot.
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Oh look, it's that time of year again! Time to place your orders for the 2026 Small Robots Calendar! It's £30, and this year's theme is Wistfulbot Goes for a Walk. It's got contemplative pictures and some sort-of poetry I guess? Anyway, the order form is here: forms.gle/AmdadzcTvzt8...
2026 Small Robots Calendar Order Form
This is the form for ordering a 2026 Small Robots Calendar. It's a wall calendar featuring twelve brand new full-colour illustrations of Wistfulbot going for a walk in various landscapes, thinking abo...
forms.gle
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Oh look, it's that time of year again! Time to place your orders for the 2026 Small Robots Calendar! It's £30, and this year's theme is Wistfulbot Goes for a Walk. It's got contemplative pictures and some sort-of poetry I guess? Anyway, the order form is here: forms.gle/AmdadzcTvzt8...
Alexander "Cautionary Tale" Isak
November 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Alexander "Cautionary Tale" Isak
Most of us have a couple of subjects we actually know about. Maybe in the top 5% for knowledge on that subject. Always thought there should be conversational shorthand for "I actually know about this ...". But it would be immediately devalued by people who don't actually know about things.
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Most of us have a couple of subjects we actually know about. Maybe in the top 5% for knowledge on that subject. Always thought there should be conversational shorthand for "I actually know about this ...". But it would be immediately devalued by people who don't actually know about things.
Sean Dyche:
is not Possession the whole of the law?
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Sean Dyche: