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Sam Whyte
@samwhyte.bsky.social
6K followers 580 following 18K posts
Well-meaning liability. British (derogatory). Sexual swear words are those of my employers. https://ko-fi.com/samanthawhyte
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 1h
Anyway, Drake affiliation tells me all I need to know.
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 1h
Analogous to expensive developments in multicultural area with a lot of residual social housing I guess.

The archetypes transcend borders.
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 1h
Haaaa. Yeah. I recognise this. The suburban periphery who wish they were immersed in the cultural richness that is so (relatively) near and yet so far. Try hard pseudo cosmopolitans who secretly adore their cutesy picket fences life?
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 2h
I think 6 months counts as living.
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 2h
Mr. S has gone out wearing a very Christopher Moltisanti trackie top. I find it powerfully physically attractive. Dunno what to make of that.
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 3h
How has this never come up before?

Even burbs is too much for me, so even burber figures.
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 3h
thank you kindly.
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 3h
I once had a housemate who counted "lying to taxi drivers" amongst his hobbies and I kinda get it.
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 3h
I hope it gets a big old bump from the ruling.
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 3h
I daren't even dream.
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 3h
I feel genuinely culturally enriched by regularly interacting with two Canadians, but I need this translating into British.
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 3h
Hobby causes are rarely quite SO illuminating.
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 3h
ngl, I'm really annoyed this only just popped into my head now.
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 3h
Jesus Christ.
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 3h
Kendrick called him a "certified paedophile", though, so I assume we still have to mind our mouths with chartered paedophiles.
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 3h
It doesn't quite work written down, which is why I haven't really used it 😅
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 3h
Oh, I assumed. You seem very grounded people.
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 3h
Il Douche.
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 3h
I love and support you guys, but yeah. At ease.
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 3h
Finally getting the message out there 🙏
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 4h
Write it down, for God's sake. Some good must come of this.
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 4h
It's really improved my evening, nae, life.
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 4h
Thank you. Genuinely, thank you.
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 4h
I *LOVE* laughably stupid football too. It's literally my favourite.
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 4h
For legal reasons, Drake is only as much of a paedophile as the popular track Not Like Us says he is.
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