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Sam Whyte
@samwhyte.bsky.social
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Well-meaning liability.

British (derogatory).

Sexual swear words are those of my employers.

https://ko-fi.com/samanthawhyte
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samwhyte.bsky.social
Ah, I see you've covered the "absolute legend"
Cultural assumptions lecture slide Take a look at these 4 meals- what immediate assumptions do you make about culture of the person eating them? Put your thoughts in the chat with the corresponding letter. A dino nuggs beans and smiley faces B pot noodle and beer Cchicken, veg and rice D fancy nouvelle cuisine.
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
samwhyte.bsky.social
And I'd trust her with my life.
A new type of relationship first experienced by my generation is "girl I've been friends with online for 20 years"
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Half are called "pickled yum-ions" and the other half "rectum destroyer"
The chucking cheese Jars of pickles onions called fart starters pickle my fancy gorgeous garlic ring stingers ass blasters bangin balsamic.
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
samwhyte.bsky.social
Sounds like something Not Food would say.
Baootle of yellow milk drink in clear bottle called "THIS IS FOOD"
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
samwhyte.bsky.social
Had the cricket on all night but switched it off when I got up at 7 coz "play must have almost finished for today"
Jimmy anderson on white background, smiling and giving the thumbs up
November 21, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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Jumpscare as the algorithm randomly autoplays an 11 year old video of me.
Me in an office with cream wall next to a blue vertical banner captioned spirit of Manc awards 2014 - wellbeing award. Identifying info redacted.
November 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
samwhyte.bsky.social
Herman Melville:
Meme: I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards. I don't know the og reference, sorry!!
November 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
samwhyte.bsky.social
My mother saved for years to go to Corfu she didn't get charitable status for it.
Opinion By Sebatian Payne My mother saved for years to send me to private school. Labour's class warfare will hurt parents like her.
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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The double-take I just did at the third bullet point.
LIVE headlien: Trump welcomes MBS to whitehouse - watch live Trup will sell F-35s to Saudi Arabia Cristiano Ronaldo to join meeting.
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
samwhyte.bsky.social
I called and they answered 🥹
@samwhyte on twitter Jul 19th 2024 Whoever's responsible for the Microsoft outage is getting fired anyway, so the smart thing to do would be knock Teams out for the day too and leave a hero.
November 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
samwhyte.bsky.social
Deep down, I believe this brand of ADHD med works better because I like the colour.
White hand with silver blue nail holding blister pack of purple and grey purple capsules.
November 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Autumnal
Skyline of Manchester City centre. Blue sky at top fading into pale yellowish white. Autumnal colored trees and house bathed in yellowish light in foreground.
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 AM
samwhyte.bsky.social
These clouds look so ominous in real life.
Manchester City centre skyline at dusk. Low blue/purple clouds with orange purple sky above.
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Yeah, I wouldn't wanna lose these precious memories to the sands of time.
Advert for cloud storage "make room memories" with my photos including a picture of my chin with an enormous purple bruise on it.
November 16, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Here they are
Two white women at an outdoor table in a pub in the evening. Both smiling.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Is Wired threatening me?
You’ve read your last free article.
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
samwhyte.bsky.social
The two genders
How would you describe yourself? Content creator Aspiring content creator
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Let me have a look, I could differentiate.
Cocaine-related deaths just hit a new high for the thirteenth consecutive year, with 1,279 people dying in the latest figures. (That number includes crack, since the two can’t be separated in toxicology reports.)
November 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
samwhyte.bsky.social
For Mr. S's birthday I got him some of that nostalgia nerd shit you all like
Jake The Snake Roberts dvd
November 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
samwhyte.bsky.social
You're a white South African, you eat Christmas Dinner with your ancestors who were villains.
Meme saying "Your ancestors weren't villains. Don't apologise for them to people who hate you RTed by Elon Musk with the word "yes".
November 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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The happiest of birthdays to my favourite @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social
White man with light brown hair in blue puma jacket sat at a cafe table.
November 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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King Dong Merrily on High
Christmas lights that are supposed to be candle surrounded by holly in the high street, but they look like erect dicks surrounded by holly.
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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lmao
Streeting said on Wednesday: “I can tell you without having even spoken to the prime minister what he thinks of briefing, what his reaction will be to the front pages and the broadcast bulletins overnight and the words I’m sure he would use are not suitable for a family show.” Asked whether the prime minister should sack the people responsible, he said: “Yes, but he’s got to find them first and I wouldn’t expect him to spend loads of time on this.”
November 12, 2025 at 11:14 AM
samwhyte.bsky.social
Same.
Dutch cheese packet describing it as "intense and nutty"
November 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
samwhyte.bsky.social
I appreciate this reference.
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM