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@strongmisgiving.bsky.social
Ross. He/Him
Writer. Poet. I believe in repetition and Carly Rae Jepsen. Refill the Nor Loch! All hail the sun!
Writer. Poet. I believe in repetition and Carly Rae Jepsen. Refill the Nor Loch! All hail the sun!
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@strongmisgiving.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Will this get funnier on here? No. Will I stop? No.
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I hadn't thought about it in quite such existentially terrifying terms as this, but this person is right. please buy my book so I am not forgotten by the unforgiving forward march of time
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I hadn't thought about it in quite such existentially terrifying terms as this, but this person is right. please buy my book so I am not forgotten by the unforgiving forward march of time
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this was the chorus to MMMbop by Hanson last time i did karaoke
November 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
this was the chorus to MMMbop by Hanson last time i did karaoke
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Bob Geldof and Midge Ure grumpily fielding questions from the press about Sub-Saharan weather patterns, following their back-of-a-fag-packet assertion that there won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Bob Geldof and Midge Ure grumpily fielding questions from the press about Sub-Saharan weather patterns, following their back-of-a-fag-packet assertion that there won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime
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During the song You're the One That I Want, our student union karaoke displayed 🎶 Nothing left, nothing left for me to do 🎶 as 🎶 Double love, double love for me to do 🎶.
November 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
During the song You're the One That I Want, our student union karaoke displayed 🎶 Nothing left, nothing left for me to do 🎶 as 🎶 Double love, double love for me to do 🎶.
Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
Just wistfully staring at moby dick on my bookshelf
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Just wistfully staring at moby dick on my bookshelf
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Guy who has a virtual assistant called AI Dente.
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Guy who has a virtual assistant called AI Dente.
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He brings pasta dishes at pot lucks, and his mate Al Amode brings dessert
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
He brings pasta dishes at pot lucks, and his mate Al Amode brings dessert
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there used to be an italian-owned cafe in the town where i lived called "al panino"
my mum insisted on calling it "al panino's"
my mum insisted on calling it "al panino's"
November 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
there used to be an italian-owned cafe in the town where i lived called "al panino"
my mum insisted on calling it "al panino's"
my mum insisted on calling it "al panino's"
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Arthur Dent's robot clone.
November 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Arthur Dent's robot clone.
Guy whose name is Al Dente
November 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Guy whose name is Al Dente
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Look, if I need the fairness of my true love's visage hymned I am calling you. If I need a plangent homily on nature's pulchritude I am getting a poet on a zoom STAT. Tinkering with the actual mechanisms of the universe while it is running? No chance pal
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Look, if I need the fairness of my true love's visage hymned I am calling you. If I need a plangent homily on nature's pulchritude I am getting a poet on a zoom STAT. Tinkering with the actual mechanisms of the universe while it is running? No chance pal
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Our NEW ISSUE featuring 30 remarkable new poems and stunning cover art by printmaker Molly Lemon is LIVE.
You can read it all here: www.dustpoetry.co.uk/issues/categ...
We hope you enjoy this issue and look forward to hearing what you think 🧡✨
You can read it all here: www.dustpoetry.co.uk/issues/categ...
We hope you enjoy this issue and look forward to hearing what you think 🧡✨
Issue 15, Dear World
www.dustpoetry.co.uk
November 22, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Our NEW ISSUE featuring 30 remarkable new poems and stunning cover art by printmaker Molly Lemon is LIVE.
You can read it all here: www.dustpoetry.co.uk/issues/categ...
We hope you enjoy this issue and look forward to hearing what you think 🧡✨
You can read it all here: www.dustpoetry.co.uk/issues/categ...
We hope you enjoy this issue and look forward to hearing what you think 🧡✨
There are, if anything, too many stars in the universe. There should be maybe 1000 or 2000
November 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
There are, if anything, too many stars in the universe. There should be maybe 1000 or 2000
Obviously check the rest of the issue here 👇 cracking stuff
We’re thrilled to have this poem in the issue, thank you 🧡
Issue 15, Dear World
www.dustpoetry.co.uk
November 22, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Obviously check the rest of the issue here 👇 cracking stuff
Have a Poem published in the latest edition of @dustpoetry.bsky.social about microplastics www.dustpoetry.co.uk/post/the-mic...
The microplastics in my body unionised by Ross McCleary
The microplastics in my body unionised while I was staring at the ocean;they took matters into their own hands,making pickets in the alcoves ofmy prefrontal cortex, replacingfuzzy void yesterdays with...
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November 22, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Have a Poem published in the latest edition of @dustpoetry.bsky.social about microplastics www.dustpoetry.co.uk/post/the-mic...
Yes... Ha ha ha... Yes!
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Yes... Ha ha ha... Yes!
Friday poem you should probably read before you head home from the office for the weekend www.havehashad.com/preview/hadp...
Please Consider The Environment Before Printing This Email by Ross McCleary
but if you must do so then please make sure to shred the pages after you’re done. If you must print this email then shred it, please, despite previous environmental concerns, burn the shreds in the Pr...
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November 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Friday poem you should probably read before you head home from the office for the weekend www.havehashad.com/preview/hadp...
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Him Dump, Girl:
Our panel of agony aunts gently try to convince this confused woman that the guy she's been messaging is actually a sentient rubbish tip trying to lure her into his crushing, stinky jaws
Our panel of agony aunts gently try to convince this confused woman that the guy she's been messaging is actually a sentient rubbish tip trying to lure her into his crushing, stinky jaws
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Him Dump, Girl:
Our panel of agony aunts gently try to convince this confused woman that the guy she's been messaging is actually a sentient rubbish tip trying to lure her into his crushing, stinky jaws
Our panel of agony aunts gently try to convince this confused woman that the guy she's been messaging is actually a sentient rubbish tip trying to lure her into his crushing, stinky jaws
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You Judge The Bee:
People describe how, why, and where they got stung and the readers vote on which of them was most to blame
People describe how, why, and where they got stung and the readers vote on which of them was most to blame
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
You Judge The Bee:
People describe how, why, and where they got stung and the readers vote on which of them was most to blame
People describe how, why, and where they got stung and the readers vote on which of them was most to blame
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A new feature, 'You Be the Judge, Jury, and Executioner', in which Ross hunts down and administers condign punishment to the most annoying former YBTJ subjects. We see him exultant, declaiming, "I am the law" as he deals the death blow.
November 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
A new feature, 'You Be the Judge, Jury, and Executioner', in which Ross hunts down and administers condign punishment to the most annoying former YBTJ subjects. We see him exultant, declaiming, "I am the law" as he deals the death blow.
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it's Black Friday week! so, just like the big shops who can actually afford to, I am doing a sale on my website
use the promo code BLACKFRIDAY for 15% off my surreal sci-fi detective novel The House on Utopia Way, or my poetry books Farewell Tour and PANIC!
www.stefmo.co.uk/shop
use the promo code BLACKFRIDAY for 15% off my surreal sci-fi detective novel The House on Utopia Way, or my poetry books Farewell Tour and PANIC!
www.stefmo.co.uk/shop
November 21, 2025 at 12:27 PM
it's Black Friday week! so, just like the big shops who can actually afford to, I am doing a sale on my website
use the promo code BLACKFRIDAY for 15% off my surreal sci-fi detective novel The House on Utopia Way, or my poetry books Farewell Tour and PANIC!
www.stefmo.co.uk/shop
use the promo code BLACKFRIDAY for 15% off my surreal sci-fi detective novel The House on Utopia Way, or my poetry books Farewell Tour and PANIC!
www.stefmo.co.uk/shop
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You be the judge.
Me: I am clumsy and knock things over a lot, my cat HATES it but I always sing her an apology song. I can't be less clumsy. Today I have knocked over three things and she's super mad.
Cat: this oaf INSISTS she can't help it but I think she barrels around. Also I hate the song.
Me: I am clumsy and knock things over a lot, my cat HATES it but I always sing her an apology song. I can't be less clumsy. Today I have knocked over three things and she's super mad.
Cat: this oaf INSISTS she can't help it but I think she barrels around. Also I hate the song.
November 21, 2025 at 10:50 AM
You be the judge.
Me: I am clumsy and knock things over a lot, my cat HATES it but I always sing her an apology song. I can't be less clumsy. Today I have knocked over three things and she's super mad.
Cat: this oaf INSISTS she can't help it but I think she barrels around. Also I hate the song.
Me: I am clumsy and knock things over a lot, my cat HATES it but I always sing her an apology song. I can't be less clumsy. Today I have knocked over three things and she's super mad.
Cat: this oaf INSISTS she can't help it but I think she barrels around. Also I hate the song.