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The villanelle of the piecenelle.
February 10, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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The Vengabus is sacred
And everybody’s naked
Mecca to the Vatican
The water’s fine, come on in

The glass that’s stained is humbling
And the jacuzzi’s bubbling
So if you like to exalt
Drive the bus-bath-church gestalt
February 8, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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There should be vegetarian butchers where you get a flank of tofu, cuts of Quorn, and Linda McCartney sausages on a string
February 1, 2026 at 6:09 PM
It's lucky I don't live on Mars, because whenever something unbelievable happens, I'd forget to exclaim, 'What on Mars...?'
February 1, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I suddenly recalled tonight that I was once serenaded with the Brenda Russell track Piano in the Dark by a girl in the school year below me.

Her piano-playing and singing were spot-on. However, it was the intense eye contact for the entire song that I still don't know how to interpret.
January 31, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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Further to looking at my new book cover, I wrote about getting the book published
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A blog about pop culture, software development and poetry.
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January 28, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Banking apps should have a whimsical Animal Crossing mode that shows your funds in bells rather than sterling.
January 27, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Happy Monday, persons.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7THj...
The Smurfs - Mr. Smurftastic (Audio)
YouTube video by Rebateman Two
www.youtube.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:54 AM
The phrase 'You said, we did' has a secret middle clause, which is 'someone wilfully misinterpreted'.
January 24, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Poets, comics, and other performers! I have a question, and your answers might make it into a future blog entry.

On Desert Island Discs, the comedian Alan Carr mentioned that he doesn't like watching other stand-ups. In fact, when he's on a bill, he only turns up for his own slot.

(P1/3)
January 19, 2026 at 10:14 AM
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French guy who lives in Wigan who goes by the name Wigan Pierre
January 18, 2026 at 8:52 PM
@strongmisgiving.bsky.social It's a shame you deleted that update because:
January 17, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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Fringe rejected my puppet version of Crash using hard boiled eggs because, in their words: “it’s too hot”
January 15, 2026 at 2:39 PM
She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes, although I've repeatedly told her it's twice as fast using the motorway.
January 15, 2026 at 12:28 PM
We're now at Season 5. What is the name of Casio keyboards is that theme tune all about?
I think the most underrated part of The A-Team is right at the end when Stephen J. Cannell pulls the paper out of his typewriter and sends it flying, which is then perfectly shot-matched with the animated titles. That must taken days to create in an era before computer graphics.
January 12, 2026 at 10:27 AM
We haven't had a major dance craze for a while. I think one is overdue.
January 10, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Since February, I’ve been quietly building up a YouTube channel.

If you take two d10 dice, the hypothetical odds of rolling a double ‘0’ are one in 100. This channel does just one activity: find out how many rolls it actually takes.

You can find it right now at:

youtube.com/@doublezeroc...
Double Zero Challenge
If you take two D10 dice, the hypothetical odds of rolling a double 0 are one in 100. We do one activity on this channel: find out how many rolls it actually takes.
youtube.com
January 9, 2026 at 9:17 AM
@jagohazzard.bsky.social Further to your latest video, I spotted a snow-covered classic train on Sunday.
For any train enthusiasts out there, I've spotted this West Coast Railways engine (code 37 706) parked at Dundee station this morning, with the front end covered in snow.
January 7, 2026 at 6:28 PM
🎶 Thomas Paine.
🎶 I bet you think this pamphlet's about you,
🎶 Thomas Paine.
January 6, 2026 at 11:30 AM
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My debut will be unputdownable because we'll make sure a powerful adhesive seeps from the pages
January 6, 2026 at 12:54 AM