New, improved 2026 Andrew
@andrewblair.co.uk
Software developer, poet, and only ever person to not be wrong about Doctor Who. He/him
https://andrewblair.co.uk
https://andrewblair.co.uk
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I can now also show you the cover for 'polblar tmolkop' by @andrewblair.co.uk 👾💚
Described by professional recluse and part-time mystic Fahad Al-Amoudi as 'Possibly the most important book of our lifetime...'
Described by professional recluse and part-time mystic Fahad Al-Amoudi as 'Possibly the most important book of our lifetime...'
Look at this. LOOK AT IT
At a bowling alley in Glenrothes and turns out they do pints of coffee
January 24, 2026 at 2:14 PM
At a bowling alley in Glenrothes and turns out they do pints of coffee
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Read this, thought “I would like to write one of these” and so I wrote one of them
January 23, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Read this, thought “I would like to write one of these” and so I wrote one of them
Read this, thought “I would like to write one of these” and so I wrote one of them
January 23, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Read this, thought “I would like to write one of these” and so I wrote one of them
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We're having a sale at thebraag.co/shop, with up to 50% off a whole BUNCH of our titles, including work by @timothyfox.bsky.social,
@sarahbwestcottpoet.bsky.social
@sarahkat.bsky.social
Kirsten Luckins, Nina Murray, & Anthony Cartwright ✨
💚 Sale ends February 10th 💚
@sarahbwestcottpoet.bsky.social
@sarahkat.bsky.social
Kirsten Luckins, Nina Murray, & Anthony Cartwright ✨
💚 Sale ends February 10th 💚
January 22, 2026 at 3:34 PM
We're having a sale at thebraag.co/shop, with up to 50% off a whole BUNCH of our titles, including work by @timothyfox.bsky.social,
@sarahbwestcottpoet.bsky.social
@sarahkat.bsky.social
Kirsten Luckins, Nina Murray, & Anthony Cartwright ✨
💚 Sale ends February 10th 💚
@sarahbwestcottpoet.bsky.social
@sarahkat.bsky.social
Kirsten Luckins, Nina Murray, & Anthony Cartwright ✨
💚 Sale ends February 10th 💚
Yet again I am asking why Skeletor is so ripped
January 22, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Yet again I am asking why Skeletor is so ripped
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I missed Tom Baker's birthday yesterday. So I have to post this.
January 21, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I missed Tom Baker's birthday yesterday. So I have to post this.
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"Kate, you should use AI to handle your terrible email inbox!"
Microsoft Copilot: "Sorry, it looks like I can’t respond to this. Let’s try a different topic. Suggestions: Write a rap song. Show me some cool facts. Teach me a new word!"
Microsoft Copilot: "Sorry, it looks like I can’t respond to this. Let’s try a different topic. Suggestions: Write a rap song. Show me some cool facts. Teach me a new word!"
January 21, 2026 at 2:01 PM
"Kate, you should use AI to handle your terrible email inbox!"
Microsoft Copilot: "Sorry, it looks like I can’t respond to this. Let’s try a different topic. Suggestions: Write a rap song. Show me some cool facts. Teach me a new word!"
Microsoft Copilot: "Sorry, it looks like I can’t respond to this. Let’s try a different topic. Suggestions: Write a rap song. Show me some cool facts. Teach me a new word!"
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Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
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I don’t know why ‘one-trick pony’ is supposed to be disparaging when I’ve never seen a horse do any tricks at all
January 21, 2026 at 9:43 AM
I don’t know why ‘one-trick pony’ is supposed to be disparaging when I’ve never seen a horse do any tricks at all
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Damn, even Sesame Street is scoring off me
January 20, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Damn, even Sesame Street is scoring off me
I remember there being a rerelease of Dancing in the Moonlight which added someone saying “Here we go!” before the chorus and I don’t want to find out if it’s real because that might involve hearing it
January 21, 2026 at 9:05 AM
I remember there being a rerelease of Dancing in the Moonlight which added someone saying “Here we go!” before the chorus and I don’t want to find out if it’s real because that might involve hearing it
This year I’m getting at least two work emails a day from Microsoft saying “hey, you know what’s great? Copilot!”
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:19 AM
This year I’m getting at least two work emails a day from Microsoft saying “hey, you know what’s great? Copilot!”
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Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.
January 20, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.
Remembered I had a contact form on my website.
Discovered it hasn’t worked for months due to a tiny update Google made.
Fortunately I am unpopular
Discovered it hasn’t worked for months due to a tiny update Google made.
Fortunately I am unpopular
January 20, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Remembered I had a contact form on my website.
Discovered it hasn’t worked for months due to a tiny update Google made.
Fortunately I am unpopular
Discovered it hasn’t worked for months due to a tiny update Google made.
Fortunately I am unpopular
Enigmatic and expansive
a black and white photo of an alien 's face with water dripping from it 's mouth .
Alt: A xenomorph/Alien dripping saliva over its jaws
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Enigmatic and expansive
Does anyone here have an android tablet?
January 20, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Does anyone here have an android tablet?
The ebook of Jubilee by @robertshearman.bsky.social is 99p today. This is not a drill.
January 20, 2026 at 12:13 PM
The ebook of Jubilee by @robertshearman.bsky.social is 99p today. This is not a drill.
Labour moving from “the police shouldn’t have used AI because it’s unreliable” to “we are going to use AI to monitor crime” in the space of a week
Shabana Mahmood here, and the vibes are not getting better.
January 20, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Labour moving from “the police shouldn’t have used AI because it’s unreliable” to “we are going to use AI to monitor crime” in the space of a week
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Look at this. LOOK AT IT
I can now also show you the cover for 'polblar tmolkop' by @andrewblair.co.uk 👾💚
Described by professional recluse and part-time mystic Fahad Al-Amoudi as 'Possibly the most important book of our lifetime...'
Described by professional recluse and part-time mystic Fahad Al-Amoudi as 'Possibly the most important book of our lifetime...'
January 16, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Look at this. LOOK AT IT
My nephew laughs like Valentine Dyall
January 18, 2026 at 2:55 PM
My nephew laughs like Valentine Dyall
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Everything reminds me of him...
January 17, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Everything reminds me of him...
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It's not that common a letter anyway. You can get around it in most cases by usings Cs, Ks and other letters depending on how the word is pronounced
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www.independent.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 3:44 PM
It's not that common a letter anyway. You can get around it in most cases by usings Cs, Ks and other letters depending on how the word is pronounced