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New, improved 2026 Andrew
@andrewblair.co.uk
Software developer, poet, and only ever person to not be wrong about Doctor Who. He/him

https://andrewblair.co.uk
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Look at this. LOOK AT IT
I can now also show you the cover for 'polblar tmolkop' by @andrewblair.co.uk 👾💚

Described by professional recluse and part-time mystic Fahad Al-Amoudi as 'Possibly the most important book of our lifetime...'
At a bowling alley in Glenrothes and turns out they do pints of coffee
January 24, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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Read this, thought “I would like to write one of these” and so I wrote one of them
January 23, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Read this, thought “I would like to write one of these” and so I wrote one of them
January 23, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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We're having a sale at thebraag.co/shop, with up to 50% off a whole BUNCH of our titles, including work by @timothyfox.bsky.social,
@sarahbwestcottpoet.bsky.social
@sarahkat.bsky.social
Kirsten Luckins, Nina Murray, & Anthony Cartwright ✨

💚 Sale ends February 10th 💚
January 22, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Yet again I am asking why Skeletor is so ripped
January 22, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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I missed Tom Baker's birthday yesterday. So I have to post this.
January 21, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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"Kate, you should use AI to handle your terrible email inbox!"
Microsoft Copilot: "Sorry, it looks like I can’t respond to this. Let’s try a different topic. Suggestions: Write a rap song. Show me some cool facts. Teach me a new word!"
January 21, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it

Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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I don’t know why ‘one-trick pony’ is supposed to be disparaging when I’ve never seen a horse do any tricks at all
January 21, 2026 at 9:43 AM
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Damn, even Sesame Street is scoring off me
January 20, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I remember there being a rerelease of Dancing in the Moonlight which added someone saying “Here we go!” before the chorus and I don’t want to find out if it’s real because that might involve hearing it
January 21, 2026 at 9:05 AM
This year I’m getting at least two work emails a day from Microsoft saying “hey, you know what’s great? Copilot!”
January 21, 2026 at 8:19 AM
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Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.
January 20, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Remembered I had a contact form on my website.
Discovered it hasn’t worked for months due to a tiny update Google made.
Fortunately I am unpopular
January 20, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Enigmatic and expansive
a black and white photo of an alien 's face with water dripping from it 's mouth .
Alt: A xenomorph/Alien dripping saliva over its jaws
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Does anyone here have an android tablet?
January 20, 2026 at 8:14 PM
The ebook of Jubilee by @robertshearman.bsky.social is 99p today. This is not a drill.
January 20, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Labour moving from “the police shouldn’t have used AI because it’s unreliable” to “we are going to use AI to monitor crime” in the space of a week
Shabana Mahmood here, and the vibes are not getting better.
January 20, 2026 at 10:54 AM
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Look at this. LOOK AT IT
I can now also show you the cover for 'polblar tmolkop' by @andrewblair.co.uk 👾💚

Described by professional recluse and part-time mystic Fahad Al-Amoudi as 'Possibly the most important book of our lifetime...'
January 16, 2026 at 11:20 AM
My nephew laughs like Valentine Dyall
January 18, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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Everything reminds me of him...
January 17, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Morning
January 17, 2026 at 10:25 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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aspirational
January 16, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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It's not that common a letter anyway. You can get around it in most cases by usings Cs, Ks and other letters depending on how the word is pronounced
January 16, 2026 at 3:44 PM