Andboo Scare
@andrewblair.co.uk
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Software developer, poet, and only ever person to not be wrong about Doctor Who. He/him https://andrewblair.co.uk
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Written a lot of poems, articles, and apps and put most of them here
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Almost immediately finding out one of the Bad Dr Who Cosplay Young Tories whose clothes we were making fun of wants to legalise sisterfucking is like a really quick Milkshake Duck if instead of drinking milkshake, the duck had been filmed masturbating into a neighbour's wheelie bin
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This is the only proper way to watch Beckett. This person understands Beckett on a level you and I cannot even hope to.
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TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it
One Star Review of Waiting for Godot on Broadway
I recently attended Waiting for Godot on Broadway and spent over $1,400 for two Row C seats (103 and 104). I'm a longtime admirer of Broadway productions and even hold a season pass for Shea's Performing Arts Theatre, so I came in with genuine enthusiasm and high expectations. Unfortunately, this show was unlike anything ! have ever experienced —and not in a good way.
What I encountered was not the artistry, music, or emotional storytelling I usually associate with Broadway, but instead what felt like an endless cycle of nonsensical conversation between characters who seemed trapped in their own madness. I tried-truly tried-to find meaning, symbolism, or even a thread of emotional resonance. I stayed through the first half hoping the second would offer clarity. But by intermission, it was clear: this was a waste of both time and money.
Keanu Reeves is an actor I respect greatly, but I cannot fathom why he would agree to participate in such a disjointed, inaccessible production. His talent was lost in a performance that defied reason rather than provoked insight.
To anyone considering attending: unless you are drawn to highly abstract, nearly incomprehensible theater, I strongly caution you against this show. For the average, educated, thoughtful theatergoer, it is far more frustrating than fulfilling. In my opinion, this was the single most disappointing Broadway experience I've ever had - an unfortunate waste of money and, more importantly, of time.
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Absolutely they can and not a shock some of them respond to a guy from
space oxbridge going round the universe interfering in everything, but I didn’t feel the McCoy era was especially subtle in its politics
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Like a Home Counties winter soldier activation code
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he keeps the fuck in the shoulders
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Bring back the genuinely fucked up looking old school honey monster
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Broke important ground in my development as a middle aged man tonight by completing my first gig ina sweater
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Randomly say this on my timeline and figured I’d pass it on...

This dog is named Clio. She did not study and she does not know how to read. 😊
Cute eager-looking black doggie about to take an exam in a classroom
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Plato: “a MARKETPLACE of ideas?”
Me: “oh shit, no, I’ve oversold it”
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Joni Mitchell had a short but passionate affair with Cnut
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I suppose if you were going to resemble a muppet he’s probably up there
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Nothing especially wrong with Skeeter but if he’s your favourite muppet you’re a psychopath
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Also willing to bet no one is going to say Skeeter
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Spare Idlewild ticket for tonight folks, just Idlewild and me and some mates in Edinburgh, what's not to love. Pay what you want for it.
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“My sort code ? 1…1…1…1….no hang on. 2…2…2…2…or was it 1?”
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It’s also the most plausible one
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* change national anthem to Mogwai Fear Satan
* Bring Arran a bit nearer
* Neeps and tatties to be combined into Neeties
* Cities will have legs installed and roam the country
* A bothy for every child
* Anyone with mental health gets five minutes in a cave with a struggling spider
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Mind when Kermode started singing the Internationale when reviewing Sex and the City 2? That’s how I felt
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YouTube kids recommended a Mr Beast video to my son and we watched it and I have now blocked that sociopath’s channel because fuck that