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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 4m

I like that this is in verse

It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 6m

I bet Mr Muscle makes him
Wear the suit on special occasions

Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 4m

Tell them about the honey mummy

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Kate but spooky @magickitten.bsky.social · 7h

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 8h

Bring back the genuinely fucked up looking old school honey monster

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Gareth Edwards @garethe68.bsky.social · 1h

🎶 Happy days are here again! 🎶

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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 8h

We saw you across the bar and liked your vibe

photo of two people dressed as Bibendum, the Michelin mascot, in 1890s. This costume is: a bunch of tires wrapped around every part of a body.

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Alan Burns @alanburns.bsky.social · 8h

The Honey Monster, Hofmeister Bear and Mr Tayto would definitely have gone on an 18-30 to Magaluf together and not even needed a 'do not disturb if a sock's on the doorknob' system because they would've all been at it non-stop

RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 8h

The Honey Monster is a Fuck Machine and Rose is/was right to say it

Rose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 13h

Someone had a right go at me because I said the Honey Monster definitely fucks and would be an attentive and enthusiastic lover with a willingness to experiment

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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 8h

Bring back the genuinely fucked up looking old school honey monster

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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 8h

Bring back the genuinely fucked up looking old school honey monster

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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 8h

I don't know if I told you and @regretteruane.bsky.social this at the time but my sources once informed me that the 1980s honeymonster and the 1980s guy who played Mr Muscle were (and maybe still are) a couple

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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 8h

The Honey Monster is a Fuck Machine and Rose is/was right to say it

Rose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 13h

Someone had a right go at me because I said the Honey Monster definitely fucks and would be an attentive and enthusiastic lover with a willingness to experiment

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 10h

Beano #1340, Mar 23, 1968

In this thrilling adventure Biffo finds a woman's dustbin lid and is rewarded with a shiny sixpence, which audibly SHATTERS Buster's fragile psyche.
WOMAN: Well done, Biffo! You've found my dustbin lid-- It blew away this morning. Here's a sixpence for you!

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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 10h

Nothing says "functioning economy" like everyone turning up for work pissed

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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 13h

A man threatened to kill me because I criticised the films of Yorgos Lantimos.

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 1d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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Rose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 13h

Someone had a right go at me because I said the Honey Monster definitely fucks and would be an attentive and enthusiastic lover with a willingness to experiment

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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 10h

This sucks somewhat

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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 22h

Guy at the party grabbing the aux and putting on Vexations

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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 11h

You can sense the relief in the 820s

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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 15h

It's funny cos it's not uniform in the slightest but the performances are very similar but not so much that you don't notice a tiny inflection, a miniscule mistake or something slightly off (I'm at 740 lol)

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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 11h

I love Performance but thus far you may have a point

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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 12h

This evening's viewing

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Max Liu @maxjliu.bsky.social · 12h

Went to a shop, bought a novel on publication day (near enough), came home, started reading. Haven't felt this excitement since err... Bleeding Edge. Or when late Roths were coming out. Cherish greatness while we have it and always be a fan.

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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 20h

open.spotify.com/album/3rq6Kn...

Satie: Vexations (840 Times)

open.spotify.com

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Hojo @itishojo.bsky.social · 22h

840

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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 22h

Richard Hearne agreeing to play the vexations with one stipulation

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