Lionella
@lionella.bsky.social
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For decorative purposes only. Easily distracted by shiny things
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are you today’s date because you’re a 10/10
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coffee and a little treat before I harm myself and others
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vampires are such a pain in the neck
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come to my circus, I’ll show you my monkeys (seductively)
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a coffee so strong it shows up on a drug test
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unless you ask really nicely 💖
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so everyone is fussing over this guy on the train sitting him down, explaining how to get to his destination safely, and he is looking completely perplexed by all the attention…turns out the mop he was holding that he’d just bought looks exactly like a blind man’s cane
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I did the maths and the numbers confirmed I deserve a little treat
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actually any dinner can be a murder mystery dinner
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it was a bit unfortunate
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GOOD LUCK BOIS & GiRLS 🙈
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unimaginable injustice: you, a woman with correct opinions and impressive cleavage, still have to go to work tomorrow
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it’s +25C in sunny London ☀️
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I love your resting bitch face, you should frown more often
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I like the sound of that (birds singing in the garden)