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the chat is always with you, sweet prince, always
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be the painting every owner turns around
May 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
be the painting every owner turns around
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trick people into thinking you're a vegetarian by eating vegetarian food but secretly biting off and swallowing a bit of your tongue with every meal
February 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
trick people into thinking you're a vegetarian by eating vegetarian food but secretly biting off and swallowing a bit of your tongue with every meal
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every pic of jd vance looks taken at the exact moment he realises he's a fucking moron
July 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
every pic of jd vance looks taken at the exact moment he realises he's a fucking moron
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every now and then i frantically shred a load of paper to feed my fetish for the imminent consequences of sloppy corruption
September 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
every now and then i frantically shred a load of paper to feed my fetish for the imminent consequences of sloppy corruption
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become a new problem every day
August 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
become a new problem every day
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every town over 30k residents should have an officially-appointed clown with its own official outfit and ceremonial duties, honking their nose when a new baby is born, trousers falling down during mayoral speeches, carrying out evictions etc
August 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
every town over 30k residents should have an officially-appointed clown with its own official outfit and ceremonial duties, honking their nose when a new baby is born, trousers falling down during mayoral speeches, carrying out evictions etc
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every episode of call the midwife should have one scene where someone opens something ordinary like a cupboard or a door revealing someone who says caaaaaalllll ttthheeeee mmmmiiiiiiidwiiiiiiife in a long low creaky groan and then they shut the door & everyone carries on like it never happened
July 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
every episode of call the midwife should have one scene where someone opens something ordinary like a cupboard or a door revealing someone who says caaaaaalllll ttthheeeee mmmmiiiiiiidwiiiiiiife in a long low creaky groan and then they shut the door & everyone carries on like it never happened
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novichok ambridge i hate every single inhabitant
June 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
novichok ambridge i hate every single inhabitant
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guy who thinks every cloud looks like sean penn and makes everyone look
September 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
guy who thinks every cloud looks like sean penn and makes everyone look
this was a joke at the time
sorry i said you sext grok every night
November 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
this was a joke at the time
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sweeping the front yard every day is the price we pay for no-one suspecting what really goes on here
February 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
sweeping the front yard every day is the price we pay for no-one suspecting what really goes on here
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every time the tide comes in it's hoping to see you but you're not there so it hangs about for a few hours then slowly goes back out
July 13, 2025 at 8:42 AM
every time the tide comes in it's hoping to see you but you're not there so it hangs about for a few hours then slowly goes back out
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every time you buy a freddo you increase the scarcity and the price goes up for everyone
August 11, 2025 at 11:16 AM
every time you buy a freddo you increase the scarcity and the price goes up for everyone
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mate you just described every city in europe
CNN Reporter in LA: There’s graffiti that says F Trump. The smell of weed is in the air.
June 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
mate you just described every city in europe
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a parrot with its beak and claws removed makes an excellent toy for a brutish child
November 12, 2024 at 12:43 PM
a parrot with its beak and claws removed makes an excellent toy for a brutish child
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child benefit should go directly to the kids for energy drinks and lego
April 22, 2025 at 8:22 AM
child benefit should go directly to the kids for energy drinks and lego
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You ever worry that a tissue you sneezed in gets recycled and there's a lonely confused cardboard box somewhere that is essentially your child
August 31, 2025 at 1:08 PM
You ever worry that a tissue you sneezed in gets recycled and there's a lonely confused cardboard box somewhere that is essentially your child
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November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Sex and the Citizen.
Miranda Rights suggest the possibility of Samantha Rights and Charlotte Rights and Carrie Rights
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Sex and the Citizen.
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all poets must register at, and surrender all pencils & elaborate scarves to, their nearest police station by 5pm tuesday
March 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
all poets must register at, and surrender all pencils & elaborate scarves to, their nearest police station by 5pm tuesday
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by 50 you should really have encountered and killed an alternate you from another reality
February 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
by 50 you should really have encountered and killed an alternate you from another reality
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ending every brief but dazzling conversation at a party by tapping my tip jar
February 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
ending every brief but dazzling conversation at a party by tapping my tip jar
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one of the under 12s lambada team i coach has got detention for brawling i got the whole squad except him on the minibus ready to go, don't really want to risk losing our spot at the finals by waiting but my god when he dances you almost forget he's a rough diamond from the wrong side of the tracks
May 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
one of the under 12s lambada team i coach has got detention for brawling i got the whole squad except him on the minibus ready to go, don't really want to risk losing our spot at the finals by waiting but my god when he dances you almost forget he's a rough diamond from the wrong side of the tracks
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my ex: hey what's that film we saw where a guy gets surprised by a dolphin and knocks himself unconscious and his girlfriend makes out with the paramedic
me [sighing]: that was us lisa, that was us at seaworld
me [sighing]: that was us lisa, that was us at seaworld
February 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
my ex: hey what's that film we saw where a guy gets surprised by a dolphin and knocks himself unconscious and his girlfriend makes out with the paramedic
me [sighing]: that was us lisa, that was us at seaworld
me [sighing]: that was us lisa, that was us at seaworld
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