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Kirk: greetings, we come in peace! our mission is to explore strange new worlds, and-

Alien with three dicks for eyes: excuse me?

Bones: jim ffs

Kirk: our mission is to explore normal new worlds

Alien: is he always this rude

honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 7h

Way or you orl lurking et me lark thit

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 7h

The ONLY explanation

honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 7h

Verily I doth hath a brand new combine harvester and forsooth the key shall be thine

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Leona Scream @editor.scot · 7h

it is deeply unserious and has shifted my entire worldview of Elizabethean timez. You cannot tell me they were all codpiecin’ around sounding like this

on.soundcloud.com/MrhPE9jfzUS4...

Sonnet 116

Listen to Sonnet 116 by British Library Board #np on #SoundCloud

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 7h

whit tha shut as thus

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 7h

not less easily but less imperatively to be more accurate

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 7h

probably less easily now i don't smoke weed but when i did 1kg of sweets in a day was a faintly shameful but unrepentant standard tbh

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 7h

7-9 days is optimum, warm it up first obvs

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · Jul 7

they said it couldn't be done but it turns out they just meant safely

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spooky tree girl 🍂 @kelestrian-exile.bsky.social · 8h

you can accomplish a lot very quickly if you disregard everything and don't care about the future

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 7h

in all seriousness 3kg of haribo in 3 days is nothing, it's only 2.4 standard bags of starmix a day for 3 days, i do this without breaking a sweat...this guy is a joke, he looks three times my size, his arms are the size of my legs and i can do 5kg in 3 days piece of piss