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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · Aug 21
the chat is always with you, sweet prince, always
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 6h
a higher calling, spite
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 6h
there are many other tales from the last 6 weeks, may well tell some if and when i'm ever not exhausted again
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 6h
i don't do this for the money
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 7h
no i live in a complex network of tunnels
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · Aug 30
urgh god the cops are at the door bet this is about what i do at night
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · Aug 10
This week in Great Guy magazine, "I held the door open for her and all I got back was a thankyou"
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · Jul 19
going door to door asking if anyone would like to write a song about me
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · Feb 25
someone who can't play the piano is next door playing the piano
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · Mar 9
a pair of cowboy boots pokes out through my wardrobe door and at night i tell myself it's daryl hall keeping me safe while i sleep
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · Mar 16
knocking my neighbour's door at 2am sobbing that my clothes have lost their magic again then making him give me feedback on various outfits i've drawn on the back of the restraining order
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · Apr 22
walking round the block after you turn me down then knocking on your door and asking what about now
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · Feb 16
will puke on your love rival's front door, just need £80, an oversized lasagne & an address
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 7h
had a right hoot on here this evening, lovely stuff
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 7h
ew, in a pie???
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 7h
🤝💚
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · Nov 20
at junior school my nerdy mate was talking about the earliest computers being the size of a room and this disbelieving kid held his arms out wide and said oh yeah sure i suppose the space bar was this big
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · Aug 9
24 hours from tulsa but 24 hours directly upwards, he is in deep space
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · Aug 13
have a deal with the moon if we're both still single in 5 years
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · Jan 26
the good thing about decisions is they're not compulsory, you can just float about in the space between moments
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · Feb 23
please don't be alarmed if parts of me disappear and reappear during your stay, i inhabit space very unevenly. breakfast is between 7 & 9 in the dining room.
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · Nov 30
babe come over we're tumbling through space in a fog of unhappened pasts
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 7h
not much tbh, been doing various other things and it's been a right long old slog but only 8 days of harvest left thank fuck
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astro zithers @lightningcolors.bsky.social · May 30
be nice to yourself. would you be mean to an android ladybug with nondemonstrable passions and a glort-cupcake from the land of riboflavin? i wouldn't think so
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 18h
I'm as much to blame as you are, I said, because what's one more lie.
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · Jan 27
every man has his optimal beard length, too long or short and his fate shall be madness
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