The Code of Hammurabi is on everyone's lips
January 16, 2026 at 3:13 PM
The Code of Hammurabi is on everyone's lips
I have been roped into the periphery of a project so dull that the kick-off meeting caused my corporeal form to lose all hope and collapse into a miasma
January 16, 2026 at 12:29 PM
I have been roped into the periphery of a project so dull that the kick-off meeting caused my corporeal form to lose all hope and collapse into a miasma
@neilclasper.bsky.social @kirkdalebooks.bsky.social finally started The Lowlife last night 😍
January 16, 2026 at 10:28 AM
@neilclasper.bsky.social @kirkdalebooks.bsky.social finally started The Lowlife last night 😍
Huge boost for Starmer as he is declared seaworthy
January 16, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Huge boost for Starmer as he is declared seaworthy
If Bobson Jenrick’s truth involves watching a 20 minute video of him well, I simply cannot handle the truth
January 15, 2026 at 8:31 PM
If Bobson Jenrick’s truth involves watching a 20 minute video of him well, I simply cannot handle the truth
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I imagine Big Bobby Jenners will be celebrating his latest nefarious moves by enjoying a delicious “pint”
January 15, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I imagine Big Bobby Jenners will be celebrating his latest nefarious moves by enjoying a delicious “pint”
Robert Jenrick moisturises with slurry
January 15, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Robert Jenrick moisturises with slurry
I appeared in 31 searches this week
January 15, 2026 at 11:41 AM
I appeared in 31 searches this week
Can't believe this could happen to the nation's sweetheart, Bobby Jenrick
January 15, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Can't believe this could happen to the nation's sweetheart, Bobby Jenrick
I have had my toast(s)
a man with long hair and a mustache is making a face
ALT: a man with long hair and a mustache is making a face
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January 15, 2026 at 9:46 AM
I have had my toast(s)
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Tom Skinners Walk sounds like a Victorian bone malady
January 15, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Tom Skinners Walk sounds like a Victorian bone malady
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That's 5% of the available UK armed forces.
BREAKING: The UK is sending a single military officer to Greenland at the request of Denmark to participate in a multi-nation exercise
January 15, 2026 at 8:26 AM
That's 5% of the available UK armed forces.
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Bold having season 2 of Hijack set on a canal barge
January 14, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Bold having season 2 of Hijack set on a canal barge
I have had my bean chili
January 14, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I have had my bean chili
Sorry I couldn't take your call I'm listening to The Royal Scam again
a man in a white shirt is playing a guitar in front of a yamaha amplifier
ALT: a man in a white shirt is playing a guitar in front of a yamaha amplifier
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Sorry I couldn't take your call I'm listening to The Royal Scam again
The office has installed something that intermittently lets out high pitched screeching. A huge improvement imo
January 13, 2026 at 2:47 PM
The office has installed something that intermittently lets out high pitched screeching. A huge improvement imo
The GDPR
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.
Mine is the Patuxent.
Mine is the Patuxent.
January 12, 2026 at 8:52 PM
The GDPR
I have had the balance of my “Moroccan style” chicken stew with the brown rice of patience
January 12, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I have had the balance of my “Moroccan style” chicken stew with the brown rice of patience
"He turned up with two empty holdalls asking to be called the Duke of Grifton"
January 12, 2026 at 4:18 PM
"He turned up with two empty holdalls asking to be called the Duke of Grifton"
Hungry After Lunch: The Zemblamatic Story
January 12, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Hungry After Lunch: The Zemblamatic Story
ONE LAST HEIST THEN I'M OUT
I don't understand how it's not incredibly awkward for Reform that Boris Johnson loyalists keep joining while the party attacks his legacy in office?
inews.co.uk/news/politic...
inews.co.uk/news/politic...
Former Tory Chancellor Nadhim Zahawi defects to Reform
Zahawi, who is no longer an MP, said that he is convinced that 'Britain needs Reform'
inews.co.uk
January 12, 2026 at 11:30 AM
ONE LAST HEIST THEN I'M OUT