James
@zemblamatic.bsky.social
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James
@zemblamatic.bsky.social
· 1h
A lived reality when you do an extension round here
James
@zemblamatic.bsky.social
· 2h
Now let’s enjoy a rum and the inevitable stranglewank
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James
@zemblamatic.bsky.social
· 2h
I am punting my phone into the stratosphere
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James
@zemblamatic.bsky.social
· 2h
I feel our ancestors would be surprised to learn that their descendants would spend upwards of 50% of their time processing domestic recycling (estimated)
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James
@zemblamatic.bsky.social
· 2h
You’re ability to find a silver lining is unsurpassed
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James
@zemblamatic.bsky.social
· 3h
We had onion bhajji, lamb sagwala, chicken deshi biryani and tarka dhal last night 💪
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James
@zemblamatic.bsky.social
· 4h
*whistles the Nut-Brown Maiden*
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James
@zemblamatic.bsky.social
· 4h
This teaches us NOTHING about b2b sales!
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James
@zemblamatic.bsky.social
· 4h
Yes full bore mentalist
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James
@zemblamatic.bsky.social
· 5h
Just bumped into your da
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James
@zemblamatic.bsky.social
· 6h
the apocalypse every megabasement owner fears and secretly craves
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James
@zemblamatic.bsky.social
· 6h
You don't hear much about megabasements these days. The shadow-brother of the fatberg
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James
@zemblamatic.bsky.social
· 6h
the GFC put paid to their brand of minstrelry
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@zemblamatic.bsky.social
· 7h
I don’t know her
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James
@zemblamatic.bsky.social
· 7h
Tunnardian
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James
@zemblamatic.bsky.social
· 7h
Hopefully indoor plumbing has caught up and she would be relatively sanitary today
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James
@zemblamatic.bsky.social
· 8h
no need to be coy Roy (Orbison, you fuckboi)
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James
@zemblamatic.bsky.social
· 9h
you'll turn into china
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James
@zemblamatic.bsky.social
· 9h
He’s seen things you people wouldn’t believe
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James
@zemblamatic.bsky.social
· 10h
A fantasist, essentially. My nan was from Altofts so I am technically more northern than you and I am southern af
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James
@zemblamatic.bsky.social
· 10h
I am beginning to question if you really are northern at all
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James
@zemblamatic.bsky.social
· 10h
because of WOKE
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James
@zemblamatic.bsky.social
· 10h
fix the breakfast spoil the child
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James
@zemblamatic.bsky.social
· 11h
broiled over easy
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James
@zemblamatic.bsky.social
· 11h
I'll fix breakfast in back
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