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James
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BINGO BINGO BINGO
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
urgh need to retire by 2029 better get me some of those magic beans
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
BOOB LOLS
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
ZERO RATE VAT ON FABERGÉ EGGS U COWARDS
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Even more reason to abolish the OBR now.
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Budget predictions:

Disastrous Babybel tax

Windfall tax on manufacturers of monocles and spats

Complete deregulation of the reed growing industry
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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oyster vending machine
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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Nobody fucked as much as the McShane Disraeli, not even Lovejoy.
November 26, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I am loitering in the lobby
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
A meeting in the soft seating meeting room

#salaryMania
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I CAN’T BELIEVE
far too rich to supply a substitute for butter
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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From Hell’s Heart I Stab At Thee, Charlie Brown
Say you will, say you won't, say you'll do what I don't, Charlie Brown
History is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Say you will, say you won't, say you'll do what I don't, Charlie Brown
History is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake, Charlie Brown
About suffering they were never wrong, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Everybody gangsta until they get charged inheritance tax
I don't think this was actually deliberately published as ragebait, but the entitlement contained within is remarkable and a classic example of the sort of sentiment governments sometimes just have to face down inews.co.uk/inews-lifest...?
We were hit with a £148k inheritance tax bill when mum died at 97 - it's disgusting
Jill Lemon has labelled inheritance tax as 'cruel', 'horrible' and 'unfair'
inews.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 AM
It’s mondaying quite heavily out there
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Marco Rubio’s massive ears must be a huge asset in negotiations
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
My sinuses are having a moment
November 23, 2025 at 11:12 AM
This pope definitely does the AY WASSUP thing with his main cardinals/homies
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 AM
PARLAY ROMANCING INTO FINANCING

OPENED UP A RESTAURANT WITH TED DANSON
November 23, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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BIG BALLS GOT WORRY #BIGBALLS
November 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Guy in Toto:
November 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I made a garlic/chili/honey chicken thing and smashed cucumber salad and basically I am ok for garlic until tomorrow
November 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I have entered into a transaction of such surpassing astuteness with Messrs J Sainsbury & Sons in the matter of three (large) bottles of Asahi that it will have to be explained to future generations by Ms Margot Robbie in a bath
November 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
There haven't been any good budget leaks for days
November 22, 2025 at 11:22 AM