h4ckys4ck
@h4ckys4ck.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover and maybe more
Done a bit of googling and I’ve given myself pleurisy
December 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Done a bit of googling and I’ve given myself pleurisy
Still not sure where I’m supposed to go for my borcester vaccine
December 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Still not sure where I’m supposed to go for my borcester vaccine
You have been pronouncing Jeff Fahey’s surname wrong all this time
December 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
You have been pronouncing Jeff Fahey’s surname wrong all this time
Reposted by h4ckys4ck
I heard you like bad boys, i’m screening a DVD on an oil rig
December 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I heard you like bad boys, i’m screening a DVD on an oil rig
Lockdown babies will be coming up for 6 now. Only time will tell but I, for one, am shitting it about those creepy bastards
December 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Lockdown babies will be coming up for 6 now. Only time will tell but I, for one, am shitting it about those creepy bastards
Ok, hard truths time. Before Avicii left us, I’d already made the decision to stop listening to his music
December 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Ok, hard truths time. Before Avicii left us, I’d already made the decision to stop listening to his music
Hairy Bikers reboot?
December 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Hairy Bikers reboot?
🎵 I Would Do Any 2 Main Curries Plus 2 Veg Starters or 1 Meat Starter With a Choice of Rice or Chips For Love (but I won’t do that)
A playlist for curry lovers…
🎵 It’s My Chapati (and I’ll Cry If I Want To)
🎵 Jalfrezi Little Thing Called Love
🎵 Paneer There and Everywhere
🎵 Knockin on Heaven’s Tandoor
🎵 Don’t Peschwari, Be Happy
🎵 Naan, I Feel Like a Woman
🎵 Poppadom Preach
🎵 Tears On My Pilau
🎵 Paperback Raita
🎵 Nessun Korma
🎵 It’s My Chapati (and I’ll Cry If I Want To)
🎵 Jalfrezi Little Thing Called Love
🎵 Paneer There and Everywhere
🎵 Knockin on Heaven’s Tandoor
🎵 Don’t Peschwari, Be Happy
🎵 Naan, I Feel Like a Woman
🎵 Poppadom Preach
🎵 Tears On My Pilau
🎵 Paperback Raita
🎵 Nessun Korma
December 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
🎵 I Would Do Any 2 Main Curries Plus 2 Veg Starters or 1 Meat Starter With a Choice of Rice or Chips For Love (but I won’t do that)
People think Christmas is about throwing a barrel down some girders on a building site and hoping you kill a plumber but if anything that’s closer to the plot of Donkey Kong than what Christmas is actually about
December 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
People think Christmas is about throwing a barrel down some girders on a building site and hoping you kill a plumber but if anything that’s closer to the plot of Donkey Kong than what Christmas is actually about
I don’t understand why Mary didn’t just slice open the donkey with her lightsaber and climb inside it
December 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I don’t understand why Mary didn’t just slice open the donkey with her lightsaber and climb inside it
Just annoyed we can’t all live post during celeb Masterchef cos iPlayer
December 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Just annoyed we can’t all live post during celeb Masterchef cos iPlayer
Anyone got this months Dogs in Hot Cars yet? Check out page 12 🥵
December 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Anyone got this months Dogs in Hot Cars yet? Check out page 12 🥵
Shouted “LUNA” at the park today. Made away with about 15 dogs and 7 children. Decent haul
December 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Shouted “LUNA” at the park today. Made away with about 15 dogs and 7 children. Decent haul
Fish finger sandwich for the lady and a fish wrist sandwich for sir
December 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Fish finger sandwich for the lady and a fish wrist sandwich for sir
I want to let you in on a little secret that fishmongers have known about for years. Fishes Wrists. It’s the best part
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I want to let you in on a little secret that fishmongers have known about for years. Fishes Wrists. It’s the best part
When Santa got stuck ‘up’ the chimney suggests he had already dropped off the presents after coming ‘down’ and was therefore making the journey back up when he got wedged.
His threats to the girls and boys of the house of getting no toys if they don’t help are baseless lies
His threats to the girls and boys of the house of getting no toys if they don’t help are baseless lies
November 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
When Santa got stuck ‘up’ the chimney suggests he had already dropped off the presents after coming ‘down’ and was therefore making the journey back up when he got wedged.
His threats to the girls and boys of the house of getting no toys if they don’t help are baseless lies
His threats to the girls and boys of the house of getting no toys if they don’t help are baseless lies
Thranduil on the window sill
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Thranduil on the window sill
Looks like elf’s back on the bureau boys
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Looks like elf’s back on the bureau boys
Idea for a body switch comedy xmas movie -
Samantha Claus
That’s all I have so far except that it’s set in Beverly Hills and her cleavage is incredible
Samantha Claus
That’s all I have so far except that it’s set in Beverly Hills and her cleavage is incredible
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Idea for a body switch comedy xmas movie -
Samantha Claus
That’s all I have so far except that it’s set in Beverly Hills and her cleavage is incredible
Samantha Claus
That’s all I have so far except that it’s set in Beverly Hills and her cleavage is incredible
People say I’m not a Stranger Things Superfan.
Try telling that to my kids, Millie, Bobby and Brown
Try telling that to my kids, Millie, Bobby and Brown
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
People say I’m not a Stranger Things Superfan.
Try telling that to my kids, Millie, Bobby and Brown
Try telling that to my kids, Millie, Bobby and Brown
Movie title - Ms Frankenstein.
Tagline- Honestly, when you girls get together
There’s backstories for each individual body part and I’m not gonna lie it’s fairly sassy
Tagline- Honestly, when you girls get together
There’s backstories for each individual body part and I’m not gonna lie it’s fairly sassy
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Movie title - Ms Frankenstein.
Tagline- Honestly, when you girls get together
There’s backstories for each individual body part and I’m not gonna lie it’s fairly sassy
Tagline- Honestly, when you girls get together
There’s backstories for each individual body part and I’m not gonna lie it’s fairly sassy
An advent calendar for January culminating on the 20th, Blue Monday with a full sized Starbar might save lives.
rrp £18.50
rrp £18.50
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
An advent calendar for January culminating on the 20th, Blue Monday with a full sized Starbar might save lives.
rrp £18.50
rrp £18.50
Just unlocked a 3rd playable Womack
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Just unlocked a 3rd playable Womack
Little bit of background about me. I’m from the small town of Catheter on the east coast of Scotland
November 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Little bit of background about me. I’m from the small town of Catheter on the east coast of Scotland
I’m from a small parming village just outside Middlesbrough
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I’m from a small parming village just outside Middlesbrough