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h4ckys4ck.bsky.social
h4ckys4ck
@h4ckys4ck.bsky.social
68 followers 48 following 860 posts
Artist, dog-lover and maybe more
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 1h
I’ll have the Code Red
Jack Nicholson in a restaurant ordering a Code Red
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 1h
What if Diane Keaton was a copycat shanking?
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 11h
Taking a pair of white jeans onto The Repair Shop
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 12h
Just remembered the song Deep Deep Down by Hepburn
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 21h
Dude only the pure of heart can eat Chili’s baby back ribs #fafo
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 23h
Guys I’m posting late, I’ll catch up with the likes later. Absolutely no pressure at all, just when you feel comfortable
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 23h
At B&Q today and there’s a shade of white paint called Down Blouse. Wtf tho?
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 23h
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
So I, I turned the radio on, I turned the radio up
And this woman was singin' my song
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 3d
Hi 👋
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 3d
Forgot my work things were on the line. Soaked and now in the tumble dryer and it’s actually worked out well for me because I actually can’t be fucked like
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 3d
That’s how it starts
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 3d
[The hero enters]
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 3d
Been accused of being a collective again. Hard to take it personally
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 3d
She’s gone under the boat I think she’s gone under the boat
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 4d
She in deep tomorrow when she sees this
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 4d
There’s a spark there for sure
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 4d
Yous two seem perfect for each other. Thread solved
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 4d
Told everyone on twitter I’m a god over here if anyone comes asking about me
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 4d
If I was a horse and someone tried to jump on my back I’d just run through a low tunnel like trains do in the movies
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 5d
This rascal trying to sneak out without being noticed
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 5d
and also, The Man Who Shagged Other Men’s Wives
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 5d
Remembering Jilly Cooper by re-reading my favourite novel of hers, A Middle-Class Woman of a Certain Age
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 7d
Every comedy is a fish out of water comedy if you subscribe to evolutionary theory
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 7d
On paper, the You Say Tomato, I say Tomato song is quite a dry read
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h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 7d
If you were on Gogglebox what product placement item would you choose for your coffee table?

I’d have a pyramid of Regina Blitz kitchen roll. Fuck your French Fancies
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