Santa Maria that’s a big shoe!

Dec 3rd - woke up later than usual today. Coffee tasted a bit off. I’ll need to ask Stan to look at the machine. Mary hasn’t been round for days since she went off with a cough. Have a bit of a tickle myself

Hard to tell where the dog stops and the fleece starts

Well this is awkward

I would absolutely ask you to play the sax bits from Food for Thought by ub40. I am so sorry

Only joking everyone. This is basically a satire on lockdown puppies *shudders*

Just get two younger hairier bikers

Pop her in the bag please

🎵 I Would Do Any 2 Main Curries Plus 2 Veg Starters or 1 Meat Starter With a Choice of Rice or Chips For Love (but I won’t do that)