I just did a teams call with Mrs Fritton in the background and somebody asked if it was a portrait of me. 🫠
February 13, 2026 at 1:53 PM
I just did a teams call with Mrs Fritton in the background and somebody asked if it was a portrait of me. 🫠
For the last month I've been reading this. It's taken me so long because he's SO BORING. This is going to sound daft, but all he talks about is himself, whereas a good autobiography is about the people they encounter too. I've got half way through and he's not even famous yet.
February 12, 2026 at 9:22 PM
For the last month I've been reading this. It's taken me so long because he's SO BORING. This is going to sound daft, but all he talks about is himself, whereas a good autobiography is about the people they encounter too. I've got half way through and he's not even famous yet.
What was the most famous PIN and mother's maiden name and your first pet at your high school?
February 12, 2026 at 8:17 AM
What was the most famous PIN and mother's maiden name and your first pet at your high school?
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the eyes are the binbag of the soul
March 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
the eyes are the binbag of the soul
He really could be the next Lord Nuffield. Just needs to start drinking his own piss.
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
Britain has been "colonised" by immigrants, who are draining resources from the state, Sir Jim Ratcliffe, one of the country's richest and most influential men, has told Sky News.
news.sky.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:12 PM
He really could be the next Lord Nuffield. Just needs to start drinking his own piss.
STP!
“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 11, 2026 at 6:10 PM
STP!
I've just finished that new Mackenzie Crook thing. It doesn't quite hit the mark really. Plus too many very old jokes (eating Brazil nuts to then be told that someone had sucked the chocolate off etc). A lot of kooky weirdness for the sake of it, and yet another quirky car.
February 11, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I've just finished that new Mackenzie Crook thing. It doesn't quite hit the mark really. Plus too many very old jokes (eating Brazil nuts to then be told that someone had sucked the chocolate off etc). A lot of kooky weirdness for the sake of it, and yet another quirky car.
Look at my cheese.
February 11, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Look at my cheese.
Well this is rather lovely - Ernie Wise, Jack Douglas, Des O'Connor and Bob Monkhouse were all rather splendid people:
www.comedy.co.uk/features/com...
www.comedy.co.uk/features/com...
Random acts of kindness: Comedians being good to each other - Comedy Chronicles - British Comedy Guide
Negative stories always make the biggest press headlines; so much so that positive tales, such as acts of unfaltering kindness, are often left completely untold.
www.comedy.co.uk
February 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Well this is rather lovely - Ernie Wise, Jack Douglas, Des O'Connor and Bob Monkhouse were all rather splendid people:
www.comedy.co.uk/features/com...
www.comedy.co.uk/features/com...
There was a woman in Morrisons who was cackling away to her friend and sounded just like the old lady in The Shining. I didn't like it.
February 10, 2026 at 1:01 PM
There was a woman in Morrisons who was cackling away to her friend and sounded just like the old lady in The Shining. I didn't like it.
"Wait, what are you doing with that pillow?"
February 10, 2026 at 11:00 AM
"Wait, what are you doing with that pillow?"
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Jane Austen wrote some great first lines, none better than this.
The most shocking and compelling evidence I was becoming my father came not from looks or character, but from my farts sounding like his.
February 10, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Jane Austen wrote some great first lines, none better than this.
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Is John Sergeant on the steps of the Paris embassy yet?
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Is John Sergeant on the steps of the Paris embassy yet?
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Rory Stewart and Alastair Campbell slip on another pair of Tena for Men ready for the next few hours.
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Rory Stewart and Alastair Campbell slip on another pair of Tena for Men ready for the next few hours.
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St asmr mer
February 9, 2026 at 12:56 PM
St asmr mer
A man has just walked past my house carrying bongo drums. I can't leave soon enough.
February 9, 2026 at 12:51 PM
A man has just walked past my house carrying bongo drums. I can't leave soon enough.
Yasss - tomato wheat crunchies are back!
February 9, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Yasss - tomato wheat crunchies are back!
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Victoria Wood - As Seen on TV (8th February 1985). Just a quick rundown of what we can expect to see on Sunday, strikes permitting.
February 8, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Victoria Wood - As Seen on TV (8th February 1985). Just a quick rundown of what we can expect to see on Sunday, strikes permitting.
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In a touching tribute to his mentor, Morgan McSweeney has resigned in disgrace.
February 8, 2026 at 2:46 PM
In a touching tribute to his mentor, Morgan McSweeney has resigned in disgrace.
Two of the best buildings in town, left to rot. Madness.
February 8, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Two of the best buildings in town, left to rot. Madness.