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I’m actually very easygoing and chill so shut up

Los Angeles, he/him, bald
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Absolutely amazing teaser, omg
Visiting...With Huell Howser #1708 - WARTHOG UPDATE
YouTube video by MrHuellHowser
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I’ve played this mobile game before
Good week to repost this from a couple years ago
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Daniel Craig is the only actor who could play Huell Howser
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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I'm collecting names from the replies and QTs bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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pie has a low floor and a very high ceiling, quality wise, which is why everyone is correct and wrong.
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
What are some good ways to shove one hundred tupperware containers into a small cabinet? (Anyone who says own less tupperware containers gets blocked)
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Face Off remake where they bring back Nicolas Cage and John Travolta but they switch roles
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Stupid me, I thought the economy was for people, turns out it’s the other way around
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing the economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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People are being very inefficient today with the Discourse. We can save a lot of time with:

Based solely on the characters and technology seen on screen, rank Star Wars movies by how good of a turkey dinner you could get.
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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confirmed: Bluesky has the jus
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
When you definitely know what your job is
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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an academic paper about over-the-top displays of sincerely held emotions called Earnest Goes to Camp
July 30, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Phantom Menace forever goes at the bottom, very few movies are as awkward and off rhythm and generally infused with bad vibes as that one.
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I don’t want to hear any British person complain about what we call foods when this is how they deploy the word pudding. They have no boundaries.
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
They’re going full @internethippo.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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When calligraphers get mad they send strongly lettered words
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I don't care if you're the Pope of Rome, President of the United States, or even Man of the Year—something can always go wrong. Now in Russia they got it so everyone pulls for everyone else. That's the theory, anyway. But what I know about is Texas. And down here… you're on your own, Charlie Brown.
Look how they massacred my boy, Charlie Brown.
Bilbo was meant to find the Ring, in which case you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Never beaten
November 23, 2025 at 11:08 AM
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Pretty sure that picture is from Streetcar. This is what he looks like in The Wild One. (Please don't own me so hard that people talk about it for years.)
November 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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The Beatles are underrated.
I'm going to start a social media site but if you ever post The Beatles suck or The Beatles are overrated you'll be banned.
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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There's a Coke machine glowin' through the parking lot
Call it a room with a view

One of my all time favorite opening lines to a song
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM