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@brentwaggoner.bsky.social
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Monocule. Socialist. Coder. Christian Liberationist. Neurodivergent. He/him. Partnered w Liz. I like to read many books and I also have a Telecaster. I am one half of the Fifty Books Project. pfp by @imagining-sisyphus.
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Biblically accurate billionaire.
The rich man from the parable of the rich man and Lazarus in an icon. He is burning in hell.
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funkelly.bsky.social
sounds like someone doesn’t want to see me pole vault
Thread- I said not to brag but im probably really good at pole vaulting

Then some Addict cakes angry old bat said “it’s harder than it looks,” and I said “no it’s not.”
brentwaggoner.bsky.social
They have no idea what Catholic teaching is.
brentwaggoner.bsky.social
About to see An American Werewolf in London on the big screen!
brentwaggoner.bsky.social
I don't hate the other stuff but Soccer Mommy's Clean is one of my favorite albums ever and the later albums don't even come close.
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think i go with BLITZ on this. i don’t really care about anything they released other than second empire justice, an album they all but disowned.
jaklacroix.bsky.social
What's a band or musician where you like one album and then nothing else they released?

I'll go first:

Avenged Sevenfold - City of Evil
New Politics - New Politics
brentwaggoner.bsky.social
If someone says "boiled peanuts", they're not from here. It's "bold peanuts". The show Rectified had mostly great accents and got this wrong and I almost came out of my seat.
brentwaggoner.bsky.social
Boiled.
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What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
brentwaggoner.bsky.social
Oh, THAT land of racecar yah-yahs!
brentwaggoner.bsky.social
That's the brand unfortunately.
brentwaggoner.bsky.social
Now, casuals, I'd be shocked if they know anything after Visions of Johanna.
brentwaggoner.bsky.social
I've yet to meet a Bob Dylan superfan whose favorite song isn't a mid-set track from a bootleg in 1987.
brentwaggoner.bsky.social
You mean the land where you can't change lanes??
brentwaggoner.bsky.social
Nothing is ever more important than my Italian Leather Sofa.
brentwaggoner.bsky.social
Ugh, yeah, that really sucks. Excel takes enough expertise to use effectively anyway!
brentwaggoner.bsky.social
Who cares, as long as we're alone together.
brentwaggoner.bsky.social
Excel is a programming language.
brentwaggoner.bsky.social
Amazing that Excel, one of the most impressive programs ever written, has also had some of the most ridiculous issues for 20 years.
brentwaggoner.bsky.social
Nothing is ever more important than Frank Sinatra.
brentwaggoner.bsky.social
There aren't btw.
brentwaggoner.bsky.social
I like when I say I like cake and someone replies with "aren't there more important things right now??"
brentwaggoner.bsky.social
I'm an artist. I think some of her work is good. I think some of it is bad. I don't really understand the idea that anyone's art is immune from criticism. Hell, Taylor criticizes another artist on this very album!
brentwaggoner.bsky.social
I like when I say I like cake and someone replies with "aren't there more important things right now??"