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Monocule. Socialist. Coder. Christian Liberationist. Neurodivergent. He/him. Partnered w Liz. I like to read many books and I also have a Telecaster. I am one half of the Fifty Books Project. pfp by @imagining-sisyphus.

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Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · Aug 14

Biblically accurate billionaire.

The rich man from the parable of the rich man and Lazarus in an icon. He is burning in hell.

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Conrad 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸✝️📿 @conradelliot.bsky.social · 11h

It always fascinates me when cisgender men claim the best argument for male only priesthood is that Jesus was male so you gotta be male to be in the person of Christ. I think that cis-male privilege has completely blunted their ability to think critically about what the incarnation accomplishes. ⚓️

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Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 8h

Watched two Charles Burnett movies today, Killer of Sheep and To Sleep With Anger, and I'll tell you, that guy had the juice. Pure cinema.

Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 9h

I thought Noah was his pseudonym.

Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 9h

we got a dom over here y'all

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Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 11h

I'm trying to delete it.

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Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 11h

Jake Fapper

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Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 3d

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

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Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 11h

That's the sound someone makes when their brains are trickling out their ears.

Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 11h

There's another if too, I think--if Trump is telling the truth about this deal even existing.

Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 11h

😯

Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 11h

It's all there in the subtext.

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Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 11h

A 12oz yield is pretty amazing then. And that's the floor!

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Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 11h

Who? I've just noticed this trend and am trying to hop onboard.

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Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 11h

This gives me an idea for a verse about basting.

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Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 12h

You're a longtime reader.

Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 12h

You'll never guess what this is about.

Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 12h

What's as long as a football field
And gives at least a 12 oz yield?
It grows up when I touchdown,
And makes me make that football sound.

Chorus:
GO TEAM
GO TEAM
GO TEAM
OOOOOOOOH!

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Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 12h

I support it.

Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 12h

I couldn't notice that his volume of sperm production was glaringly absent from her version.

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Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 12h

Pretty solid.

Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 12h

What's as long as a football field
And gives at least a 12 oz yield?
It grows up when I touchdown,
And makes me make that football sound.

Chorus:
GO TEAM
GO TEAM
GO TEAM
OOOOOOOOH!

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Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 13h

brb, writing a song about Travis Kelce's dick.

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Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 14h

Assuming this coup fails you're not going to be able to find a half dozen Republicans who supported Trump in a few years, just like now none of them ever liked W now.

Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 14h

As a follower, I've long assumed that all your posts and reposts completely represent your views and the views of your employer.

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Delaney (Pum)King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 15h

I dunno, shit man, that year was a blur of depression and horniness: a memoir.

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Pumpkinspacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 14h

Gonna be so many books with that title in a few years.