Capricorn Iscariot
@deaconblues1979.bsky.social
He/him. Tarot, rpgs, vinyl, vampires, magic, nature, Southern food, mid-century modern design, 90’s music, 70’s fashion, trans rights 🏳️⚧️, Baltimore. Llewyn ap Oradein Vreith /|\
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I’m going to do a thread of all of my tarot decks and whether or not the Moon card has a weird crab on it. #tarotsky
1. White Numen, my favorite deck for workaday use. No crab.
1. White Numen, my favorite deck for workaday use. No crab.
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You will never get me to acknowledge in public that a holiday solely dedicated to feeding people and eating until you pass out is bad.
NEVER.
NEVER.
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
You will never get me to acknowledge in public that a holiday solely dedicated to feeding people and eating until you pass out is bad.
NEVER.
NEVER.
Yes sir, Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie. I put that envelope under that garbage.
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Yes sir, Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie. I put that envelope under that garbage.
The guy who wins the Turkey Trot 5k has big “but teacher you forgot to assign homework” energy
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The guy who wins the Turkey Trot 5k has big “but teacher you forgot to assign homework” energy
(“KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?”)
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
(“KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?”)
Guys will see that Goran is back and just think “hell yeah”
Hey @support.bsky.team I was never told why I was put in time-out and as a result no lessons have been learned
November 27, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Guys will see that Goran is back and just think “hell yeah”
Happy Thanksgiving! Don’t park your car outside of the Pinedale shopping mall!
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! Don’t park your car outside of the Pinedale shopping mall!
I’m busy for a bit but if you have questions I might answer them when I get back.
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I’m busy for a bit but if you have questions I might answer them when I get back.
Some people in this restaurant never covenanted before God, angels and these witnesses to avoid loud laughter and it shows.
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Some people in this restaurant never covenanted before God, angels and these witnesses to avoid loud laughter and it shows.
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Do I know anyone in the Baltimore area with a smallish bookcase they want to get rid of??
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Do I know anyone in the Baltimore area with a smallish bookcase they want to get rid of??
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Hey @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team please unsuspend Goran immediately.
Goran is a great person, a great artist, and the whole anti-Palestine thing youre on is one of those "Ford funding Hitler" disasters you remember being shocked and dismayed by when you learned of in middle school.
Goran is a great person, a great artist, and the whole anti-Palestine thing youre on is one of those "Ford funding Hitler" disasters you remember being shocked and dismayed by when you learned of in middle school.
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Hey @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team please unsuspend Goran immediately.
Goran is a great person, a great artist, and the whole anti-Palestine thing youre on is one of those "Ford funding Hitler" disasters you remember being shocked and dismayed by when you learned of in middle school.
Goran is a great person, a great artist, and the whole anti-Palestine thing youre on is one of those "Ford funding Hitler" disasters you remember being shocked and dismayed by when you learned of in middle school.
Childhood ends the first time you get to a real hard part of a video game, try it a couple of times unsuccessfully, and go “Huh. Guess I’ll play something different then.”
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Childhood ends the first time you get to a real hard part of a video game, try it a couple of times unsuccessfully, and go “Huh. Guess I’ll play something different then.”
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November 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I love the idea of boardgames but I think most boardgames are horrible
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I love the idea of boardgames but I think most boardgames are horrible
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*HOWLS*
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
*HOWLS*
I am available for a limited time to give you a one-card reading with this oracle deck. Serious questions only. No apologies for the answer.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I am available for a limited time to give you a one-card reading with this oracle deck. Serious questions only. No apologies for the answer.
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God damn this is a really good song
Next is “Lava” from Ice, Death, Planets, Lungs, Mushrooms and Lava (2022).
Lava
King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard · Ice, Death, Planets, Lungs, Mushrooms And Lava · Song · 2022
open.spotify.com
May 31, 2025 at 2:08 AM
God damn this is a really good song
Guillermo del Toro’s At the Mountains of Madness. No question, no competition.
And this is cheating but I’d also make Miyazaki do a miniseries of the entire Nausicaä manga.
And this is cheating but I’d also make Miyazaki do a miniseries of the entire Nausicaä manga.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Guillermo del Toro’s At the Mountains of Madness. No question, no competition.
And this is cheating but I’d also make Miyazaki do a miniseries of the entire Nausicaä manga.
And this is cheating but I’d also make Miyazaki do a miniseries of the entire Nausicaä manga.
Trying to listen to King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard and incredibly frustrated because of how shitty it is to use Bandcamp.
One of the hard things about the music streaming situation is that Bandcamp sucks ass.
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Trying to listen to King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard and incredibly frustrated because of how shitty it is to use Bandcamp.
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It's never too late to learn something new.
It's never too late to read dusty books of dark magic.
It's never too late to weave a cloak of moss, feathers, and thorns and become the horror that haunts the forest north of town.
It's never too late to read dusty books of dark magic.
It's never too late to weave a cloak of moss, feathers, and thorns and become the horror that haunts the forest north of town.
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It's never too late to learn something new.
It's never too late to read dusty books of dark magic.
It's never too late to weave a cloak of moss, feathers, and thorns and become the horror that haunts the forest north of town.
It's never too late to read dusty books of dark magic.
It's never too late to weave a cloak of moss, feathers, and thorns and become the horror that haunts the forest north of town.
Damn, King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard’s “The Dripping Tap” really is a masterpiece
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Damn, King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard’s “The Dripping Tap” really is a masterpiece
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
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No one on Earth is presently as cool as the man in this video. He is a load-bearing member of coolness.
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
No one on Earth is presently as cool as the man in this video. He is a load-bearing member of coolness.
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Bluesky, this is my gift to you
For a 16oz bag of cranberries, 1c sugar/1c water dissolved, cranberries brought to boil then simmer, 1 apple, juice from 1 orange & 1 lemon, nutmeg & cinnamon measured in vibes, and if you feel like going an extra mile & alcohol is safe for you, a little triple sec!
Make it at least one day before!
Make it at least one day before!
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Bluesky, this is my gift to you
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Now, what you hear is not a test, I'm rappin' to the beat
And me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet
You see, I am Wonder Mike, and I'd like to say hello
To the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow
And me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet
You see, I am Wonder Mike, and I'd like to say hello
To the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Now, what you hear is not a test, I'm rappin' to the beat
And me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet
You see, I am Wonder Mike, and I'd like to say hello
To the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow
And me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet
You see, I am Wonder Mike, and I'd like to say hello
To the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow