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Mykael Wyvern — 🔮🧙🏻‍♂️🐉
@wyvern.bsky.social
Searcher for logic and truth
Keeper of sympathy and empathy

If I weren't crazy, I would just go insane

(he/him/they is acceptable in a crunch but I prefer Captain)
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Since I have some new followers, hello I am a mid forties technical professional that dabbles in arcane mysteries from time to time and enjoys cannabis for both pleasure and medicinally.

I am a cis, nominally heterosexual, white dude.

All are welcome to share my delusions of reality if desired.
December 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, Marvel, Disney animated, Pixar, Aliens, Predator, Fast & the Furious, Jaws, Studio Ghibli, 007, Freddy, Jason, Jurassic Park, Minions, Transformers, TMNT, Twilight, Black Hawk Down, or Smokey & the Bandit
December 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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i’m just a woman who writes for the atlantic
Your other bits aren’t my personal nemesis
December 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Love how the hard mode list gets longer and longer the more fandoms the meme barrels through
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, Marvel, Disney animated, or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Starting LATE January I want to have a channel set up for my film reviews/critiques. I think it may end up being a Patreon but it’ll be free. The thought of giving YouTube money makes me queasy.

The first video is about “elevated horror” and why the phrase is TRASH.
December 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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"I'll burn down your house" - legally actionable, boring, common

"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
December 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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But yeah you gotta have something like Krull in your back pocket for social media bits like this
December 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Movie you've watched more than six times with a Gif. Hard mode-no Star Wars, Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Look I found some more words. (Shocking!) #witchsky
youtu.be/JBRjqhceM2I
Advice for Younger Witches (Sort of) (A Follow Up)
YouTube video by Thorn Mooney
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Make a website! Then don’t forget to build a links page so you can add all of your friends’ websites! We used to build web rings! That’s how you found people! WE COULD JUST DO IT AGAIN. www.thornthewitch.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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These are the ones I remember.

youtu.be/0vI0UcUxzrQ?...
ABC 'After These Messages' Saturday morning bumpers
YouTube video by ToonORama
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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wow a bunch of humble bundle keys expire now. i’ll have to give away spares of the game codes that expire in dec 2026. actually some expire earlier than that. very cool. i have some good shit that’ll expire i guess which is utter bullshit. i’ll do my best to add them to my spreadsheet soon
December 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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6 to go!
December 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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It was inevitable. First video of December. JÜL BÖLS!!!!! I mean, you'd be disappointed in me if I didn't, right?

youtu.be/P6v1u-N7JCk
Magical Pagan Decorations? BALLS!
Yule rant ahead!!!!! It wouldn't be Christmas without me ranting now, would it? Regular viewers will guess where I'm going with this one, I think.... Existing Whilst Witchy: Do we all need stupid…
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December 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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I put a gold nib on a Lamy Safari—sort of the fountain pen equivalent of putting boutique pickups in your beater guitar—and honestly it’s freaking awesome.
December 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Franklin the Turtle’s apolitical nature is relatively recent, people forget he stood as a Liberal for a Manitoba seat in 1972 and then later as a PC in 1988.
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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ketchup a pretty decent salad dressing, not very different from catalina or a sweet tomato vinaigrette
December 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a Gif. Hard mode-no Star Wars, Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM