You Call Yourself a Film Critic
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Socialist. Bi but only in the Spanish dub. Failed writer AND critic. Autistic t'fuck. Most times bearded
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Ben Affleck costing himself work to beef with a child sounds like something out of a sitcom
TIL why Spielberg and Affleck have never worked together and lmao. King shit.
December 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Ben Affleck costing himself work to beef with a child sounds like something out of a sitcom
If there's any lesson you can gleam from this nightmare of a case (though I don't really love the idea of you taking life lessons out of parricide but bear with me) it's that you can't always save your kids
I feel it's pretty cruel to use this to reflect their parenting at all
I feel it's pretty cruel to use this to reflect their parenting at all
The whole Rob Reiner story is NOT an opportunity for you to brag about what a good parent you are, give it a day or two
December 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
If there's any lesson you can gleam from this nightmare of a case (though I don't really love the idea of you taking life lessons out of parricide but bear with me) it's that you can't always save your kids
I feel it's pretty cruel to use this to reflect their parenting at all
I feel it's pretty cruel to use this to reflect their parenting at all
Trump didn't say Reiner had mental health issues he passed down to his kids and that's why his son murdered his parents. He said he was murdered TO DEFEND TRUMP
Let's not let these fuckers weasel their way out of this. The President of the United States lied about an ongoing murder investigation
Let's not let these fuckers weasel their way out of this. The President of the United States lied about an ongoing murder investigation
This is textbook projection: pathologizing critics as “psychotic” while engaging in conspiratorial thinking, sweeping stereotypes, and dehumanization. It weaponizes mental health language to deflect from facts—and worsens the stigma it pretends to care about.
December 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Trump didn't say Reiner had mental health issues he passed down to his kids and that's why his son murdered his parents. He said he was murdered TO DEFEND TRUMP
Let's not let these fuckers weasel their way out of this. The President of the United States lied about an ongoing murder investigation
Let's not let these fuckers weasel their way out of this. The President of the United States lied about an ongoing murder investigation
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GAZA IS DROWNING IN RAIN WATER AND THEY ARE ALL IN TENTS AND ISRAEL IS STILL FIRING ON PEOPLE AND THIS ISN'T A MAJOR NEWS STORY BECAUSE OF RACISM
December 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
GAZA IS DROWNING IN RAIN WATER AND THEY ARE ALL IN TENTS AND ISRAEL IS STILL FIRING ON PEOPLE AND THIS ISN'T A MAJOR NEWS STORY BECAUSE OF RACISM
You know if you're gonna help finance a woman's genocide campaign you can at least make the skin look like the fucking character
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December 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
You know if you're gonna help finance a woman's genocide campaign you can at least make the skin look like the fucking character
It's cool that Marvel have decided to just live shamelessly off the farts of their own nostalgia figuring its the only way to make money now and they're probably right
(Saw the Doomsday leaked teaser)
(Saw the Doomsday leaked teaser)
December 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
It's cool that Marvel have decided to just live shamelessly off the farts of their own nostalgia figuring its the only way to make money now and they're probably right
(Saw the Doomsday leaked teaser)
(Saw the Doomsday leaked teaser)
Seriously why the fuck did they name their kid Zuzu?
December 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Seriously why the fuck did they name their kid Zuzu?
Almost-like-almost impressed this person has principles. Almost
The bar is in absolute Hell for these cunts
The bar is in absolute Hell for these cunts
December 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Almost-like-almost impressed this person has principles. Almost
The bar is in absolute Hell for these cunts
The bar is in absolute Hell for these cunts
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
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One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
December 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
🎶NOOOOO OOOOOONE
GRIFTS LIKE GASTON
STARS IN SHITS LIKE GASTON
GIVES US MUNDANE AND LIFELESS CASH SHIFTS LIKE GASTON
IN BOX THEY'LL HOPE HES PROLIIIIIIIFERATING
SIGH, TIL BE DRY
THAT GASTON🎶
GRIFTS LIKE GASTON
STARS IN SHITS LIKE GASTON
GIVES US MUNDANE AND LIFELESS CASH SHIFTS LIKE GASTON
IN BOX THEY'LL HOPE HES PROLIIIIIIIFERATING
SIGH, TIL BE DRY
THAT GASTON🎶
Disney Developing Live-Action ‘Gaston’ Movie From Writer Dave Callaham And Producer Michelle Rejwan
Disney is in early development on a new live-action pic centered on the Beauty and the Beast character Gaston.
deadline.com
December 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
🎶NOOOOO OOOOOONE
GRIFTS LIKE GASTON
STARS IN SHITS LIKE GASTON
GIVES US MUNDANE AND LIFELESS CASH SHIFTS LIKE GASTON
IN BOX THEY'LL HOPE HES PROLIIIIIIIFERATING
SIGH, TIL BE DRY
THAT GASTON🎶
GRIFTS LIKE GASTON
STARS IN SHITS LIKE GASTON
GIVES US MUNDANE AND LIFELESS CASH SHIFTS LIKE GASTON
IN BOX THEY'LL HOPE HES PROLIIIIIIIFERATING
SIGH, TIL BE DRY
THAT GASTON🎶
Three moments make me cry every time I watched this. The ending obviously but also that scene with young George and Gower over the poisoned pills
It really displays even as a kid goodness came as natural to George as breathing and H. B. Warner shows such a weight of emotion on his face he's so good
It really displays even as a kid goodness came as natural to George as breathing and H. B. Warner shows such a weight of emotion on his face he's so good
December 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Three moments make me cry every time I watched this. The ending obviously but also that scene with young George and Gower over the poisoned pills
It really displays even as a kid goodness came as natural to George as breathing and H. B. Warner shows such a weight of emotion on his face he's so good
It really displays even as a kid goodness came as natural to George as breathing and H. B. Warner shows such a weight of emotion on his face he's so good
Seeing this at my local arthouse they preceeded it with a bumper of Sesame Street characters explaining the history of cinema and it's so cute!
December 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Seeing this at my local arthouse they preceeded it with a bumper of Sesame Street characters explaining the history of cinema and it's so cute!
ANOTHER trailer using a slowed down version of Champagne Supernova what the Christ LMFAOOOO
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
ANOTHER trailer using a slowed down version of Champagne Supernova what the Christ LMFAOOOO
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if you don’t know, some amazing work being done by dril on threads
December 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
if you don’t know, some amazing work being done by dril on threads
I don't know how to break it to clowns that they are not rehabilitating the image of clowns in the public consciousness any time soon
i stumbled on this looking for something yesterday and i have not stopped laughing
December 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I don't know how to break it to clowns that they are not rehabilitating the image of clowns in the public consciousness any time soon
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MLK was right.
“We do not need allies more devoted to order than to justice. I hear a lot of talk these days about our direct action talk alienating former friends. ... If our direct action programs alienate our friends … they never were really our friends.”
- Martin Luther King, Jr., 1964
“We do not need allies more devoted to order than to justice. I hear a lot of talk these days about our direct action talk alienating former friends. ... If our direct action programs alienate our friends … they never were really our friends.”
- Martin Luther King, Jr., 1964
"But change comes about fastest when the least fuss is made, and when a minority knows that it is initially different and reacts to antagonism with moderation."
We've reacted with 'moderation' and look where that's got us. Fuck your moderation. The time for moderation is over.
We've reacted with 'moderation' and look where that's got us. Fuck your moderation. The time for moderation is over.
December 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
MLK was right.
“We do not need allies more devoted to order than to justice. I hear a lot of talk these days about our direct action talk alienating former friends. ... If our direct action programs alienate our friends … they never were really our friends.”
- Martin Luther King, Jr., 1964
“We do not need allies more devoted to order than to justice. I hear a lot of talk these days about our direct action talk alienating former friends. ... If our direct action programs alienate our friends … they never were really our friends.”
- Martin Luther King, Jr., 1964
Sitting in the waiting lobby in the Arc a rare pilgrimage I make to the place as to my surprise they're screening Jafar Panahi's new movie
It and the Omniplex take turns holding the shit stick on dogshit releases but at least the latter doesn't cost as much
It and the Omniplex take turns holding the shit stick on dogshit releases but at least the latter doesn't cost as much
December 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Sitting in the waiting lobby in the Arc a rare pilgrimage I make to the place as to my surprise they're screening Jafar Panahi's new movie
It and the Omniplex take turns holding the shit stick on dogshit releases but at least the latter doesn't cost as much
It and the Omniplex take turns holding the shit stick on dogshit releases but at least the latter doesn't cost as much
Arguing with the Right on Twiitter has managed to keep them out of power famously after all
IMO it's hard to combat the dangerousness of the right by participating in a platform where they aren't present.
I think the best way to explain the X vs Bluesky preference is whether a person thinks the left is more annoying than the right is dangerous.
The reason so many Noah Smiths end up on the X side of that equation is that while the left annoys them personally, the right mostly endangers other people.
The reason so many Noah Smiths end up on the X side of that equation is that while the left annoys them personally, the right mostly endangers other people.
December 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Arguing with the Right on Twiitter has managed to keep them out of power famously after all
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Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.
"Struggling" Only released a sequel to his first feature which is one of the most beloved comedies of the 80s but go off pedo
It's also looking likely he was murdered by his son in a domestic dispute. The world doesn't revolve around you and will go on happily when you are dead mate
It's also looking likely he was murdered by his son in a domestic dispute. The world doesn't revolve around you and will go on happily when you are dead mate
December 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
"Struggling" Only released a sequel to his first feature which is one of the most beloved comedies of the 80s but go off pedo
It's also looking likely he was murdered by his son in a domestic dispute. The world doesn't revolve around you and will go on happily when you are dead mate
It's also looking likely he was murdered by his son in a domestic dispute. The world doesn't revolve around you and will go on happily when you are dead mate
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Reiner was habitually singled out by everyone from the right to South Park as an avatar of Hollywood activist cringe but he consistently put his money where his mouth was and had the courage of his convictions, which grifters and smugger than thou “equal opportunity offenders” resent above all
He's also responsible for raising all the money that paid for bringing Hollingsworth v. Perry & even more importantly Bostic v. Schaefer, which created the circuit split that forced SCOTUS to take on Obergefell v. Hodges. The role he played in American marriage equality cannot be overstated.
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Reiner was habitually singled out by everyone from the right to South Park as an avatar of Hollywood activist cringe but he consistently put his money where his mouth was and had the courage of his convictions, which grifters and smugger than thou “equal opportunity offenders” resent above all
If you can't even frame the QUESTION in a way that isn't this obviously slanted you're not debating fascist thought you're promoting it
December 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
If you can't even frame the QUESTION in a way that isn't this obviously slanted you're not debating fascist thought you're promoting it
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There are thousands of pro-Palestine accounts who are really part of hasbara. They post antisemitic memes and inappropriate statements. We've been dealing with it for a long time. Recently they've been switched from real people to an AI software so now their messages are just confused nonsense
Not to be all doomer or alarmist, but, has anybody else been noticing an increase in these type of Pro-Palestine leftist accounts that suddenly turn insane and go mask off? Or am I just being too conspiracy brained?
This POS is repeatedly saying no children have died in school shootings because they're all CIA ops
December 15, 2025 at 5:32 AM
There are thousands of pro-Palestine accounts who are really part of hasbara. They post antisemitic memes and inappropriate statements. We've been dealing with it for a long time. Recently they've been switched from real people to an AI software so now their messages are just confused nonsense
I always think of that case with Bernie Tiede who murdered a woman in the 90s but half the town would rather he be released because he's so likeable and his victim was reportedly an awful old woman
Richard Linklater's Bernie is based on the case really good film
Richard Linklater's Bernie is based on the case really good film
Like the implication is they didn't deserve to die because they were a beacon of perfection and that's obviously now what they're SAYING because nobody deserves to die like that but that's how it reads every single time they're made out like the angelic beacons of perfection
December 15, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I always think of that case with Bernie Tiede who murdered a woman in the 90s but half the town would rather he be released because he's so likeable and his victim was reportedly an awful old woman
Richard Linklater's Bernie is based on the case really good film
Richard Linklater's Bernie is based on the case really good film