Jake Cole
@jakecole.bsky.social
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Freelance critic and terminally online figure. Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jakepcole/
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You know what, we do movie prompts all the time and I enjoy them but where my real heads at, 1 like = 1 favorite heavy metal album
1 like = 1 favorite metal album
jakecole.bsky.social
I’m always in awe of anyone “back then” who could keep their voice in this good of shape at age 60 in a time when you started smoking at around age 11.
jakecole.bsky.social
This Is Spinal Tap truly never ages
jakecole.bsky.social
I know “you can indict a ham sandwich” except this DOJ keeps failing to get indictments and on some level I keep thinking that she/Comey etc are being indicted precisely bc the prosecution has nothing and these people have the law knowledge and discovery to embarrass them over it
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Drake sitting there reading about how good the judge thought the song was and how everyone really enjoyed it
The song contains lyrics explicitly accusing Drake of being a pedophile, set to a catchy beat and propulsive
bassline. "Not Like Us" went on to become a cultural sensation.
jakecole.bsky.social
If Albert Serra’s The Death of Louis XIV had come out this year it would have cleared $100 million
atrupar.com
Trump: "I also did a cognitive exam. Which is always very risky because if I didn't do well, you'd be the first to be blaring it and I had a perfect score. And one of the doctors said he's almost never seen a perfect score. I had a perfect score. That made me well good ... not the easiest test."
jakecole.bsky.social
Incredible levels of making up things going on every day now
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aaronnarraph.bsky.social
the background on zohran's colbert appearance is jaw-droppingly disgusting
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davidjroth.bsky.social
The "somebody showed me a TikTok" era of American government is going pretty much exactly how you'd expect.
atrupar.com
RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."
jakecole.bsky.social
He was so depleted even last year and for the last 2-3 months he has straight up sounded like my grandfather did in the final stage of his Alzheimer’s. Just the same sentences and phrases said over and over in slower and slower ways, eyes always bobbing around everywhere but at who he’s speaking to
jakecole.bsky.social
We all love to say “it’s happening soon” but that’s what we all said even the first time, but the increasingly frantic behavior of his goons around his locked-groove repetitions and constant notes to “say your catchphrase, sir” has an air of “liquidating everything as the Soviets advance” flavor
jakecole.bsky.social
Oh so we’re at like, the Vistula-Oder Offensive of this timeline huh. The Walter Reade report on Trump must have come back as just the game board of Operation.
justinbaragona.bsky.social
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
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trickyc66.bsky.social
***BIG ANNOUNCEMENT***

Due to governmental pressure, I am stepping down as CFO of the ANTIFA organization.

For transparency, I am releasing the COMPLETE financial transaction history of the organization for the last 10 years. The most recent 6 months are below.

Thank you for your support!
a sheet labeled may june July aug sept oct and everything is just plus 20 dollars minus 20 dollars.
jakecole.bsky.social
Going out to my car to play the horn like a concerto
popversesays.bsky.social
Big big DC Vertigo news from #NYCC2025: "In April 2026, Swamp Thing 1989, issues 1-4, will publish unpublished issues from Rick Veitch... that featured where Swamp Thing went back in time to the crucifixion of Jesus Christ."

More here: www.thepopverse.com/comics-nycc-...
DC is unveiling the Vertigo relaunch's first wave of ongoing comics at NYCC 2025 - follow along live
Follow along live for DC Comics' DC Vertigo - We're Back panel at NYCC 2025!
www.thepopverse.com
jakecole.bsky.social
Honestly, The Fog more to see new writing on it than a preference between movies (The Thing is obviously s-tier)
jakecole.bsky.social
“Assassin’s Creed but against Klansmen” would fuel 20 whey-faced ragebaiters and thousands of giddy Twitch streamers who’d help you shift units by the truck, absolute moron shit
jakecole.bsky.social
“Ubisoft canceled absolute money press of a concept due to concerns over enduring up to but no more than two weeks of YouTube thumbnail rage faces”
stephentotilo.bsky.social
SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan

Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke

www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...
Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year
Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File
www.gamefile.news
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slantmagazine.com
Abel Ferrara’s first great film, MS. 45, receives a definitive home-video release from Arrow Video. Available October 28 on 4K UHD Blu-ray. tinyurl.com/2a9rpdxe
jakecole.bsky.social
describe your Bluesky account with a single image
jakecole.bsky.social
This is so disgusting and unpleasant to even consider that you are almost certainly correct.
jakecole.bsky.social
I realize he’s operating on diminished equipment but I wonder what the endgame is for him. Usually you assume they’re setting up a no-show lobbying or executive job for themselves but no one is going to hire Jorts Lurch when he announces he’s not running for reelection.
atrupar.com
FOX: Do you think Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize?

FETTERMAN: If this sticks. I think the whole point of having a Nobel Peace Prize is for ending wars and promoting peace. And if he brings the Ukrainian war to its end, I will be the Democrat leading the committee for his Nobel Prize Peace.
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ziibiing.com
i am so sick of the presumption (delusion?) that corporations and our government will suddenly be compassionate to the working class and provide UBI when AI takes your job. it is a fantasy.
sanders.senate.gov
The artificial intelligence and robotics being developed by multi-billionaires will allow corporate America to wipe out tens of millions of decent-paying jobs, cut labor costs and boost profits.

What happens to working class people who can’t find jobs because they don’t exist?
AI Could Wipe Out the Working Class | Sen. Bernie Sanders
YouTube video by Senator Bernie Sanders
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jakecole.bsky.social
Listening to Louis Lortie’s fantastic versions of Saint-Säens’ piano concerti for the composer’s birthday open.spotify.com/album/2r5j4P...
Saint-Saëns: Piano Concertos Nos. 1, 2 & 4
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