Jake Cole
@jakecole.bsky.social
Freelance critic and terminally online figure. Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jakepcole/
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Jake Cole
@jakecole.bsky.social
· Nov 19
You know what, we do movie prompts all the time and I enjoy them but where my real heads at, 1 like = 1 favorite heavy metal album
<cigarette-ravaged late career Bob Dylan with a dusky mood backing voice> Big guy. Big guy. SpongeBob big guy, pants ok
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
<cigarette-ravaged late career Bob Dylan with a dusky mood backing voice> Big guy. Big guy. SpongeBob big guy, pants ok
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
In a concurring opinion, Justice Thomas expressed an interest in revisiting 2000’s Perfect Dark, arguing that Rare acted misleadingly by making a Goldeneye sequel with an unrelated character
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
In a concurring opinion, Justice Thomas expressed an interest in revisiting 2000’s Perfect Dark, arguing that Rare acted misleadingly by making a Goldeneye sequel with an unrelated character
My headcanon is that noted hospital enthusiast Jair Bolsonaro got the idea for this from The Pitt.
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
My headcanon is that noted hospital enthusiast Jair Bolsonaro got the idea for this from The Pitt.
This admin isn’t beating the “would be fooled by Bugs Bunny dressing as a sexy lady rabbit” allegations
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
This admin isn’t beating the “would be fooled by Bugs Bunny dressing as a sexy lady rabbit” allegations
I know jester applications are gonna be an avalanche but I still like my chances. If that fails I’ll go into publishing and be one of the guys turning s’s back into f’s
Trying to decide on a career for when the economy crashes and we return to the ancient times. I'm leaning toward soothsayer but I'm also open to banditry
November 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I know jester applications are gonna be an avalanche but I still like my chances. If that fails I’ll go into publishing and be one of the guys turning s’s back into f’s
People on the cusp of 2026 CE: “The thing about Rogue One is—“
Me:
Me:
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
People on the cusp of 2026 CE: “The thing about Rogue One is—“
Me:
Me:
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it's too bad if these ghouls have to be in what's left of the white house we couldn't at least get another round of melania's julie taymor götterdämmerung christmas, instead it's just donny's hideous 1980s scarface death in florida style
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
it's too bad if these ghouls have to be in what's left of the white house we couldn't at least get another round of melania's julie taymor götterdämmerung christmas, instead it's just donny's hideous 1980s scarface death in florida style
Inscrutable practices of the Prince estate and unfortunate timing along a host of much more impressive reissues (including THREE of Minnesota’s other proudest exports) aside, I hope the Around the World in a Day reissue gets it a fresh look. Such a fascinating left turn at a moment of world conquest
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Inscrutable practices of the Prince estate and unfortunate timing along a host of much more impressive reissues (including THREE of Minnesota’s other proudest exports) aside, I hope the Around the World in a Day reissue gets it a fresh look. Such a fascinating left turn at a moment of world conquest
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Oh weird, this thing that spends like $50 for ever dollar it makes despite forcing taxpayers to eat its electricity costs, is becoming more unpopular by the day but is also absolutely the future of everything isn’t doing well????
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Oh weird, this thing that spends like $50 for ever dollar it makes despite forcing taxpayers to eat its electricity costs, is becoming more unpopular by the day but is also absolutely the future of everything isn’t doing well????
Caulking the wagons to cross Lake Minnetonka
The artist formerly known as Prince was a beta tester for the first Oregon Trail (he was in third grade at the school near the developers)
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Caulking the wagons to cross Lake Minnetonka
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Forgot how many incredible lines are in Udo Kier’s Random Roles www.avclub.com/udo-kier-179...
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Forgot how many incredible lines are in Udo Kier’s Random Roles www.avclub.com/udo-kier-179...
I know we ran “as a kid, he taught me it was ok to be weird” into the ground years ago but bringing it back unironically to say RIP Udo Kier, who was serving right up to the end.
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I know we ran “as a kid, he taught me it was ok to be weird” into the ground years ago but bringing it back unironically to say RIP Udo Kier, who was serving right up to the end.
🗣️THIS IS THE RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT
THE NIGHT
OH YEAH
THE NIGHT
OH YEAH
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
🗣️THIS IS THE RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT
THE NIGHT
OH YEAH
THE NIGHT
OH YEAH
Finally, we have invented the chemtrails from the book and movie “Don’t Make the Snowpiercer Chemtrails”
A 25-person startup is developing technology to block the sun and turn down the planet’s thermostat.
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Finally, we have invented the chemtrails from the book and movie “Don’t Make the Snowpiercer Chemtrails”
I’m sure they’ve played it more than once but the Fox Theater in Atlanta showed this when I was a kid and already loved it but seeing that movie in a theater with this interior was otherworldly.
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I’m sure they’ve played it more than once but the Fox Theater in Atlanta showed this when I was a kid and already loved it but seeing that movie in a theater with this interior was otherworldly.
Having been shocked by how much I enjoyed Wicked Pt 1 I held out hope I would enjoy the second movie but hoo boy what a shitshow. Simultaneously dragged out to a ludicrous degree and belligerently rushed on all the emotional beats, done like a MCU movie more than a musical. Ruinously straight.
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Having been shocked by how much I enjoyed Wicked Pt 1 I held out hope I would enjoy the second movie but hoo boy what a shitshow. Simultaneously dragged out to a ludicrous degree and belligerently rushed on all the emotional beats, done like a MCU movie more than a musical. Ruinously straight.
Elon is so eternally stupid lmao, his ruined app is 70%+ bots, the near totality of which spew the right wing race panic he believes. What the fuck did he think was going to happen
elon installs a new feature that publicly displays the country where your app was installed and operates from
people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc
US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL
elon pauses location feature
people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc
US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL
elon pauses location feature
November 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Elon is so eternally stupid lmao, his ruined app is 70%+ bots, the near totality of which spew the right wing race panic he believes. What the fuck did he think was going to happen
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every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
“Mom can we have Flight to Varennes?”
“We have Flight to Varennes at home”
Flight to Varennes at home:
“We have Flight to Varennes at home”
Flight to Varennes at home:
do you want to know why bolsonaro is going to prison btw
first he tried to remove his ankle monitor using heat, which ofc was immediately detected. then one of his fucking failsons flavio called for a rally this morning. the plan seemed to be to mount an escape using the rally as a ruse
first he tried to remove his ankle monitor using heat, which ofc was immediately detected. then one of his fucking failsons flavio called for a rally this morning. the plan seemed to be to mount an escape using the rally as a ruse
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
“Mom can we have Flight to Varennes?”
“We have Flight to Varennes at home”
Flight to Varennes at home:
“We have Flight to Varennes at home”
Flight to Varennes at home:
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Thanks so much to GQ for publishing my liner notes for the new Replacements 'Let It Be' boxset, out on Friday. Extra special thanks to Jessica Hopper, Patterson Hood and Brian Paulson for their extraordinary insights. What an absolute joy this project has been to work on. www.gq.com/story/when-t...
When The Replacements' Courage Was at its Peak
On their 1984 album ‘Let It Be,’ the Minneapolis indie-rock wastrels spewed a message of working-class passion and outsider solidarity into the world's answering machine.
www.gq.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Thanks so much to GQ for publishing my liner notes for the new Replacements 'Let It Be' boxset, out on Friday. Extra special thanks to Jessica Hopper, Patterson Hood and Brian Paulson for their extraordinary insights. What an absolute joy this project has been to work on. www.gq.com/story/when-t...
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Marjorie Taylor Greene managed to tolerate being subjected to the sort of abuse, that she has subjected trans people to for years, for approximately one week.
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene managed to tolerate being subjected to the sort of abuse, that she has subjected trans people to for years, for approximately one week.
I still can’t get over being Cyranoed by a guy who sounds like the vacuum in Brave Little Toaster when he runs over his own power cord.
imagine rfk jr reading his love poem out loud
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I still can’t get over being Cyranoed by a guy who sounds like the vacuum in Brave Little Toaster when he runs over his own power cord.